Alan Smithee
@m6i2k6e.bsky.social
Hollywood pixel-pusher and wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, former/future fruit tree grower, Serie A addict, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee.
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
it's funny because they blew up innocent human beings
December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
it's funny because they blew up innocent human beings
which is exactly what the pushers of AI are trying to make us
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
which is exactly what the pushers of AI are trying to make us
Now bring back Cody.
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Now bring back Cody.
Wait til climate change kicks in.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Wait til climate change kicks in.
Yeah that reminds me a LOT of the bobcats that frequented our property… but they never were that aggressive.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Yeah that reminds me a LOT of the bobcats that frequented our property… but they never were that aggressive.
Now ask him about a Paramount-Warner deal.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Now ask him about a Paramount-Warner deal.
If you are sacrificing human creativity/labor for AI, stop calling yourself an artist; you are now a business person.
December 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
If you are sacrificing human creativity/labor for AI, stop calling yourself an artist; you are now a business person.
It’ll be exactly the same. But it’s not “the left’s” fault that our society is completely corrupted: it’s everyone in positions of power in media and government and Wall Street for the last 50 years.
December 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’ll be exactly the same. But it’s not “the left’s” fault that our society is completely corrupted: it’s everyone in positions of power in media and government and Wall Street for the last 50 years.
It’s fun how everyone in the media is pretending that Trump isn’t gonna squash this deal so that WB can go to Larry Ellison and the Saudis.
December 8, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It’s fun how everyone in the media is pretending that Trump isn’t gonna squash this deal so that WB can go to Larry Ellison and the Saudis.
Again: it’ll be okay when it goes to his friends, Ellison and the Saudis
December 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Again: it’ll be okay when it goes to his friends, Ellison and the Saudis
Woof. The West is gonna run out of water.
December 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Woof. The West is gonna run out of water.
What’s that about? Cloud cover? Isn’t that a good thing?
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
What’s that about? Cloud cover? Isn’t that a good thing?
The deal will not be approved and ultimately Warner Bros. will be sold to Ellison and the Saudis.
December 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The deal will not be approved and ultimately Warner Bros. will be sold to Ellison and the Saudis.
I’m Gen-X. I hate Siri/Ring/Alexa/etc and I hate fucking hate AI.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I’m Gen-X. I hate Siri/Ring/Alexa/etc and I hate fucking hate AI.
I saw some in Hawaii that were growing in fairly small/medium pots but still producing dozens of papayas.
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I saw some in Hawaii that were growing in fairly small/medium pots but still producing dozens of papayas.
You can sow the seeds (I’d grow them in a pot for the first year or so) and papaya trees will grow pretty easily in LA.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
You can sow the seeds (I’d grow them in a pot for the first year or so) and papaya trees will grow pretty easily in LA.
Only if the Trump administration approves it; they won’t.
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Only if the Trump administration approves it; they won’t.
The PR machine to “justify” disallowing the merger and allowing Paramount (and the Saudis) to purchase WB is in full swing.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The PR machine to “justify” disallowing the merger and allowing Paramount (and the Saudis) to purchase WB is in full swing.
My two cents: there are two types of people - broadly speaking: those who want to live in a country where the Golden Rule is followed and the written law applies equally to all; and those that think these principles are for suckers/losers, and they should be able to do as they please with impunity.
December 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My two cents: there are two types of people - broadly speaking: those who want to live in a country where the Golden Rule is followed and the written law applies equally to all; and those that think these principles are for suckers/losers, and they should be able to do as they please with impunity.