Alan Smithee
@m6i2k6e.bsky.social
Hollywood pixel-pusher and wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, former/future fruit tree grower, Serie A addict, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee.
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
Is this a Gregory Crewdson photo?!
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is this a Gregory Crewdson photo?!
Yep; totes normal fall temps. Climate Change is definitely a hoax alright.
October 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yep; totes normal fall temps. Climate Change is definitely a hoax alright.
Every American needs to read this book and understand what happened here in the 1770s and what is happening here now.
October 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Every American needs to read this book and understand what happened here in the 1770s and what is happening here now.
Every American should read this book today; or sometime soon.
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Every American should read this book today; or sometime soon.
Every American needs to read this book:
October 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Every American needs to read this book:
Every single American needs to read this book:
October 16, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Every single American needs to read this book:
Every single American needs to read this book:
October 16, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Every single American needs to read this book:
Aahhh, the soothing reds of the L.A. morning commute…
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Aahhh, the soothing reds of the L.A. morning commute…
TBT: old L.A. signage
July 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
TBT: old L.A. signage
The moral of the story: don't wait; be a cow now.
July 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The moral of the story: don't wait; be a cow now.
Good stuff from “Four Thousand Weeks - Time Management for Mortals” by Oliver Burkeman
July 24, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Good stuff from “Four Thousand Weeks - Time Management for Mortals” by Oliver Burkeman
TBT: old L.A. signage
July 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
TBT: old L.A. signage
TBT: signage of the Valley
Shakey's Pizza Parlor, Northridge
Shakey's Pizza Parlor, Northridge
July 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
TBT: signage of the Valley
Shakey's Pizza Parlor, Northridge
Shakey's Pizza Parlor, Northridge
TBT: that time we went scouting for "The West Wing"
June 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
TBT: that time we went scouting for "The West Wing"
New Elaine/Ping mash-up just opened in Pasadena!
May 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
New Elaine/Ping mash-up just opened in Pasadena!
RIP The American Dream 😭
April 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM
RIP The American Dream 😭
This may be the greatest last page in American literature…
April 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
This may be the greatest last page in American literature…
My god, isn’t this evident these days…
April 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
My god, isn’t this evident these days…
I fear many Americans have never read this, or don't understand it, or don't believe it:
April 14, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I fear many Americans have never read this, or don't understand it, or don't believe it: