Alan Smithee
@m6i2k6e.bsky.social
Hollywood pixel-pusher and wannabe-paid screenwriter, wanderluster, former/future fruit tree grower, Serie A addict, Krav Maga-er (yes, that’s a word) and snobber of coffee.
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
“Oh mother, I can feel, the soil falling over my country's head” - Morrissey & Me
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Alan Smithee
@m6i2k6e.bsky.social
· Nov 24
The climate crisis and all the evil in the world drives me to despair
The world will continue to be absurd, but you, with all your passion, can still make your corner of it more bearable
www.theguardian.com
The world has always been thus. We must cultivate our own garden.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
The Joshua Tree is a phenomenal f*cking album. In fact, has there EVER been a better first 5 albums by a band than Boy, October, War, The Unforgettable Fire, The Joshua Tree?! (yes, the Beatles included). Note: I also think U2's albums post-JT got progressively worse and eventually unlistenable.
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The Joshua Tree is a phenomenal f*cking album. In fact, has there EVER been a better first 5 albums by a band than Boy, October, War, The Unforgettable Fire, The Joshua Tree?! (yes, the Beatles included). Note: I also think U2's albums post-JT got progressively worse and eventually unlistenable.
💯 there is ZERO art in AI.
"Will AI take over the music industry"? - Rick Rubin
YouTube video by NoFace Records
youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:55 AM
💯 there is ZERO art in AI.
I celebrate Thanksgiving.
I do not celebrate Black Friday.
I do not celebrate Cyber Monday.
F*ck that shit.
I do not celebrate Black Friday.
I do not celebrate Cyber Monday.
F*ck that shit.
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I celebrate Thanksgiving.
I do not celebrate Black Friday.
I do not celebrate Cyber Monday.
F*ck that shit.
I do not celebrate Black Friday.
I do not celebrate Cyber Monday.
F*ck that shit.
Reposted by Alan Smithee
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
I was half way through reading the headline when I heard them squawking outside 😂
These parrots came to Los Angeles as pets – then went wild. Now scientists are unlocking their mysteries
Once escapees from the pet trade, Los Angeles’s feral parrots have become a vibrant part of city life, and could even aid conservation in their native homelands
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I was half way through reading the headline when I heard them squawking outside 😂
Like getting thrown in a volcano celebrates the life of the person being sacrificed.
November 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Like getting thrown in a volcano celebrates the life of the person being sacrificed.
Reposted by Alan Smithee
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing about Elon Musk’s pay package without leading with this is like profiling John Wayne Gacy’s booming party clown career.
Is this a Gregory Crewdson photo?!
November 6, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Is this a Gregory Crewdson photo?!
Juventus; where high-priced goal scorers go to die.
November 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Juventus; where high-priced goal scorers go to die.
Yep; totes normal fall temps. Climate Change is definitely a hoax alright.
October 26, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Yep; totes normal fall temps. Climate Change is definitely a hoax alright.
I’ve never seen a team less excited to get to the World Series 😂
October 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I’ve never seen a team less excited to get to the World Series 😂
What’s happening at the Rose Bowl tonight to cause Old Town Pasadena to be full of people who look like they’re wearing 80s aerobics gear meets 70s Elton John?
October 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What’s happening at the Rose Bowl tonight to cause Old Town Pasadena to be full of people who look like they’re wearing 80s aerobics gear meets 70s Elton John?
Aahhh, the soothing reds of the L.A. morning commute…
October 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Aahhh, the soothing reds of the L.A. morning commute…
Even the Weather Channel has gone woke
weather.com/news/climate...
weather.com/news/climate...
Climate Change Is Driving Up Fall Temperatures | Weather.com
Climate change is driving temperatures up, especially during the fall months. This is having an impact on everything from allergies to hurricanes.
weather.com
September 22, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Even the Weather Channel has gone woke
weather.com/news/climate...
weather.com/news/climate...
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The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
September 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’
Thank you, @ricksteves.bsky.social
Think of what can happen to a society that doesn't take authoritarian fascism seriously. 😳👇
September 9, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Thank you, @ricksteves.bsky.social
Reposted by Alan Smithee
Think of what can happen to a society that doesn't take authoritarian fascism seriously. 😳👇
September 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Think of what can happen to a society that doesn't take authoritarian fascism seriously. 😳👇
Good job, FIFA. Could you make it any more complicated? I’m gonna have to read this a few more times to understand how and when and if and where I can buy a ticket to watch Italy play.
World Cup tickets to start at $60 but could fluctuate with dynamic pricing
MIAMI (AP) — Ticket prices for next year’s World Cup will range initially from $60 for group-stage matches to $6,730 for the final, but could change as soccer’s top event adopts dynamic pricing for th...
thescore.com
September 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Good job, FIFA. Could you make it any more complicated? I’m gonna have to read this a few more times to understand how and when and if and where I can buy a ticket to watch Italy play.
New Q & A is up! Trump, Vance, Epstein, Gaza, Big Tech, and lots more: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/mafia-stat...
Mafia State Survival: Your Questions Answered
On Epstein, Trump, and getting by.
sarahkendzior.substack.com
August 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Three ways I’ve found I can blissfully, temporarily forget about the death of our country:
1. Gardening/manual labor
2. Krav Maga/Kickboxing
3. Listening to music
Then I stop and back to reality ☹️
1. Gardening/manual labor
2. Krav Maga/Kickboxing
3. Listening to music
Then I stop and back to reality ☹️
August 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Three ways I’ve found I can blissfully, temporarily forget about the death of our country:
1. Gardening/manual labor
2. Krav Maga/Kickboxing
3. Listening to music
Then I stop and back to reality ☹️
1. Gardening/manual labor
2. Krav Maga/Kickboxing
3. Listening to music
Then I stop and back to reality ☹️