Eliza
@lyzurjane.bsky.social
This is a Roswell TV series (1999) fan account.
Damn, Brady is sassy today!
January 26, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Damn, Brady is sassy today!
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In my ongoing attempts to give you a break from *gestures widely* THE HORRORS:
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
January 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
In my ongoing attempts to give you a break from *gestures widely* THE HORRORS:
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
Let's talk about the utterly bizarre science of cats' purring.
Here's a weird starting point:
There are NO cats (Felidae) that can BOTH roar AND purr.
Cats that roar = genus Panthera
Cats that purr = genus Felis
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the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
January 24, 2026 at 11:20 PM
the nyt style section vs. der spiegel
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I, for one, welcome our new hotdish overlords.
January 19, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I, for one, welcome our new hotdish overlords.
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This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 4:29 PM
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
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Fishtailed into the parking lot of the Dunks and immediately hopped the curb that was hiding under the snow, but by Christ I got that cold brew in my hand.
December 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Fishtailed into the parking lot of the Dunks and immediately hopped the curb that was hiding under the snow, but by Christ I got that cold brew in my hand.
In a truly New England move, we just drove over snow banks and a curb to get to the Dunks. To get iced coffee, of course.
December 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
In a truly New England move, we just drove over snow banks and a curb to get to the Dunks. To get iced coffee, of course.
I love seeing how many people on here got crochet and embroidery kits as gifts and are excited to get started!
ONE. OF. US... ONE. OF. US...
ONE. OF. US... ONE. OF. US...
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I love seeing how many people on here got crochet and embroidery kits as gifts and are excited to get started!
ONE. OF. US... ONE. OF. US...
ONE. OF. US... ONE. OF. US...
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It’s kind of incredible that he’s asking furries on a niche microblogging site to explain UHC instead of like, texting Elizabeth Warren for a reading list.
December 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It’s kind of incredible that he’s asking furries on a niche microblogging site to explain UHC instead of like, texting Elizabeth Warren for a reading list.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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Are you even knitting if you don't misread the pattern and have to redo an entire section?
December 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Are you even knitting if you don't misread the pattern and have to redo an entire section?
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Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
December 18, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Photographer Christopher Anderson on the Vanity Fair photoshoot
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Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.
Oh, just doing a deep dive into the actuarial tables for 79 year old American males. For no reason at all.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Oh, just doing a deep dive into the actuarial tables for 79 year old American males. For no reason at all.
I leave Philly sometimes!
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I leave Philly sometimes!
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
I've been in TN for 24 hours and have already watched more basketball than I have in the past 10 years.
November 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I've been in TN for 24 hours and have already watched more basketball than I have in the past 10 years.
I'm spending several days in Tennessee with my Aunt and Cousin. I'm going to have an EXTREMELY interesting accent when I get home to Philly.
November 27, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I'm spending several days in Tennessee with my Aunt and Cousin. I'm going to have an EXTREMELY interesting accent when I get home to Philly.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
It's my first time flying for Thanksgiving in a while. TSA was completely unfazed by the several pounds of raw root vegetables in my carry on.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's my first time flying for Thanksgiving in a while. TSA was completely unfazed by the several pounds of raw root vegetables in my carry on.
Cat geometry: the red lines are her back legs and the blue are her front legs. How does this work?
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Cat geometry: the red lines are her back legs and the blue are her front legs. How does this work?
Hey so which one do we think is Tears vs Fears?
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Hey so which one do we think is Tears vs Fears?
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.
Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."
Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
These two are unmoved by my explanation of the time change.
November 2, 2025 at 1:58 PM
These two are unmoved by my explanation of the time change.