aka: Angryskycrane
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If you purposely buy Sabra hummus do not interact with me.
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Now I am 100% sure aliens are not real because you just know the White House would’ve released the information to detract from the Epstein files
January 22, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Now I am 100% sure aliens are not real because you just know the White House would’ve released the information to detract from the Epstein files
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We have an executive branch that's on a crime spree against the American public. The other branches of government can use their constitutional powers to put a stop to this. If they decline to do that the only other remedy is in the declaration of independence
BREAKING: Immigration officers are asserting sweeping power to enter homes without a judge’s warrant, a memo obtained by AP says.
Immigration officers assert sweeping power to enter homes without a judge's warrant, memo says
An Immigration and Customs Enforcement memo obtained by The Associated Press reveals that the agency allows immigration officers to forcibly enter homes to make arrests without a judicial warrant.
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January 21, 2026 at 11:07 PM
We have an executive branch that's on a crime spree against the American public. The other branches of government can use their constitutional powers to put a stop to this. If they decline to do that the only other remedy is in the declaration of independence
🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdami to educate Pre-K children on proper use of Domain Expansions. What are your thoughts?
Zohran Mamdami to educate Pre-K children on proper use of Domain Expansions. What are your thoughts?
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdami to educate Pre-K children on proper use of Domain Expansions. What are your thoughts?
Zohran Mamdami to educate Pre-K children on proper use of Domain Expansions. What are your thoughts?
I would rather slit my wrists and both my Achilles than apply for a job on the employer's website.
January 17, 2026 at 2:24 AM
I would rather slit my wrists and both my Achilles than apply for a job on the employer's website.
Food Champion.
January 14, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Food Champion.
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[snack historian voice] most potato and corn snack makers went with a chip type shape for their products however, when cheetos initially launched, they introduced a controversial ‘turd’ structure (soft chuckle) and it worked! !!
January 11, 2026 at 11:40 PM
[snack historian voice] most potato and corn snack makers went with a chip type shape for their products however, when cheetos initially launched, they introduced a controversial ‘turd’ structure (soft chuckle) and it worked! !!
Would love for someone to nuke Google from orbit. I’m willing to accept the Bing takeover.
January 10, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Would love for someone to nuke Google from orbit. I’m willing to accept the Bing takeover.
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Once again the absolute dumbest people you and I know will be downright gleeful about this.
Disgraceful.
Disgraceful.
January 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Once again the absolute dumbest people you and I know will be downright gleeful about this.
Disgraceful.
Disgraceful.
Balcony would be a beautiful name for a girl.
January 10, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Balcony would be a beautiful name for a girl.
Was texting an obviously scammer from TikTok and she hit me with this
January 10, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Was texting an obviously scammer from TikTok and she hit me with this
Someone on instagram accused *ME* of being a NAZI so I flooded her with brain rot reels and she blocked me in about 90 seconds. Surprisingly effective and there’s not a thing she can’t do to my account.
January 8, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Someone on instagram accused *ME* of being a NAZI so I flooded her with brain rot reels and she blocked me in about 90 seconds. Surprisingly effective and there’s not a thing she can’t do to my account.
IG has been insane lately
January 6, 2026 at 10:10 PM
IG has been insane lately
Keep an eye out for my new paperback novel: “I Fell In Love At Jury Duty”
Also I forgot to take an edible before getting here.
Also I forgot to take an edible before getting here.
January 6, 2026 at 1:25 PM
Keep an eye out for my new paperback novel: “I Fell In Love At Jury Duty”
Also I forgot to take an edible before getting here.
Also I forgot to take an edible before getting here.
Just finished the ol girl up. Now the weather needs to behave a little.
January 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Just finished the ol girl up. Now the weather needs to behave a little.
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It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Ya know… I am starting to think that the Satan from the monotheistic religions wasn’t actually a bad guy.
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Ya know… I am starting to think that the Satan from the monotheistic religions wasn’t actually a bad guy.
It’s so easy to help people feel good about themselves. If they tell you something they’re excited about that you already know, just pretend you didn’t know. It’s that simple.
January 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
It’s so easy to help people feel good about themselves. If they tell you something they’re excited about that you already know, just pretend you didn’t know. It’s that simple.
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If you start Forrest Gump at 10:38:57 on New Years Eve, you can ring in the new year with Lieutenant Dan
December 31, 2024 at 4:10 PM
If you start Forrest Gump at 10:38:57 on New Years Eve, you can ring in the new year with Lieutenant Dan
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
December 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Happy anniversary to those who celebrate
Not even giving any context.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Not even giving any context.
Can’t begin to tell you how much I hate this icon in iOS 26 already
December 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Can’t begin to tell you how much I hate this icon in iOS 26 already