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hockey, fat af, anxiety for days (opinions my own, not employer’s). #HomeFreeVocalBand #FlyEaglesFly #OskarStrong #BlackLivesMatter
The Eagles are thisclose to being muted so I can listen to JJ instead
November 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
November 28, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Your important reminder that the Salvation Army is a hate group. Fuck them and their red kettle campaign.
November 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
🦅 🏈 🐻

Go birds
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
American King Sean Couturier said “Happy Thanksgiving”
November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hahahahahaha Coooooooooooots
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Vladar keeps shaking his head though. If I were a spotter, I’d pull him. Sorry not sorry, I care about brain health and would rather err on the side of caution.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’ve seen a few references online today to today being a big drinking holiday. One person called it the biggest drinking holiday of the year. Since when? When/why did Thanksgiving Eve become a drinking holiday?
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Years ago, a friend (who only knew me post-injury, for the record) asked when I was going to get better. I was like "this is it, bud. This is as *better* as I get."

(there is some hope that this surgery will make me more better, but it's too soon to know that)
That scares non disabled people.

They can’t fathom an existence where they’re sick every day with no hope of improvement.

So they gaslight us. They blame us. They tell us we “should” have more help. We “should” try harder. We “should” be better.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Maybe, hear me out here, 11 is just not enough shots. Especially on a guy like Vasilevskiy
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh we absolutely *needed* a Wes call for that fight
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
A few years ago, I was only a couple months into a new job and my boss asked about my Thanksgiving plans. I said I spend it with friends. She said "wHaT aBoUt YoUr FaMilY???" like I'd personally offended her by saying I spend it with friends. I replied "well, my parents are dead, so."
Holiday season remember!

Don't ask strangers questions about their family if you're not prepared to be cool when they cry because they're in mourning, get anxious because they're estranged, or generally find the question invasive and uncomfortable.

If they brush the question off, let them.
November 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I just got an email from the dealership where I bought my car a few years ago, offering me this great deal on a car:

$28,452 instead of $28,557

That is the actual text of the subject line. It's a $105 savings. And they felt that $105 was good enough to send an email about.
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I'd get rid of stuffing and gravy, but I've also never seen ham served at Thanksgiving, so that can go too.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Football bad
November 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Jesus Christ that hit
November 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Jesus wept
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Jake no
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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When Frustration Threatens Desire, by Kerry James Marshall, 1990, 📸 by @drewhallowell
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
The first half was so good. The second half is a mess
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Can I be that guy for a minute? If the NFL will fine people for something as small as having too-short socks, they should absolutely be fining them for not wearing mouth guards properly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Cooper DeJean is like a rabid wolverine the way he latched onto that Cowboy’s leg
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Turns out everyone on Twitter were from like a few countries outside the US.

Meanwhile, most of BlueSky is from the greatest country in the world: Philadelphia
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh this game is hilarious
November 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM