Turbulence Jones
@lukehancock.bsky.social
Just here to give myself something to browse while I smoke cigarettes.
Why, General Mills? WHY?!? Why do you have to release this one week after I've cut out 90% of my carbs and the cravings have finally passed?
January 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Why, General Mills? WHY?!? Why do you have to release this one week after I've cut out 90% of my carbs and the cravings have finally passed?
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Good question for Kristi Noem.
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Good question for Kristi Noem.
I'd die for her.
January 8, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I'd die for her.
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BREAKING: ICE shooter identified as Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
BREAKING: ICE shooter identified as Jonathan Ross. www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
January 8, 2026 at 2:59 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
January 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.
Release the name of the shooter!
January 7, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Release the name of the shooter!
Any ICE members want me to say it to your face? Where you fucking at?
January 7, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Any ICE members want me to say it to your face? Where you fucking at?
I feel that society is finally past the point where parties and barbecues are just about waiting your turn to show a cool YouTube video. Too bad everything else went backward.
January 7, 2026 at 12:03 AM
I feel that society is finally past the point where parties and barbecues are just about waiting your turn to show a cool YouTube video. Too bad everything else went backward.
Just had to pull over, and wait...
and wait...
and wait...
for the slowest ambulance ever.
and wait...
and wait...
for the slowest ambulance ever.
January 6, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Just had to pull over, and wait...
and wait...
and wait...
for the slowest ambulance ever.
and wait...
and wait...
for the slowest ambulance ever.
Ok. I may finally give up on the Discover feed. It's all video games and furries.
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Ok. I may finally give up on the Discover feed. It's all video games and furries.
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We’re now an unpredictable rogue nation being run by a lunatic.
January 5, 2026 at 6:13 AM
We’re now an unpredictable rogue nation being run by a lunatic.
I'm not snobby enough to come up with my own music top 10 list but I did find 3 bands on multiple other top 10s that I dig, a whole bunch. They're incredibly different from one another and I forget the names of the records but they are:
Agriculture
Geese
Home Front
Agriculture
Geese
Home Front
January 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I'm not snobby enough to come up with my own music top 10 list but I did find 3 bands on multiple other top 10s that I dig, a whole bunch. They're incredibly different from one another and I forget the names of the records but they are:
Agriculture
Geese
Home Front
Agriculture
Geese
Home Front
Just let MTG cook. She has the ear of a demographic that no one, on this app, has. She may have (definitely has done) some terrible shit in tbe past but if she can influence a chunk of constituents, in the right direction, Ima fucking take it.
January 5, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Just let MTG cook. She has the ear of a demographic that no one, on this app, has. She may have (definitely has done) some terrible shit in tbe past but if she can influence a chunk of constituents, in the right direction, Ima fucking take it.
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We must discover the names of all the individual OIL EXECUTIVES who did this to us. TIME TO START NAMING NAMES.
January 5, 2026 at 2:11 AM
We must discover the names of all the individual OIL EXECUTIVES who did this to us. TIME TO START NAMING NAMES.
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I had to walk out of the living room because I kept yelling at Rubio on TV.
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
I had to walk out of the living room because I kept yelling at Rubio on TV.
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Somehow Dr Phil is going to be put in charge of Venezuela
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Somehow Dr Phil is going to be put in charge of Venezuela
In the past week I've seen commercials for the new seasons of Malcolm in the Middle and Scrubs. Oh. And we're going to war for oil, under false pretenses. Is emo coming back next?
January 4, 2026 at 2:12 AM
In the past week I've seen commercials for the new seasons of Malcolm in the Middle and Scrubs. Oh. And we're going to war for oil, under false pretenses. Is emo coming back next?
Maybe if we all pointed our middle fingers, hard enough, toward West Palm Beach, we could make a difference. Worth a try.
January 4, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Maybe if we all pointed our middle fingers, hard enough, toward West Palm Beach, we could make a difference. Worth a try.
Man! What a way to sully the integrity of the FIFA World Peace Prize.
January 3, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Man! What a way to sully the integrity of the FIFA World Peace Prize.
There is a pleasant rain outside.
In Colorado.
In January.
In Colorado.
In January.
January 1, 2026 at 8:25 PM
There is a pleasant rain outside.
In Colorado.
In January.
In Colorado.
In January.
It's so stupid that today is a Thursday. WTF am I supposed to do?
January 1, 2026 at 7:15 PM
It's so stupid that today is a Thursday. WTF am I supposed to do?