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Jingle Schmeltz - Herring
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Gary's and Jessie's treat dispenser. #COYS Daddy Davies Stan account, worst snooker player there is. Going on about books an awful lot. Less Eric Bristow, more Vanny Bisto
Big shout out to @sohotheatre.bsky.social, whenever we want to watch a show that’s sold out, their ticket office has been really good in sorting us out via the waiting list. Staff do a great job there. Looking forward to the Phil Ellis show this weekend!
December 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Chatting to a colleague about his upcoming travel in SEA and I'm jealous. I miss this little guy
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Did Praga worry to flag would disturb their sorry little shirt display?
December 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Spurs capitulating to opposition bigotry like this is shameful.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I sent a complaint about the club's decision to pander to this, in case anyone wants to follow suit ask.tottenhamhotspur.com/hc/en-us/req...
Didn't think I'd be saying this today but fuck Slavia Prague. Hope we beat them so bad tonight their fans all drink themselves into depression and get lost on their way home and end up aimlessly wandering Europe until they dehydrate.
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It’s done!
December 9, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Yeah bois
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Daniel levy has a new career as a Brooklyn plumber defending the mushroom kingdom
December 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Oh the irony of a race horse called “Rob the Rich”
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The tree is up! And so are some of my favourite ornaments. Question is how long for?
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
No more Romero slander please
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 PM
We’re a Tottenham Hotmess
November 30, 2025 at 10:29 AM
If you think match going fans deserve this shit, unfollow me now
November 29, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It’s ok, I’ll stand
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I’m a bookshop owner (well small part of one). Much more exciting than a racing cooperative and more rewarding.
as we have a few new followers i thought i had better tell you about the shop...

2019: The co-op is formed
When a popular local bookshop (The Big Green Bookshop) moved away from the area at the end of 2018, it left Wood Green and Turnpike Lane without a bookshop.
November 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
D has gone out to the spurs shop for Black Friday. Little does he know they only do the offers online. It’s pissing down. I’m a bit evil for not telling him.
November 29, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So glad my pension contributions are now being taxed for this.
November 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Went to Paris for football. It wasn’t dirty, people weren’t rude, it wasn’t dangerous. We had a great time, met lovely people and ate lush food. Am I missing any of the stereotypes people have?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just found Gary doing a wee in the dust pan. Why can't I have a normal pet?
November 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Meta AI is so intelligent, it sent me a prompt to use it in Hungarian. I do t speak Hungarian, am not Hungarian, am not in Hungary.
November 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
My dear Celia
November 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
The Sean on embankment is absolutely brilliant. Service is incredible, food outstanding and location is fantastic. Had two mains, two sides, a bottle of wine and cocktails for about £55 which for central London is not bad at all
November 19, 2025 at 6:54 PM
argh, so many videos of random people taking a cat they see outside and claiming the "cat distribution system". No, you're an idiot stealing someone's pet.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 AM