Lorne
@lornetoledo.bsky.social
Just another asshole from Toledo, Ohio.
Nobody Wins by Kris Kristofferson on Apple Music
Song · 1972 · Duration 3:09
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November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I should probably tell the neighborhood kids playing in the pile of leaves I made out front next to the road that like 10 dogs have already pissed on that pile today.
But, I won't.
But, I won't.
November 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I should probably tell the neighborhood kids playing in the pile of leaves I made out front next to the road that like 10 dogs have already pissed on that pile today.
But, I won't.
But, I won't.
Fuuuuck, 3 more hours of work? On a Friday?
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Fuuuuck, 3 more hours of work? On a Friday?
Just one book, because I don't feel like sitting here long enough to pick a second:
Jacques Pepin, Art Of The Chicken
Jacques Pepin, Art Of The Chicken
alright let’s get something more pleasant going. what two books would you leave out on your coffee table so a reporter can mention you have them. doesn’t matter if you’ve read them. for me it’s Pale Fire (which I did read) and Ulysses (got like 15% of the way in)
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just one book, because I don't feel like sitting here long enough to pick a second:
Jacques Pepin, Art Of The Chicken
Jacques Pepin, Art Of The Chicken
Damn, Clair Danes has certainly aged well.
November 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Damn, Clair Danes has certainly aged well.
Settling in with this one.
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The Sorcerer (Live) by Gabor Szabo on Apple Music
Album · 1967 · 8 Songs
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November 14, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Settling in with this one.
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I was never a super big believer in the "Epstein didn't kill himself" stuff, but hard to ignore that the guy who said in private emails that he's got dirt on Trump and the girl that he said Trump spent hours with while underaged both ended up dead by apparent suicide. A bit too convenient.
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I was never a super big believer in the "Epstein didn't kill himself" stuff, but hard to ignore that the guy who said in private emails that he's got dirt on Trump and the girl that he said Trump spent hours with while underaged both ended up dead by apparent suicide. A bit too convenient.
I wonder how many congressional republicans have figured out that the Epstein/Trump stuff only gets worse and worse from this point.
November 13, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I wonder how many congressional republicans have figured out that the Epstein/Trump stuff only gets worse and worse from this point.
Comforting words from the guy overseeing air traffic safety in this country.
November 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Comforting words from the guy overseeing air traffic safety in this country.
It's kind of amazing how cheap marijuana is these days.
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 AM
It's kind of amazing how cheap marijuana is these days.
It's snowing outside, I've made a big pot of hearty, warm soup. There's wine in the glasses, jazz on the stereo, candles burning.
Cozy season has arrived. 🍁🍂
Cozy season has arrived. 🍁🍂
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
It's snowing outside, I've made a big pot of hearty, warm soup. There's wine in the glasses, jazz on the stereo, candles burning.
Cozy season has arrived. 🍁🍂
Cozy season has arrived. 🍁🍂
I was not prepared for the world outside my door to be a winter wonderland today. But, the snow does look nice.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I was not prepared for the world outside my door to be a winter wonderland today. But, the snow does look nice.
Absolutely miserable weather (37 degrees, pouring down half-frozen rain, windy)
But, it sure sounds nice with a good roof overhead. Makes me want to light a fire in the fireplace.
But, it sure sounds nice with a good roof overhead. Makes me want to light a fire in the fireplace.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Absolutely miserable weather (37 degrees, pouring down half-frozen rain, windy)
But, it sure sounds nice with a good roof overhead. Makes me want to light a fire in the fireplace.
But, it sure sounds nice with a good roof overhead. Makes me want to light a fire in the fireplace.
In case you need something nice to watch today:
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Polkadots & Moonbeams
YouTube video by Kara Baldus
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November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
In case you need something nice to watch today:
youtu.be/C0ZZIlLOotI?...
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One fun thing I've done since I've been on here is to follow almost every other Lorne I can find on BlueSky.
Found a couple more tonight.
I don't know why this amuses me, but it still does.
Found a couple more tonight.
I don't know why this amuses me, but it still does.
November 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
One fun thing I've done since I've been on here is to follow almost every other Lorne I can find on BlueSky.
Found a couple more tonight.
I don't know why this amuses me, but it still does.
Found a couple more tonight.
I don't know why this amuses me, but it still does.
You kids? Ehhh, you'll be fine.
All those other poor little bastards out there? Probably not so much...
All those other poor little bastards out there? Probably not so much...
Prince William says he tells his children that their future is “going to be as bright as futures gone by” thanks to scientists working to repair the world’s climate.
Prince William reveals what he tells his kids about climate change to Amanpour | CNN
Prince William says he tells his children that their future is “going to be as bright as futures gone by” thanks to scientists working to repair the world’s climate.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
You kids? Ehhh, you'll be fine.
All those other poor little bastards out there? Probably not so much...
All those other poor little bastards out there? Probably not so much...
Happy Thanksgiving, your flight home is cancelled. But only if you're flying between blue cities.
BREAKING via the AP
The FAA announced Wednesday that it will reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets beginning Friday morning to maintain safety during the ongoing government shutdown.
The FAA announced Wednesday that it will reduce air traffic by 10% across 40 “high-volume” markets beginning Friday morning to maintain safety during the ongoing government shutdown.
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, your flight home is cancelled. But only if you're flying between blue cities.
Please please please please please...
Marjorie Taylor Greene has confided to colleagues that she wants to run for president, according to four sources familiar with the matter, including one who has spoken with her directly about it.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Telling People She Wants to Run for President
One source told NOTUS Greene believes she has “the national donor network to win the primary.”
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November 5, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Please please please please please...
Rain is coming in the next couple days, so looks like I'm scraping up leaves out of the yard again tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Rain is coming in the next couple days, so looks like I'm scraping up leaves out of the yard again tonight.
I always enjoy the word "rectilinear".
November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I always enjoy the word "rectilinear".
I just have zero motivation for working today.
November 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I just have zero motivation for working today.
Pretty on-brand work interaction:
1st email from boss: Hey, we don't have a record of you finishing this training course
2nd email: oh, wait, we do have the two pages of notes you sent us about how this course sucked, that'll do.
1st email from boss: Hey, we don't have a record of you finishing this training course
2nd email: oh, wait, we do have the two pages of notes you sent us about how this course sucked, that'll do.
November 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Pretty on-brand work interaction:
1st email from boss: Hey, we don't have a record of you finishing this training course
2nd email: oh, wait, we do have the two pages of notes you sent us about how this course sucked, that'll do.
1st email from boss: Hey, we don't have a record of you finishing this training course
2nd email: oh, wait, we do have the two pages of notes you sent us about how this course sucked, that'll do.
Good day to remember that old men who take shit care of themselves die every day.
Maybe today will bring other news. You never know, right?
Maybe today will bring other news. You never know, right?
November 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Good day to remember that old men who take shit care of themselves die every day.
Maybe today will bring other news. You never know, right?
Maybe today will bring other news. You never know, right?
Ugh, not quite ready for the time change. Not that I ever am.
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ugh, not quite ready for the time change. Not that I ever am.
Ugh, another hour of the work week? Really?
October 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Ugh, another hour of the work week? Really?