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I love girls and cats and anime boy rpgs
AGAB (Assigned Grungler At Birth)
Watch persona trinity soul or no balls
22
I love girls and cats and anime boy rpgs
AGAB (Assigned Grungler At Birth)
Watch persona trinity soul or no balls
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Well, I upped my meds and now i spend the past weekend refurbishing my discord server. Mutuals will have a dm about it if youre interested in joining but any one I missed is welcome to hop in
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
Scenes from rebel moon i will remember:
● the main characters get solicited for sex by a homosexual alien
●main villain rolls up dressed completely normal to robot scorpion interrogation with his orc wizard
● Every time they say The BloodAxe Siblings
● the main characters get solicited for sex by a homosexual alien
●main villain rolls up dressed completely normal to robot scorpion interrogation with his orc wizard
● Every time they say The BloodAxe Siblings
Zack Snyder is fuckin washed 2
There's like 25 minutes of cool movie buried under the least interesting sci fi storytelling of all time
There's like 25 minutes of cool movie buried under the least interesting sci fi storytelling of all time
November 15, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Scenes from rebel moon i will remember:
● the main characters get solicited for sex by a homosexual alien
●main villain rolls up dressed completely normal to robot scorpion interrogation with his orc wizard
● Every time they say The BloodAxe Siblings
● the main characters get solicited for sex by a homosexual alien
●main villain rolls up dressed completely normal to robot scorpion interrogation with his orc wizard
● Every time they say The BloodAxe Siblings
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Your honor, she eepy
November 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Your honor, she eepy
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![an illustration by Spindle of the character Ottilie, a human with brown orange-ish short hair tied up in a bun. She's wearing a black hairband, a green shirt, and black short shorts (They look greenish here). The pose is of her sitting and waxing her l e g s. Surrounding her is a bowl with the wax, a soft brush, a cloth, and a small oil jar with incense in it.
(some smol lore bit, the wax itself is a mix of honey wax and/or resin, scent herbs and Kul root; a fictional plant, when mixed with the oil of its fruits and "cooked", help soothe and moisturize skin. The incense itself is a bit different from regular incense, it more so is similar to candles, the stick draws in the oil and heats it up [using small runes engraved on the stick] to create the incense. These are usually used for quick makeshift "scented candles" or if you're otti, can't be bothered to buy a candle. The oil itself here is used after hair removal, but bonus use is the nice smell for otti)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:pb7gp4lz3cslvw4oha36b4fa/bafkreiaqkjtfn6ow6ofat3kacmb2ae74gbgvekbdjvkgfpplsfponsusnm@jpeg)
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Discord... It's a funny word, isn't it. It means a disagreement, a lack of harmony. Without cordence. But, cord, a cable... Connection. Like the one between us. Discord is down and you have to make us whole again. I'll be waiting for you in general chat, Sam. Come and PM me.
November 17, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Discord... It's a funny word, isn't it. It means a disagreement, a lack of harmony. Without cordence. But, cord, a cable... Connection. Like the one between us. Discord is down and you have to make us whole again. I'll be waiting for you in general chat, Sam. Come and PM me.
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@orchid.oui24.me doll 3D doll 3D doll 3D >:]
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
@orchid.oui24.me doll 3D doll 3D doll 3D >:]
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ART TRAIN, ALLL ABOAARRRRRD!!!! 🚂🚂🚂🚂💨
Go check out :
@aceneon.bsky.social
@mayamodez.bsky.social
@prismmagicarts.bsky.social
@bigblueskyborger.bsky.social
Go check out :
@aceneon.bsky.social
@mayamodez.bsky.social
@prismmagicarts.bsky.social
@bigblueskyborger.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
ART TRAIN, ALLL ABOAARRRRRD!!!! 🚂🚂🚂🚂💨
Go check out :
@aceneon.bsky.social
@mayamodez.bsky.social
@prismmagicarts.bsky.social
@bigblueskyborger.bsky.social
Go check out :
@aceneon.bsky.social
@mayamodez.bsky.social
@prismmagicarts.bsky.social
@bigblueskyborger.bsky.social
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i think i understand why they let you enable japanese name toogles in the new one, because this is such a big difference
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 AM
i think i understand why they let you enable japanese name toogles in the new one, because this is such a big difference
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He’s just sitting like this
November 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
He’s just sitting like this
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Le gasp......I just woke up from my nap......is the news true.....? My omegaverse pairing is real........? O_o
November 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Le gasp......I just woke up from my nap......is the news true.....? My omegaverse pairing is real........? O_o
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IM FUJOING OUT
November 14, 2025 at 10:56 PM
IM FUJOING OUT
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APPARENTLY NANCY AND TRUMP ALSO!!!
November 14, 2025 at 11:40 PM
APPARENTLY NANCY AND TRUMP ALSO!!!
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This like when Deathbattle finds an obscure comic feat no one knew about
November 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This like when Deathbattle finds an obscure comic feat no one knew about
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My big handsome boyyyyy
November 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My big handsome boyyyyy
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rightoids: “Yeah well Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files!”
Bill Clinton in the Epstein Files:
Bill Clinton in the Epstein Files:
November 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
rightoids: “Yeah well Bill Clinton is in the Epstein Files!”
Bill Clinton in the Epstein Files:
Bill Clinton in the Epstein Files:
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“This Uma Musume is a giant!”
Ok Japan
>5’ 11’
No Japan
Ok Japan
>5’ 11’
No Japan
November 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
“This Uma Musume is a giant!”
Ok Japan
>5’ 11’
No Japan
Ok Japan
>5’ 11’
No Japan
(Guy who is more delusional than hes ever bern in his life) what if i tried to play bravely default for a 4th time maybe I'll like it this time if I play on easy mode
November 14, 2025 at 5:07 PM
(Guy who is more delusional than hes ever bern in his life) what if i tried to play bravely default for a 4th time maybe I'll like it this time if I play on easy mode