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My childhood heroes were FDR and Chipper Jones.
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In the original spirit of this holiday, I am thankful for the Union victories at Gettysburg and Vicksburg.
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
In the original spirit of this holiday, I am thankful for the Union victories at Gettysburg and Vicksburg.
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
The same people who won’t shut the fuck up about “purity tests” are loving this.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
The same people who won’t shut the fuck up about “purity tests” are loving this.
What a fascinating modern age with live in, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What a fascinating modern age with live in, Charlie Brown.
Real heads know IMSA is the good shit.
I have a confession: I just don’t find F1 that interesting to actually watch
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Real heads know IMSA is the good shit.
“I’ll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“I’ll make love to you
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
Like you want me to
And I will not let go till you tell me tooooooooo.”
I had a panic attack during wildfire season.
November 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I had a panic attack during wildfire season.
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
Olbermann’s “I was making so much money. What was I supposed to do, NOT spend it on my fucked up age gap relationship?!” Really does get to the heart of wealth inequality and patriarchal power dynamics, doesn’t it?
November 18, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Olbermann’s “I was making so much money. What was I supposed to do, NOT spend it on my fucked up age gap relationship?!” Really does get to the heart of wealth inequality and patriarchal power dynamics, doesn’t it?
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nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask
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When you put it that way it almost sounds refined to dodge anti money laundering rules so you can bribe politicians / traffic children / fund terrorism or whatever else those anonymized and encrypted $500 million might do.
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
When you put it that way it almost sounds refined to dodge anti money laundering rules so you can bribe politicians / traffic children / fund terrorism or whatever else those anonymized and encrypted $500 million might do.
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RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
RE starbucks picket line--the relevant detail is "picket line, do not cross." Pass that along. Proclaiming that you are in no danger of doing so because you are too aesthetically pure to let Starbucks coffee pass your lips is...unhelpful and does not give the impression you perhaps imagine it does.
Morrison, CO
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Morrison, CO
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Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
November 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”
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Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
November 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Here’s video of federal agents doing a drive by pepper spraying that hit a father and his one-year old on Saturday when the Feds were hitting Little Village and Cicero
Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Putting an optic on a fucking Tippman you use for pepper balls is such dork as loser shit.
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
The 30 Rock vs P&R post might be the Platonic ideal of “touch grass”.
November 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The 30 Rock vs P&R post might be the Platonic ideal of “touch grass”.
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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We did it for you Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We did it for you Dick Cheney
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Great. Now I want Jersey Mike’s
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Great. Now I want Jersey Mike’s
See ya next year, BaseballSky.
November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
See ya next year, BaseballSky.
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Pitchers and catchers 105 days
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Pitchers and catchers 105 days