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Mike Van Wormer II
@longknifeassassin.bsky.social
A jack of many tastes & fandoms. I'm a tattooed geek, gamer, bookworm, and proud AEW Sicko working in IT.

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Calling Jack Perry biting Okada in the dick to escape a Tombstone Piledriver "inventive" is grossly underselling it. 🤣

#AEWDynamite
December 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The only thing about the winter actually worth being excited about.

Everything else can take a hike....

#AEWDynamite
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I feel like #AEW is being quick to revel in the demise of Hey! (EW) by releasing this shirt already.

They couldn't at least wait until after tomorrow's episode!? Give us fans a chance to mourn, at least..... 😭

#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision #HeyEW

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Hey! (EW) - That's a Wrap (Double-Sided)
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December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Reposted by Mike Van Wormer II
RJ City really said, Happy Holidays, you all get coal. 😭
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hey! (EW) is coming to an end!?!?!?!?!?!?

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#AEW #HeyEW #AEWDynamite #AEWCollision
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December 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
It sounds like I should be watching #ROHFinalBattle tonight, but unfortunately I can't but if you're going to have audio issues to the point of botching someone's theme, Zayda's method of handling it is certainly the way to go about it and make a name for yourself to boot.
They fucked up Zeyda Steele’s music and she said “I don’t need music” and had full confidence.

Bad ass as fuck. I’ve never seen her before, but that was dope af to roll with it like I’m that bitch
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Rage of the Tiger took my top spot this year. More in my #SpotifyWrapped
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My Top Song of 2025
Spotify
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December 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Not sure what happened with Megan Bayne's attempted double suplex to Toni & Mina but that looked rough.

#AEWDynamite
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"Remember when RoboCop shot that guy in the dick?"

I see you, sicko. 😀

#AEWDynamite
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December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If #AEW is gonna call one of their shows "Maximum Carnage", then it's a rule that this must be the theme song for it. 😜

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qtfs...

#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision

@mikeyrukus.bsky.social
Spider-Man & Venom: Maximum Carnage - Title (SNES OST)
YouTube video by Peppi the Dog ˆᴥˆ
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December 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Here are the accounts I interacted with the most on Bluesky in 2025 in terms of overall engagements:

1. @amy.wrestlejoy.com
2. @andy.wrestlejoy.com
3. @allelitewrestling.com
4. @nhathanielh.bsky.social
5. @robschamberger.bsky.social

See yours here: anisota.net/harvest
Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest 2025
A recap of your year on Bluesky. Discover patterns, connections, and insights from your journey in the ATmosphere.
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December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Even though @rjcity.bsky.social isn't an active wrestler in #AEW, there's nothing like waking up on a Sunday and being able to watch the latest Hey! (EW).
December 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I'm starting to think that there's an alternate #AEW universe where the House of Black left, only for The Righteous to fill the void but still had Skye Blue & Julia Hart join the group because this vignette is giving vibes of the Triangle of Madness's entrance video.

#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
@profanity.accountant I'm curious to know what my stats are
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Even though I'm not actively watching #WWE anymore, there's still a couple of wrestlers there that I like, with one of them being Becky Lynch.

However, with her Trump-inspired tweets lately, I'm gonna have to tune her out for a while. 😮‍💨
November 30, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I don't remember being interviewed for this... 😜
Local Man Hates Self, Family, Others
November 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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WHAT DOES IT MEAN TO BE RIGHTEOUS?
November 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I would very much love to meet Thekla in person some day....what's it going to take in order for that to happen? 🤔

She's got an amazing presence and I can appreciate just how much of a badass she is. 😁😍

#AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I almost feel bad for MxM Collection because when they debuted on AEW TV, they had some fairly solid matches especially during the Arlington residency, but now it feels like they're just meandering with the casting calls until something bigger comes along.

#AEWCollision
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The cognitive dissonance hit hard when Toni Storm came out and decided to address Jon Moxley directly....it felt so weird, but it was still awesome to see. 😁

#AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Swerve + Hangman = Cowboy Moguls

Whose House? The Moguls' House! 😜

#AEWDynamite
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
November 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
For the #AEW sickos out there, I strongly recommend backing the Super Power Beat Down produced by Bat in the Sun. If specific stretch goals are met, there's a chance you could see Johnny TV & Brian Cage take part in some of the beatdowns

#WrestleSky #AEWDynamite

www.kickstarter.com/projects/bat...
SUPER POWER BEAT DOWN RETURNS!
The show that takes two super powered legends and makes them battle needs your help!
www.kickstarter.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Though I understand why we're getting the competitors we are for this year's Continental Classic, it would have been nicer to see more fresher faces competing instead of getting mostly wrestlers who've already been in it. #AEWDynamite #ContinentalClassic
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM