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Mike Van Wormer II
@longknifeassassin.bsky.social
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A jack of many tastes & fandoms. I'm a tattooed geek, gamer, bookworm, and proud AEW Sicko working in IT. Also on Threads at https://www.threads.net/@longknifeassassin
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 9m
Cope never hit ME in the back with Spike. #AEW
shinyemma1983.bsky.social 🎃ShinyEmma1983🎃 @shinyemma1983.bsky.social · 2h
Hangman Page never stabbed ME in the face with a syringe 💉 #AEW
amy.wrestlejoy.com Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 4h
Don Callis never attacked ME with a screwdriver. #AEW
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 14m
You & the hair stylist (probably):
two men are talking to each other and one of them is asking did we just become best friends ?
ALT: two men are talking to each other and one of them is asking did we just become best friends ?
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 2h
Orange Cassidy never dumped mimosa on ME while standing in a ring. #AEW
megatorr88.bsky.social Vicki // … is sweet baby? @megatorr88.bsky.social · 4h
Kenny Omega never ruined MY hair with bleach #aew
andy.wrestlejoy.com Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 5h
Jon Moxley never drowned ME in a fish tank #AEW
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 2h
If only, I would love to see it happen and to think Harley did their TNA theme. 😀
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 20h
He looks like a human sheepdog eagerly trying to please his Moxley master.
a close up of a cartoon dog with a black nose
ALT: a close up of a cartoon dog with a black nose
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 20h
I never played through the first one, and the second was far too buggy to enjoy it so SR3 & 4 were essentially my introduction to the series and they were both awesome.

I'm also in the camp that the reboot wasn't bad either, it was just a victim of not living up to already high standards.
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 23h
@nhathanielh.bsky.social will be using this one, I'm sure.
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 1d
a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is saying it is inevitable
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is saying it is inevitable
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 1d
I am of the belief that only the belts that are regularly defended should count towards her overall collection.
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 1d
I don't have a problem with Mercedes Monè being a belt collector.

However, I am going to nitpick and say that unless her winning the Owen Cup belt now means she's automatically going to be in the next tournament, the belt shouldn't count as it would be otherwise considered ceremonial

#AEWDynamite
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 1d
American McGee's Alice sorely needs a remaster.
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
What Happened typically covers the rocky roads leading to both successes and failures.
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
and I didn't even get to see the ending because I decided to take a shower hoping the feed would come back by the time I got done and it didn't. I backed out of the video and it had ended. 🤬
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
once again, I have to deal with this shit from Prime Video. 😡😡😡😡

#AEWWrestleDream
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
gonna have to redefine the Muta scale or rename it to something else entirely. 😜
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
Be a heel & use a recording of them saying I Quit. There is precedent. 😉
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
Someone out there squealing like a stuck pig for Darby Allin.... 🤔

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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
every time someone whines about Mercedes winning another belt, she wins another one. 😉
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
Justin Roberts once again had the opportunity to announce Hangman as the Men's World Champion, and again he fumbled. 😢

#AEWWrestleDream
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
it came back eventually for me too, but after the match was already over. 😡
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
FUCK.........I couldn't even enjoy the goddamn match between Mone & Mina because by the time it actually came back, it was the post-match showdown and Mone had managed to win another belt.

Thanks a lot, Amazon. Real bang-up job you did tonight. 🤬

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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
it's playing the last 20 seconds or so on a loop for me
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
I ended up switching to the website and even it's still struggling. It craps out and then rewinds a few seconds
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
How nice for the Prime Video feed of #AEWWrestleDream to crap out.....😡
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Mike Van Wormer II @longknifeassassin.bsky.social · 3d
They really should have had Ultimo Dragon in the crowd if Monè is going to surpass his record for the number of belts held.

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