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The Long Haul Hoss
@longhaulhoss.bsky.social
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Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
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Womp womp
A piece of gym equipment displaying the words "Below Average"
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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The cookies are good, but a bit overcooked on the bottom. Though they go very well with icecream. Not bad for my first "from scratch" attempt #HorseFood
A plate with a large chocolate chip cookie and a large scoop of ice cream
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Decided to make wings for dinner, and I tossed them in the last little bit of three of my favorite @darkbunny.ca hot sauces. It was a delicious burn.
Three almost empty bottles of hot sauce, one with a picture of a smiling bumblebee, one with a black bunny rabbit in culinary pain, and one with a flaming Fox on it. A plate of wings with a corn dog, because I am an adult
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Aaaaaaa
8 balls of cookie dough sitting on a pan in a kitchen 8 balls of cookie dough sitting on a pan in a blue oven
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Boyfriend didn't have space for their KitchenAid in their kitchen, thrilled that I do lol.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
Upright red KitchenAid sits on a kitchen counter surrounded by a toaster, a knife block, and a microwave
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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If there is some disaster where all I need to do is flee, you best believe I am FINALLY stealing that Denny's coffee mug. I'll be like Jimmy Buffett with his margaritas in Jurassic world.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
A Sharpie drawing of a boy kisser on a toilet paper dispenser with the text "drive safe so you can kiss more boys"
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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Ooooo what did you put in it? I made a big ass batch of cowboy caviar last night and well it's not vegan it is vegetarian!
A glass bowl sits on a counter filled with veggies like corn, peppers, beans, more corn, onions, cilantro with a dressing on it
November 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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It's too cold for this shit, y'all. #LongHaulLife
A Mazda 3 with booster cables running between it and a semi tractor.
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Setting up my stereo in my new home as @starlightserpent.bsky.social plays the new pokemon game.
Life is good.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I was already pretty anti-landlord, but I've been further radicalized against landlords since buying a house that had been "maintained" by one.
A 100-year-old hinge absolutely thick with paint. A broken hinge with several layers of paint visible.
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Happy 33rd birthday to my trailer, I guess??
A data plate for the side of a trailer announcing that this particular one was manufactured in 11/93 The VERY OLD pump house in the back of my trailer The back of the trailer in question, a 48 foot tremcar tanker. Yes I know I have a light out.
November 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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Found the cards.
November 3, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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What I think everytime a jobsite only has porta johns available to drivers. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
A boykisser drawing on a Port-a-john door that reads "Look at you, shitting in a box like a cat "
November 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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An actual banner I own lmao. Given to me by a cousin along side a box of business cards with the same message
An old, unfurled Banner that reads "This is an example of the impulsive decision making that is negatively impacting my life."
November 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Always fun picking banjo at the horse bonfire!
Five figures stand around a bonfire. Rio is pantsing another Equine as a third looks on. Haul stands shirtless, picking his banjo next to a pantsless dog, who is also picking a banjo.
October 30, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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I absolutely love the unhinged shit my friends send me.
An image that is done up to look like an old scroll with the text WITCHCRAFT TIPS HOW TO PERFORM: Curse of breaking every bone in someone's body. To do this spell you will need: * -and next to that is an image of a semi truck- It is the only ingredient
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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I've been seeing these requests all throughout New York State and today in Pennsylvania. I don't know what buddy did to piss this trucker off, but it must have been bad, that's like a nuclear option.
First time I've seen the number scratched out. #LongHaulLife #BoyKisser
On a bathroom wall A message on a bathroom wall reading "send poop pics to -the number is scratched out- Thanks!" Next to it is a mediocre sketch of the boy kisser looking concerned with the text "damn, what did bro do to you?!"
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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A message I occasionally have to send to my dispatchers.
A text reading "Uh oh! You've just asked me to commit a ✨Felony✨"
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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What's your sign?
A standard truck "route sign", showing a small black outline of a standard box truck inside a green circle.
October 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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I love it when my silly little drawings get a response. I really hope the furry trucker that went through Suffield CT is a mutual lol.
Half of a boy kisser drawing on a porta John next to a drawing of a paw with the text "0w0 whats this? MAWS >PAWS." That same Porta John panel, but now with the words "DO YOU RP? :3"
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Men will really live like this and not see a problem.
A refrigerator with their shelves featuring only a single can of Dr Pepper zero sugar, and opened 12 pack of steam whistle beer, a single serving of tartar sauce, and a bottle of dark bunny hot sauce
October 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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Outfits like this are like 2/3 of my entire wardrobe. I am in Prime werewolf territory right now and I need to be real careful.
A selfie of a man in a red and blue and white checkered shirt and blue jeans sitting on the back of a pickup truck
October 16, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Holy shit I bought a house.
A tiny fenced-in yard with a maple tree in the middle, with a comically small tire swing hanging from the tree.
October 16, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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@renegademustang.bsky.social posted the base image in a group chat and I couldn't help but make the new meme format a thing.
A hand holds out a berry to a horse that looks at it with a happy/excited look on their face. It's tagged with "that post" over the berry and "Me" over the horse. A hand holds out a berry to a horse that looks at it with a happy/excited look on their face. It's tagged with "barely running trucks on marketplace" over the berry and "Me" over the horse.
October 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM