The Long Haul Hoss
@longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
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Hey, I'm the Long Haul Hoss, probably busy running up and down the highways and Byways. Figured I'd post up my ref lol.
Hey, I'm the Long Haul Hoss, probably busy running up and down the highways and Byways. Figured I'd post up my ref lol.
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
A friend just sent me an image of custom-made hyper bulge boxer briefs, which look like a hell of a lot of fun, but I just know several things got knocked off shelves. I'm also now wondering if that's something I could make myself...
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
A friend just sent me an image of custom-made hyper bulge boxer briefs, which look like a hell of a lot of fun, but I just know several things got knocked off shelves. I'm also now wondering if that's something I could make myself...
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this has gotta be like a top 5 simpsons episode for me, personally
29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this has gotta be like a top 5 simpsons episode for me, personally
The cookies are good, but a bit overcooked on the bottom. Though they go very well with icecream. Not bad for my first "from scratch" attempt #HorseFood
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The cookies are good, but a bit overcooked on the bottom. Though they go very well with icecream. Not bad for my first "from scratch" attempt #HorseFood
Decided to make wings for dinner, and I tossed them in the last little bit of three of my favorite @darkbunny.ca hot sauces. It was a delicious burn.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Decided to make wings for dinner, and I tossed them in the last little bit of three of my favorite @darkbunny.ca hot sauces. It was a delicious burn.
Boyfriend didn't have space for their KitchenAid in their kitchen, thrilled that I do lol.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Boyfriend didn't have space for their KitchenAid in their kitchen, thrilled that I do lol.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
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Who's out there looking for a horse ride?
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Who's out there looking for a horse ride?
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
Getting a friend who is curious about being a furry to join Blue sky feels like a healthier version of giving someone a 2nd cigarette.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Getting a friend who is curious about being a furry to join Blue sky feels like a healthier version of giving someone a 2nd cigarette.
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My friends and I are doing a Secret Santa this year and this is the energy I bring to the friend group.
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My friends and I are doing a Secret Santa this year and this is the energy I bring to the friend group.
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One tool that I don't often need, but will never be caught without, is the humble tire inflator Chuck.
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One tool that I don't often need, but will never be caught without, is the humble tire inflator Chuck.
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
"I asked ChatGPT and-"
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"I asked ChatGPT and-"
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
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Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
I need more visibly queer people in my life. Being around people who are openly and authentically themselves makes me so happy, despite myself looking like I belong in a Larry the Cable guy sketch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need more visibly queer people in my life. Being around people who are openly and authentically themselves makes me so happy, despite myself looking like I belong in a Larry the Cable guy sketch.
Girl same.
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Girl same.
It's too cold for this shit, y'all. #LongHaulLife
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's too cold for this shit, y'all. #LongHaulLife
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this is literally what happens when you hug a fursuiter for the first time. you start downloading DLC emotions
LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
this is literally what happens when you hug a fursuiter for the first time. you start downloading DLC emotions
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I also love sucking dick! Why doesn't that make national news!
November 16, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I also love sucking dick! Why doesn't that make national news!
I keep seeing people portraying donkeys as twinks. Have any of y'all ever met a donkey?
November 13, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I keep seeing people portraying donkeys as twinks. Have any of y'all ever met a donkey?
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Not jazzed about whatever order-of-magnitude more notable atrocity Trump is going to decide to commit to push these emails out of the headlines
November 13, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Not jazzed about whatever order-of-magnitude more notable atrocity Trump is going to decide to commit to push these emails out of the headlines
Flash your high beams all you like, I'm slow, but I'm bigger than you, that means I'm higher on the food chain.
I see you, silver Audi SUV, flashing your lights at me in these Montreal streets. I'm not moving over so you can illegally pass me. In fact, I'm gonna drive a bit slower and more carefully. Oh, look at that, a cyclist wants to merge. #LongHaulLife
November 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Flash your high beams all you like, I'm slow, but I'm bigger than you, that means I'm higher on the food chain.
My boyfriend is sleeping next to me peacefully, but I want to get up and get breakfast 🥞🍳 😭🥞
November 10, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My boyfriend is sleeping next to me peacefully, but I want to get up and get breakfast 🥞🍳 😭🥞
Setting up my stereo in my new home as @starlightserpent.bsky.social plays the new pokemon game.
Life is good.
Life is good.
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Setting up my stereo in my new home as @starlightserpent.bsky.social plays the new pokemon game.
Life is good.
Life is good.
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I absolutely love the unhinged shit my friends send me.
October 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I absolutely love the unhinged shit my friends send me.