The Long Haul Hoss
@longhaulhoss.bsky.social
Long Haul Trucken' Clydesdale horse. Drone photographer. Drinker of coffee and whiskey. Friendly redneck. Very occasional fursuiter. Occasionally delusional. 🇨🇦
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
Lover of starlightserpent.bsky.social 🐴💗🐉(I am 18+)
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Realized I didn't have a pinned Post
Hey, I'm the Long Haul Hoss, probably busy running up and down the highways and Byways. Figured I'd post up my ref lol.
Hey, I'm the Long Haul Hoss, probably busy running up and down the highways and Byways. Figured I'd post up my ref lol.
An older photo for #FursuitFriday back when it was warmer. Come, sit on a log with a horse
📷: @noodlelunar.bsky.social
📷: @noodlelunar.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
An older photo for #FursuitFriday back when it was warmer. Come, sit on a log with a horse
📷: @noodlelunar.bsky.social
📷: @noodlelunar.bsky.social
I always love it when my stupid truck stop Doodles make it back to me through the internet. This is the second time this has happened (from this same truck stop, now that I think about it)
Apparently it's been circulating some discord groups too.
Apparently it's been circulating some discord groups too.
December 5, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I always love it when my stupid truck stop Doodles make it back to me through the internet. This is the second time this has happened (from this same truck stop, now that I think about it)
Apparently it's been circulating some discord groups too.
Apparently it's been circulating some discord groups too.
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My boyfriend? Oh, you mean my...
December 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
My boyfriend? Oh, you mean my...
I was in a group call today with a few Trucken' buddies and got to listen to one exclaim: "I cast Check Engine Light!"
And to all of our horror it actually worked on one of the drivers in the call.
And to all of our horror it actually worked on one of the drivers in the call.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I was in a group call today with a few Trucken' buddies and got to listen to one exclaim: "I cast Check Engine Light!"
And to all of our horror it actually worked on one of the drivers in the call.
And to all of our horror it actually worked on one of the drivers in the call.
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Next time you see a bottle of Kraft BBQ sauce, think of me.
#LongHaulLife
#LongHaulLife
December 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Next time you see a bottle of Kraft BBQ sauce, think of me.
#LongHaulLife
#LongHaulLife
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If you are american PLEASE do your part of protecting the internet. I am canadian, I have no political representation in the USA, but these laws will gravely affect my life and the lives of so many other people globally.
Congress is attempting to fast track KOSA and more than a dozen bills that would restrict internet access, censor speech and increase surveillance under the guise of protecting children.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Committee hearings begin tomorrow.
Lawmakers to consider 19 bills for childproofing the internet
KOSA is back, along with more than a dozen other bills that will erode free speech and privacy in the name of protecting kids.
reason.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
If you are american PLEASE do your part of protecting the internet. I am canadian, I have no political representation in the USA, but these laws will gravely affect my life and the lives of so many other people globally.
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by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
by your 30s you should have at least 3 or 4 internet friends with tastes in weird cartoon pornography that don't overlap with your tastes in weird cartoon pornography
A friend just sent me an image of custom-made hyper bulge boxer briefs, which look like a hell of a lot of fun, but I just know several things got knocked off shelves. I'm also now wondering if that's something I could make myself...
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
A friend just sent me an image of custom-made hyper bulge boxer briefs, which look like a hell of a lot of fun, but I just know several things got knocked off shelves. I'm also now wondering if that's something I could make myself...
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this has gotta be like a top 5 simpsons episode for me, personally
29 years ago today, Grampa Simpson walked into (and out of) the Maison Derrière and a meme was born. “Bart After Dark” premiered November 24, 1996.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 AM
this has gotta be like a top 5 simpsons episode for me, personally
The cookies are good, but a bit overcooked on the bottom. Though they go very well with icecream. Not bad for my first "from scratch" attempt #HorseFood
November 24, 2025 at 5:25 AM
The cookies are good, but a bit overcooked on the bottom. Though they go very well with icecream. Not bad for my first "from scratch" attempt #HorseFood
Decided to make wings for dinner, and I tossed them in the last little bit of three of my favorite @darkbunny.ca hot sauces. It was a delicious burn.
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Decided to make wings for dinner, and I tossed them in the last little bit of three of my favorite @darkbunny.ca hot sauces. It was a delicious burn.
Boyfriend didn't have space for their KitchenAid in their kitchen, thrilled that I do lol.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Boyfriend didn't have space for their KitchenAid in their kitchen, thrilled that I do lol.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
This is going to lead to a lot of baked goods.
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Who's out there looking for a horse ride?
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
November 24, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Who's out there looking for a horse ride?
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
Of course, you may end up being the one ridden.
Getting a friend who is curious about being a furry to join Blue sky feels like a healthier version of giving someone a 2nd cigarette.
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Getting a friend who is curious about being a furry to join Blue sky feels like a healthier version of giving someone a 2nd cigarette.
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My friends and I are doing a Secret Santa this year and this is the energy I bring to the friend group.
November 23, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My friends and I are doing a Secret Santa this year and this is the energy I bring to the friend group.
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One tool that I don't often need, but will never be caught without, is the humble tire inflator Chuck.
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One tool that I don't often need, but will never be caught without, is the humble tire inflator Chuck.
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...
"I asked ChatGPT and-"
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
November 22, 2025 at 11:25 PM
"I asked ChatGPT and-"
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
"yeah, well I asked a bunch of my weird trucker furry friends in a telegram group and they said you were a punk."
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Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
November 22, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Out here reminding people on the highway what really matters.
I need more visibly queer people in my life. Being around people who are openly and authentically themselves makes me so happy, despite myself looking like I belong in a Larry the Cable guy sketch.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I need more visibly queer people in my life. Being around people who are openly and authentically themselves makes me so happy, despite myself looking like I belong in a Larry the Cable guy sketch.
Girl same.
Also I'm running on 4 or 5 hours of sleep
Pray for me
Pray for me
November 17, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Girl same.
It's too cold for this shit, y'all. #LongHaulLife
November 17, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It's too cold for this shit, y'all. #LongHaulLife
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this is literally what happens when you hug a fursuiter for the first time. you start downloading DLC emotions
LOSING IT
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
this is literally what happens when you hug a fursuiter for the first time. you start downloading DLC emotions