Mike Longaecker
@longaecker.bsky.social
Made the mistake of peeking out the window before bed and spotted a distinct pillar to the northeast. Yeah, it's still going in the east metro burbs but that's enough for two nights. Been a helluva show.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Made the mistake of peeking out the window before bed and spotted a distinct pillar to the northeast. Yeah, it's still going in the east metro burbs but that's enough for two nights. Been a helluva show.
Portal opening now to the south dude wtf
November 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Portal opening now to the south dude wtf
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Weather-battered mural across from the Grand Marais liquor store
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Weather-battered mural across from the Grand Marais liquor store
Reposted by Mike Longaecker
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
Twin cities northern lights alert
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Twin cities northern lights alert
Can we talk about how the T-Mobile ATV gal pronounces "maughm"?
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Can we talk about how the T-Mobile ATV gal pronounces "maughm"?
On a walk and someone in a Pontiac just drove past blasting Ace of Base's The Sign and now I fear I've entered a portal to 1993
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
On a walk and someone in a Pontiac just drove past blasting Ace of Base's The Sign and now I fear I've entered a portal to 1993
I made it to the 13th and feel like a heel for my lack of commitment.
October 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I made it to the 13th and feel like a heel for my lack of commitment.
When you hear "Daniel Palencia" out the corner of your ear
October 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When you hear "Daniel Palencia" out the corner of your ear
<insert obligatory Keirsey-Green Line crack>
We have made the following roster moves:
September 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
<insert obligatory Keirsey-Green Line crack>
Fielding an absolute onslaught of spam phone calls since yesterday
two men sitting next to each other with would you knock it off written on the bottom
ALT: two men sitting next to each other with would you knock it off written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Fielding an absolute onslaught of spam phone calls since yesterday
I have aged a lifetime since this review began
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have aged a lifetime since this review began
Assail Swingers for any number of content sins, but allow the perfection of Vaughn's ...
"Now hear me out."
*ONE BEAT PAUSE*
"You bring something nice to wear."
... to enshrine the pre-vegas scene into 90s comedy eternity.
"Now hear me out."
*ONE BEAT PAUSE*
"You bring something nice to wear."
... to enshrine the pre-vegas scene into 90s comedy eternity.
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Assail Swingers for any number of content sins, but allow the perfection of Vaughn's ...
"Now hear me out."
*ONE BEAT PAUSE*
"You bring something nice to wear."
... to enshrine the pre-vegas scene into 90s comedy eternity.
"Now hear me out."
*ONE BEAT PAUSE*
"You bring something nice to wear."
... to enshrine the pre-vegas scene into 90s comedy eternity.
Clint Eastwood's Breakfast Club
Robert Altman’s Cant’t Hardly Wait
John Woo’s Friendship is Magic
September 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Clint Eastwood's Breakfast Club
There will come a day when the sight of a Kazakhstan reference does not prompt the singing of the Borat-version national anthem.
Today is not that day.
Today is not that day.
August 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
There will come a day when the sight of a Kazakhstan reference does not prompt the singing of the Borat-version national anthem.
Today is not that day.
Today is not that day.
NØØØØØ!
Two Olympic gold medalists have accepted a three-month ban after a scandal over tampering with ski jump suits for Norway men's team at this year's world championships.
Norway ski jumpers accept 3-month ban for manipulated suits
Two Olympic gold medalists have accepted a three-month ban after a scandal over tampering with ski jump suits for Norway men’s team at this year’s world championships.
bit.ly
August 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
NØØØØØ!
Me, at noisy Costco membership desk: hi, I think our membership lapsed
Costco clerk: ah, great. That's good to hear man
Me <perplexed look>
CC: sorry, it's kinda loud in here. You said your membership slaps right?
<shared raucous laughter>
Costco clerk: ah, great. That's good to hear man
Me <perplexed look>
CC: sorry, it's kinda loud in here. You said your membership slaps right?
<shared raucous laughter>
August 16, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Me, at noisy Costco membership desk: hi, I think our membership lapsed
Costco clerk: ah, great. That's good to hear man
Me <perplexed look>
CC: sorry, it's kinda loud in here. You said your membership slaps right?
<shared raucous laughter>
Costco clerk: ah, great. That's good to hear man
Me <perplexed look>
CC: sorry, it's kinda loud in here. You said your membership slaps right?
<shared raucous laughter>
At last! Significant limited partnership groups! Whatever that means!
August 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
At last! Significant limited partnership groups! Whatever that means!
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
August 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Post one of the most haunting shots in movie history from a film made before the year 2000
Overheard from parent of teens: "I'm looking forward to the kids moving out of the house so we can go back to being friends with people we actually like."
August 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Overheard from parent of teens: "I'm looking forward to the kids moving out of the house so we can go back to being friends with people we actually like."
I thought matthew broderick and dabney coleman informed us of the perils long ago
August 6, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I thought matthew broderick and dabney coleman informed us of the perils long ago
When you're offloading every possible aspect
August 1, 2025 at 9:43 PM
When you're offloading every possible aspect