I want them too smart and a little too happy to go fast.
I have an appy and a connemara/tb and they both start going batshit if they don't get to both live outside and do at least one 5mi+ trail or eventing show per month. They both can get out of almost every enclosure I've put them in.

I think this started out as the more correct proposition that "southern states aren't AS solid red as you might think, because of suppression and gerrymandering, so we shouldn't write them off completely" but turned into One Weird Trick because social media is a highly lossy game of Telephone

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

I may need to get my sibling that works in I.T. an "I.T. Juice" mug