Logan Woods
@logantwoods.bsky.social
Professional data/ social science nerd. Amateur nerd otherwise. Baseball fan. Runner. Believer of Rasheed’s First Law of Spherical Probity.
The small optimistic part of me wonders if he’s intentionally being this bad at being an opposition leader so that Democratic candidates in 2026 and 2028 can run against him with an anti-establishment message.
But I think it’s way more likely he just sucks at politics.
But I think it’s way more likely he just sucks at politics.
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The small optimistic part of me wonders if he’s intentionally being this bad at being an opposition leader so that Democratic candidates in 2026 and 2028 can run against him with an anti-establishment message.
But I think it’s way more likely he just sucks at politics.
But I think it’s way more likely he just sucks at politics.
“You’re telling me you don’t think Jesus Christ could hit a curveball?”
November 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“You’re telling me you don’t think Jesus Christ could hit a curveball?”
I have to admit, when I moved back to Springfield it being the home of the WPBL for a year wasn’t on my bingo card, but man am I excited about this.
November 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I have to admit, when I moved back to Springfield it being the home of the WPBL for a year wasn’t on my bingo card, but man am I excited about this.
Man it’s going to be such a bummer if Project Hail Mary turns out to be bad.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
November 20, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Man it’s going to be such a bummer if Project Hail Mary turns out to be bad.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
It doesn’t look like it will be, but the trailer for Rise of Skywalker also made the movie seem like it would be great and not the worst in the franchise.
Honestly I am suspicious about the part where The Rock re-enacts George Washington winning the Revolution by giving King George III a People’s Elbow in front of Parliament, but who am I to question Ken Burns?
Burns' six-part documentary uses voiceover, reenactors and drone footage to tell the story of America's founding. And it reminds viewers that the quest for a more perfect union is far from over.
Ken Burns' 'American Revolution' will make you think differently about U.S. history
Burns' six-part documentary uses voiceover, reenactors and drone footage to tell the story of America's founding. And it reminds viewers that the quest for a more perfect union is far from over.
n.pr
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Honestly I am suspicious about the part where The Rock re-enacts George Washington winning the Revolution by giving King George III a People’s Elbow in front of Parliament, but who am I to question Ken Burns?
Drenching myself in loser-scented cologne while standing at a dial taht says cowardice, looking back at the crowd waiting for their vote.
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Drenching myself in loser-scented cologne while standing at a dial taht says cowardice, looking back at the crowd waiting for their vote.
Go through life with the confidence of Microsoft Teams: the app crashing in the middle of a call, then after it restarts having the audacity to ask you to rate the call quality.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Go through life with the confidence of Microsoft Teams: the app crashing in the middle of a call, then after it restarts having the audacity to ask you to rate the call quality.
This is basically if “here comes the pizza” became a federal case
The defense team presses Lairmore on whether the sandwich really 'exploded.' They return to the photo of the sandwich and wrapper on the ground.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
"That sandwich hasn't exploded at all, has it?" defense asks.
"It looks like a little bit is coming out towards the bottom," Lairmore replies.
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This is basically if “here comes the pizza” became a federal case
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Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
November 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blake Treinen in the bullpen watching a six-hour YouTube video about chemtrails and who REALLY profits from weather modification on his phone. This is part of his process. He can't give up three straight doubles unless he's in the right mindset.
It would actually be kind of funny if Naylor got plunked (in the leg or something not dangerous) next time he batted for having the audacity to try that lol
October 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It would actually be kind of funny if Naylor got plunked (in the leg or something not dangerous) next time he batted for having the audacity to try that lol
as a nation/species we need to be talking about Shohei Ohtani more.
October 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
as a nation/species we need to be talking about Shohei Ohtani more.
Hello, naivest person alive just checking in to say I wonder if the Supreme Court is going to issue another one of those “Trump gets to do whatever he wants” shadow docket “rulings” or not. Could go either way, excited to find out.
The Trump administration filed an appeal to the Supreme Court on Friday, asking it to lift lower-court rulings blocking Trump from deploying National Guard troops in Illinois. n.pr/4hl5Msm
Trump administration asks Supreme Court to allow National Guard deployment in Illinois
The Trump administration filed an appeal to the Supreme Court on Friday, asking it to lift lower-court rulings blocking Trump from deploying National Guard troops in Illinois.
n.pr
October 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Hello, naivest person alive just checking in to say I wonder if the Supreme Court is going to issue another one of those “Trump gets to do whatever he wants” shadow docket “rulings” or not. Could go either way, excited to find out.
Fate has chosen The Great Khan and blessed him with luck. He will spread that fortune throughout the land through his benevolence.
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker reported $1.4 million in gambling winnings from a Las Vegas trip last year, according to tax summaries.
“I like to play cards,” said Pritzker, a billionaire who is touted as a potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate.
“I like to play cards,” said Pritzker, a billionaire who is touted as a potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate.
Illinois Gov. Pritzker reports $1.4 million in Las Vegas gambling winnings
“I like to play cards,” said Pritzker, a billionaire who is often touted as a potential 2028 Democratic presidential candidate, a prospect he has not ruled out.
wapo.st
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Fate has chosen The Great Khan and blessed him with luck. He will spread that fortune throughout the land through his benevolence.
Nick Castellanos unnecessarily going for two there, just because, is some immaculately Phillies shit. Just perfect.
October 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Nick Castellanos unnecessarily going for two there, just because, is some immaculately Phillies shit. Just perfect.
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October 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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shoutout to the boat going down the river during the Quad Cities Half/Marathon playing Conga, because like 11 miles in I started laughing thinking about Hank Azaria in The Birdcage
September 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
shoutout to the boat going down the river during the Quad Cities Half/Marathon playing Conga, because like 11 miles in I started laughing thinking about Hank Azaria in The Birdcage
Some days I make good decisions. Other days I run 9 miles, eat garbage, and then get both my covid and flu shots the day before a workday.
September 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Some days I make good decisions. Other days I run 9 miles, eat garbage, and then get both my covid and flu shots the day before a workday.
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I think I’d watch 3-5 seasons of a Q-Picard buddy cop mystery-of-the-week series where Q always has the answers and just makes Picard work for it for fun.
September 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I think I’d watch 3-5 seasons of a Q-Picard buddy cop mystery-of-the-week series where Q always has the answers and just makes Picard work for it for fun.
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SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
Remembered perhaps 6.5 guys and 2.5 Guys.
September 2, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Remembered perhaps 6.5 guys and 2.5 Guys.
I’m not necessarily saying it’s a good movie. I’m not saying it’s a smart movie. But I’ve laughed my ass off no fewer than 10 times at Happy Gilmore 2.
September 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I’m not necessarily saying it’s a good movie. I’m not saying it’s a smart movie. But I’ve laughed my ass off no fewer than 10 times at Happy Gilmore 2.
Join the Great Prairie State Khanate. Our leader promises glory, and demands nothing less than your honor and fighting (for democracy) skill.
Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago:
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."
August 26, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Join the Great Prairie State Khanate. Our leader promises glory, and demands nothing less than your honor and fighting (for democracy) skill.
It’s true. The late 2000s/early 2010s Pirates rotation was basically cotton candy flavored vape. Watching Zach Duke, Ian Snell, Jeff Karstens, and Paul Maholm, and Kip Wells pitch needed a warning label.
Pirates Under Fire For Directly Marketing Team To Children theonion.com/pirates...
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It’s true. The late 2000s/early 2010s Pirates rotation was basically cotton candy flavored vape. Watching Zach Duke, Ian Snell, Jeff Karstens, and Paul Maholm, and Kip Wells pitch needed a warning label.