L.G.
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L.G.
@loafergazer.bsky.social
I never said I was a genius.
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“My seeds will not grow,” said Toad.

“You are shouting too much,” said Frog, “These poor seeds are afraid to grow.”
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I enjoy the lurking feeling of dread that accompanies me on my travels.
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Blessed hotel shower.
December 5, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I suddenly feel very old.
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
My poor pal
Went out boozin’ with an ancient pal. Minimal regrets…
December 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
🤷‍♂️
Really, really, seriously fucked up rn. Wives driving husbands home shit. Raymond Carver territory.
December 5, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Correction: Huge regrets. Stay tuned…
Went out boozin’ with an ancient pal. Minimal regrets…
December 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Frog pulled Toad up onto the island. Toad looked in the basket. The sandwiches were wet. The pitcher of iced tea was empty.
December 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Joe Pesci in JFK shit: “I had one fucking weakness…”
Really, really, seriously fucked up rn. Wives driving husbands home shit. Raymond Carver territory.
December 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Really, really, seriously fucked up rn. Wives driving husbands home shit. Raymond Carver territory.
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
When I randomly pop up in your timeline every few weeks
Twin Peaks: Maddy screams in terror.
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It’s interesting that new bios of Denis Johnson and Sam Shepard are dropping simultaneously. Very different writers, but they covered some of the same territory.
December 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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When asked how he is, my grandpa (91) replies, “As well as can be expected under the conditions which prevail.” It is an answer I appreciate more and more
November 1, 2023 at 2:15 AM
“Sometimes in winter I’ll stand outside in shirtsleeves just for the fun of getting cold.”

—Jim Harrison, “Brown Dog”
December 4, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Flew to my hometown today. I’ve had six coffees and a bag of Cheez-Its.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Teaching myself acupuncture.
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Let me know when you figure it out.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Having a couple bedtime Coors to ease my pains. Like rubbing rum on a baby’s gums.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I walked on ice and never fell
I spend my time in a plush hotel
I stood on many stages, held many mics
Take airplane flights at huge heights
Girl, you gotta love your man
Girl, you gotta love your man
Take him by the hand
Make him understand
The world on you depends
Our life will never end
Gotta love your man, yeah
November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hell, life is multiple-guess
I had a teacher who called multiple-choice exams “multiple-guess.”
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I had a teacher who called multiple-choice exams “multiple-guess.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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In my opinion, we don’t talk nearly enough about how crazy the pelicans are in Colorado. Look at this huge freak!
November 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
You know me, shingles-free
Got the second part of the shingles vaccine. Gonna be shingles-free in 2033!
November 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Got the second part of the shingles vaccine. Gonna be shingles-free in 2033!
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM