La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Manducamus libenter illos qui nos dominent.
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I come before you humbled and douched
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I come before you humbled and douched
Something something gender ambiguous monster
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Something something gender ambiguous monster
I just realized I have to buy work clothes this shit is RELENTLESS
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I just realized I have to buy work clothes this shit is RELENTLESS
I thought porn was against community guidelines
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I thought porn was against community guidelines
Ai generated YouTube ad depicting one of my more elaborate wet dreams
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Ai generated YouTube ad depicting one of my more elaborate wet dreams
And the protoceratops who took the velociraptor down with it. The velociraptor had its claw in its throat and it broke its damn arm by clamping down. Anyways justice for the herbivores hell look at the African herbivores and see what happens when you evolve alongside crazy predators.
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
And the protoceratops who took the velociraptor down with it. The velociraptor had its claw in its throat and it broke its damn arm by clamping down. Anyways justice for the herbivores hell look at the African herbivores and see what happens when you evolve alongside crazy predators.
So nobody was gonna tell me about the cunty Brazilian jewel tarantula Typhochlaena seladonia!!? C'mon now
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 AM
So nobody was gonna tell me about the cunty Brazilian jewel tarantula Typhochlaena seladonia!!? C'mon now
FUCK daylight savings I haven't seen the sun in a week
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
FUCK daylight savings I haven't seen the sun in a week
Seriously need a button to mute entire countries
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Seriously need a button to mute entire countries
There's a through line somewhere idk what it is but it's there
November 4, 2025 at 7:42 PM
There's a through line somewhere idk what it is but it's there
I'm incapable of finding Jonathan Bailey attractive cause he looks and sounds like the rat from flushed away with a six pack
November 4, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I'm incapable of finding Jonathan Bailey attractive cause he looks and sounds like the rat from flushed away with a six pack
I dont believe it for a second it looks like a poorly groomed dog to me but It would be very fucking funny
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I dont believe it for a second it looks like a poorly groomed dog to me but It would be very fucking funny
Did anyone else eat weird shit as a child cause id clear a jar of these little bitches and also heads of raw broccoli and like chunks of raw turnip (I can only eat like two branches of broccoli raw now or I'll get what can only be described as gastrointestinal Armageddon)
October 29, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Did anyone else eat weird shit as a child cause id clear a jar of these little bitches and also heads of raw broccoli and like chunks of raw turnip (I can only eat like two branches of broccoli raw now or I'll get what can only be described as gastrointestinal Armageddon)
Changed it to the UK just to see 🥰
October 27, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Changed it to the UK just to see 🥰
There's also the stapelia if I was gonna go cacti that smells like rotting flesh
October 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
There's also the stapelia if I was gonna go cacti that smells like rotting flesh
Look it's not the titanum but it would be a frankly ridiculous use of free will to get a amorphophallus konjac, naturally it also smells like rotting flesh and yes I have sourced a seller in the EU at a pretty reasonable price.
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Look it's not the titanum but it would be a frankly ridiculous use of free will to get a amorphophallus konjac, naturally it also smells like rotting flesh and yes I have sourced a seller in the EU at a pretty reasonable price.
I'm in a mood today.
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm in a mood today.
I underestimated you jwe3 that's three adults 🥰
October 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I underestimated you jwe3 that's three adults 🥰
I support rural pursuits
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I support rural pursuits
I've made less high pitched noises at human babies
October 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I've made less high pitched noises at human babies
Addison Montgomery you mean everything to me.
October 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Addison Montgomery you mean everything to me.