La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
The main thing I learned on this security course is you're more than allowed to tell retail security to fuck off
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The main thing I learned on this security course is you're more than allowed to tell retail security to fuck off
I was eating chicken wings in my room to avoid the dog trying to steal them and she smelled them from wherever she was in the house and spent 20mins scratching, bumping and whining at the door
December 1, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I was eating chicken wings in my room to avoid the dog trying to steal them and she smelled them from wherever she was in the house and spent 20mins scratching, bumping and whining at the door
What did I mean by this.
I keep getting the urge to start getting into vinyls but I think that just comes with same sex attraction in the same way being into armpits does. Welcome to faghood here's your welcome kink and complimentary collectors hobby.
December 1, 2025 at 1:19 AM
What did I mean by this.
BIG day for drunk white people
it’s been 22 years since the killers released ‘mr. brightside’
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 PM
BIG day for drunk white people
In my daily check of the fish between starting the night shifts I just kinda go ah fish alive and then go unconscious I failed to notice half of the plants fuckin melted. I've never had this happen before.
November 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
In my daily check of the fish between starting the night shifts I just kinda go ah fish alive and then go unconscious I failed to notice half of the plants fuckin melted. I've never had this happen before.
I did get that oxytocin flood ONCE and nearly lost my god damn mind. I don't think there was an inch of that boy I left unhickeyed. I'm over it now but even after we split it lingered and that was the only time but I think that just happens in your early 20s. He could fuck worth a damn tho 🥲
Need to find someone's son I am both attracted to and can tolerate sober and then ride him till the bed buckles cause I can't keep thinking I want a boyfriend when I know I'm gonna be sick of his ass in like 1-2 months and that's not fair on either of us
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I did get that oxytocin flood ONCE and nearly lost my god damn mind. I don't think there was an inch of that boy I left unhickeyed. I'm over it now but even after we split it lingered and that was the only time but I think that just happens in your early 20s. He could fuck worth a damn tho 🥲
Need to find someone's son I am both attracted to and can tolerate sober and then ride him till the bed buckles cause I can't keep thinking I want a boyfriend when I know I'm gonna be sick of his ass in like 1-2 months and that's not fair on either of us
November 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Need to find someone's son I am both attracted to and can tolerate sober and then ride him till the bed buckles cause I can't keep thinking I want a boyfriend when I know I'm gonna be sick of his ass in like 1-2 months and that's not fair on either of us
Didn't eat all day and got two hours sleep felt like a sim who's needs were near death. I actually had to like do everything else to get myself fit enough to go comatose.
a screen showing the needs of a person including hunger comfort bladder energy and environment
ALT: a screen showing the needs of a person including hunger comfort bladder energy and environment
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Didn't eat all day and got two hours sleep felt like a sim who's needs were near death. I actually had to like do everything else to get myself fit enough to go comatose.
I low-key watch fashion girlies and one of em just went 2026 trend looking exhausted with under eye bags like way ahead of ya you 21 year old clear skinned cunt
November 29, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I low-key watch fashion girlies and one of em just went 2026 trend looking exhausted with under eye bags like way ahead of ya you 21 year old clear skinned cunt
Genuinely might see if I can get away with wearing docs instead of these steel toe boots cause my Christ my dogs are barking
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Genuinely might see if I can get away with wearing docs instead of these steel toe boots cause my Christ my dogs are barking
LOVE scaring the hoes
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
LOVE scaring the hoes
I still think it's really funny that the garden centre thinks me and my friend are in a lovely heterosexual relationship but I must be a tight arse cause we pay separately
November 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I still think it's really funny that the garden centre thinks me and my friend are in a lovely heterosexual relationship but I must be a tight arse cause we pay separately
Lads all the computer monitors and cameras just flicked on and off for a second and not only did my heart stop for 3 beats I was expecting Freddy to pop up outside my door
a screenshot of a video game with a sign that says " celebrate "
ALT: a screenshot of a video game with a sign that says " celebrate "
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Lads all the computer monitors and cameras just flicked on and off for a second and not only did my heart stop for 3 beats I was expecting Freddy to pop up outside my door
WHAT YOU MEAN IM ALONE FOR FOUR HOURS IM BUT AN UNCHAPERONED CHILD
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
WHAT YOU MEAN IM ALONE FOR FOUR HOURS IM BUT AN UNCHAPERONED CHILD
What's worse the 4 hours I'm about to be left of my own in a new job or the fact I have to leave here at 7 and go straight to mass to remind myself my grandmother is dead
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 PM
What's worse the 4 hours I'm about to be left of my own in a new job or the fact I have to leave here at 7 and go straight to mass to remind myself my grandmother is dead
Dude set his phone to play Gasolina when his wife calls lmaoooo
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Dude set his phone to play Gasolina when his wife calls lmaoooo
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Thinking of her today. 🔔
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Thinking of her today. 🔔
Icelandic pig bottom gainer - Pjork
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Icelandic pig bottom gainer - Pjork
That fuckin ai coca cola ad looks like these mannequins in winter clothes
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
That fuckin ai coca cola ad looks like these mannequins in winter clothes
Cannot believe this dude went yeah I know you can't drive but you're gonna have to as part of my training
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Cannot believe this dude went yeah I know you can't drive but you're gonna have to as part of my training
When I worked here as a contractor I was told in the event of fire run like hell in the opposite direction but now apparently it's my problem 🙄. I truly have lived like a thousand lives I was once an early 20s tradie straight out of your bear porn dreams.
I'm working my way through standard operating procedures and when you get sections like "how to deal with the media" and "how to handle a bomb threat" you wonder if that €15.40 an hour is worth it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
When I worked here as a contractor I was told in the event of fire run like hell in the opposite direction but now apparently it's my problem 🙄. I truly have lived like a thousand lives I was once an early 20s tradie straight out of your bear porn dreams.
I'm working my way through standard operating procedures and when you get sections like "how to deal with the media" and "how to handle a bomb threat" you wonder if that €15.40 an hour is worth it.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I'm working my way through standard operating procedures and when you get sections like "how to deal with the media" and "how to handle a bomb threat" you wonder if that €15.40 an hour is worth it.
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes