La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Yeah idc the abridged version is cannon to me. Same goes for Hellsing abridged.
February 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Yeah idc the abridged version is cannon to me. Same goes for Hellsing abridged.
We lasted three hours and went home after two drinks. Thank FUCK.
Nevermind thank you liver I only have mild pain around the eyes which is fading. I'm so sorry for the round two I believe my cousin is dragging me to this evening.
Ugh fuck my liver it's hit equilibrium I cant get drunk
February 15, 2026 at 10:07 PM
We lasted three hours and went home after two drinks. Thank FUCK.
Me this weekend tbh youtu.be/LkcXjholnGk?...
Paddy Losty
YouTube video by Uilick McGee
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February 15, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Me this weekend tbh youtu.be/LkcXjholnGk?...
DBZ really went ah yes an 11 year old
February 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
DBZ really went ah yes an 11 year old
Lightningless thunder is like what if the sky made noise and shook your house
February 15, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Lightningless thunder is like what if the sky made noise and shook your house
Nevermind thank you liver I only have mild pain around the eyes which is fading. I'm so sorry for the round two I believe my cousin is dragging me to this evening.
Ugh fuck my liver it's hit equilibrium I cant get drunk
February 15, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Nevermind thank you liver I only have mild pain around the eyes which is fading. I'm so sorry for the round two I believe my cousin is dragging me to this evening.
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What if the tooth fairy except for kidney stones.
February 15, 2026 at 5:07 AM
What if the tooth fairy except for kidney stones.
Unfortunately there was no trade at this wedding. I was either related to them or they were cousins in law. I don't think anyone on the grooms side was attractive the only one I might've gone with was actually my doctor's son and that smacks of malfeasance to me.
February 15, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Unfortunately there was no trade at this wedding. I was either related to them or they were cousins in law. I don't think anyone on the grooms side was attractive the only one I might've gone with was actually my doctor's son and that smacks of malfeasance to me.
I'm so happy I stuck a bag of sweets in my purse past me is the best
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I'm so happy I stuck a bag of sweets in my purse past me is the best
It's 4am I out drank my entire family and came back with someone else's keys and vape
February 15, 2026 at 4:14 AM
It's 4am I out drank my entire family and came back with someone else's keys and vape
Ugh fuck my liver it's hit equilibrium I cant get drunk
February 15, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Ugh fuck my liver it's hit equilibrium I cant get drunk
Me and my brothers are sat away from the rest of our family at the wedding and we are stuck with the most insufferable soft handed cunts known to man
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Me and my brothers are sat away from the rest of our family at the wedding and we are stuck with the most insufferable soft handed cunts known to man
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The outfits actually a mix of men's and women's which is fitting lmao
God I hate women's clothing now I've to bring a bag to this wedding cause I've no pockets
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 AM
The outfits actually a mix of men's and women's which is fitting lmao
God I hate women's clothing now I've to bring a bag to this wedding cause I've no pockets
February 14, 2026 at 10:41 AM
God I hate women's clothing now I've to bring a bag to this wedding cause I've no pockets
My friends also autistic and was in awe of my small talk with cashier persona and I'd to be like the small talk and customer service persona are sisters but not identical and behind that there's me not wanting to be perceived. Like honestly give me an Oscar you'd never know.
February 14, 2026 at 9:58 AM
My friends also autistic and was in awe of my small talk with cashier persona and I'd to be like the small talk and customer service persona are sisters but not identical and behind that there's me not wanting to be perceived. Like honestly give me an Oscar you'd never know.
So just fuck me I guess
February 14, 2026 at 8:37 AM
So just fuck me I guess
1) fuckin love this kid. 2) he wound that punch up for three business days and you still didn't manage to dodge
February 14, 2026 at 7:21 AM
1) fuckin love this kid. 2) he wound that punch up for three business days and you still didn't manage to dodge
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There isn't a god damn thing that's making me want to go to this wedding. I genuinely like this cousin I simply cannot be fucked. But alas we must endure, at least it's not a Catholic ceremony.
February 14, 2026 at 6:42 AM
There isn't a god damn thing that's making me want to go to this wedding. I genuinely like this cousin I simply cannot be fucked. But alas we must endure, at least it's not a Catholic ceremony.
Trapped in the doc marten cycle of abuse where they cut me I've to wait to heal I wear thick socks they cut me again etc
February 13, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Trapped in the doc marten cycle of abuse where they cut me I've to wait to heal I wear thick socks they cut me again etc
I checked every pet shop in galway no lizard. Got shit on by a bird three times.
February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I checked every pet shop in galway no lizard. Got shit on by a bird three times.
Hell yeah finbarr me too
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 PM
Hell yeah finbarr me too
Ootd is head to toe black tracksuit w/ ridiculous shoes
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Ootd is head to toe black tracksuit w/ ridiculous shoes
Wait I just realized why I want a bob wig
I think I realized I was trans sometime in the late 90s when android 18 broke Vegeta's arm
February 13, 2026 at 8:57 AM
Wait I just realized why I want a bob wig