La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Strawberry-blonde bombsite.
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
Views are not my own, it's the voices.
(she/her/sí) 🏳️⚧️🇮🇪🇵🇸
There's what we think is a cat in heat that keeps coming to behind our garage and screaming bloody murder and trying to get our scheming eunuch (neutered cat) to fuck her
February 12, 2026 at 7:15 AM
There's what we think is a cat in heat that keeps coming to behind our garage and screaming bloody murder and trying to get our scheming eunuch (neutered cat) to fuck her
Wait FUCK I MISSED MY FREE FROG
February 12, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Wait FUCK I MISSED MY FREE FROG
I've seen slither and know the context but I'm loving the implication that pregnancy is worse than death
February 12, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I've seen slither and know the context but I'm loving the implication that pregnancy is worse than death
I need him to go into a k hole and paint his bedroom wall so fuckin bad
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I need him to go into a k hole and paint his bedroom wall so fuckin bad
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not now furry incest son. daddy's losing the house
February 12, 2026 at 2:33 AM
not now furry incest son. daddy's losing the house
I'm officially retiring from bear chasing those fat fucks don't want me I must return to the skinny bisexual autistics
February 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I'm officially retiring from bear chasing those fat fucks don't want me I must return to the skinny bisexual autistics
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My brain. It is, how you say, broken?
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My brain. It is, how you say, broken?
My approach to anyone I've encountered unknowingly parroting far right stuff, y'know the snakey kind they slip in, is to look them in the eyes and say something along the lines of "I knew you were a thick cunt but I didn't know you were that fuckin thick" and then they get stunlocked.
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
My approach to anyone I've encountered unknowingly parroting far right stuff, y'know the snakey kind they slip in, is to look them in the eyes and say something along the lines of "I knew you were a thick cunt but I didn't know you were that fuckin thick" and then they get stunlocked.
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"in defiance of God" 😭😭😭
February 11, 2026 at 7:41 PM
"in defiance of God" 😭😭😭
I'm getting 8 days (unpaid) time off starting 7am tomorrow I just gotta make it through this shift
February 11, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I'm getting 8 days (unpaid) time off starting 7am tomorrow I just gotta make it through this shift
Nearly died saving this cunt from an oncoming car
February 11, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Nearly died saving this cunt from an oncoming car
I can't believe they're still trying to say millennials aren't doing X Y or Z like we're children I'm one of the last years of millennials and I'm 32 this year for fuck sake
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I can't believe they're still trying to say millennials aren't doing X Y or Z like we're children I'm one of the last years of millennials and I'm 32 this year for fuck sake
It's really funny that I'm mostly blocked by other leftists/queers on here it feels like that time I copped a twitter ban for a week for homophobia
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
It's really funny that I'm mostly blocked by other leftists/queers on here it feels like that time I copped a twitter ban for a week for homophobia
About once a month I say the words dobby pussy indulgence to myself and nobody ever gets the reference youtube.com/shorts/2GjyN...
dobby pussy indulgence
YouTube video by Kira
youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:49 AM
About once a month I say the words dobby pussy indulgence to myself and nobody ever gets the reference youtube.com/shorts/2GjyN...
My dad's family has a lot of chronic pain issues and have been lifelong medication hoarders but I'm gonna have to put my foot down my uncle gave my grandmother some leftover Valium from his wife's chemo and Nana's is off her fuckin tits. Minor elder abuse is one thing but she used to be a pill head.
February 10, 2026 at 11:59 PM
My dad's family has a lot of chronic pain issues and have been lifelong medication hoarders but I'm gonna have to put my foot down my uncle gave my grandmother some leftover Valium from his wife's chemo and Nana's is off her fuckin tits. Minor elder abuse is one thing but she used to be a pill head.
This is what it feels like trying to keep a respectful distance when walking behind a woman at night
February 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
This is what it feels like trying to keep a respectful distance when walking behind a woman at night
I'm literally so close to stapling my fitted sheet to my mattress I keep ripping it off rolling over in my sleep
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I'm literally so close to stapling my fitted sheet to my mattress I keep ripping it off rolling over in my sleep
Y'know in about 2010 in history class learning about the Nazis and online neonazis were the butt of all jokes I didn't see it coming that we'd have Nazis 2 Electric Boogaloo (now they're also pedophiles)
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Y'know in about 2010 in history class learning about the Nazis and online neonazis were the butt of all jokes I didn't see it coming that we'd have Nazis 2 Electric Boogaloo (now they're also pedophiles)
"X must resign, Y must be impeached" stop being a liberal pussy you're thinking too small
February 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"X must resign, Y must be impeached" stop being a liberal pussy you're thinking too small
Or this fuckin one
February 9, 2026 at 10:13 AM
Or this fuckin one
I was in a pissy mood so I went back and watched Bob the drag queen painting Willam where they find out bob is colour blind.
February 9, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I was in a pissy mood so I went back and watched Bob the drag queen painting Willam where they find out bob is colour blind.
I took off my glasses to go to bed and hit shuffle on what I thought was my storm noises to sleep playlist and breakaway by Kelly Clarkson played
February 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I took off my glasses to go to bed and hit shuffle on what I thought was my storm noises to sleep playlist and breakaway by Kelly Clarkson played
Well I've cum so yere all dead to me for an hour or two
February 8, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Well I've cum so yere all dead to me for an hour or two
Need to go home and etc
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Need to go home and etc