La Fupacabra
@lizardqueer.bsky.social
Manducamus libenter illos qui nos dominent.
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I really need a greenhouse or like an external space I'm going to be found under a pile of broken terracotta pots and soil one of these days there's a big ass cactus behind my head as I sleep and it's gonna cave in my skull
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I really need a greenhouse or like an external space I'm going to be found under a pile of broken terracotta pots and soil one of these days there's a big ass cactus behind my head as I sleep and it's gonna cave in my skull
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Love bisexuals saw a man who tried to fuck me at a house party several years ago who has a wife and a child now (I only said no cause he'd recently shagged a then-friend and i believe in girl code)
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Love bisexuals saw a man who tried to fuck me at a house party several years ago who has a wife and a child now (I only said no cause he'd recently shagged a then-friend and i believe in girl code)
"this reptile/invertebrate require ambient 70-80% humidity which is quite high" you mean the average humidity for my country at any given time? It's 92% rn.
November 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"this reptile/invertebrate require ambient 70-80% humidity which is quite high" you mean the average humidity for my country at any given time? It's 92% rn.
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The brilliant Omar Barghouti in Dublin this week. He is absolutely right, our government says *some* of the right things, but its complicity with apartheid Israel's genocide of Palestinians deepens. As a very minimum they must enact the Occupied Territories Bill in full with services included. #BDS
November 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The brilliant Omar Barghouti in Dublin this week. He is absolutely right, our government says *some* of the right things, but its complicity with apartheid Israel's genocide of Palestinians deepens. As a very minimum they must enact the Occupied Territories Bill in full with services included. #BDS
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if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
November 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
if you're being pedantic about the definition of pedophilia I'm assuming you are a pedophile
I'm watching a silent disco....it's haunting
November 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I'm watching a silent disco....it's haunting
It's 4pm I'm 8 drinks in who's idea was this
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
It's 4pm I'm 8 drinks in who's idea was this
They handed me prosecco going in the door and refilled Everytime it emptied all is well
I'm dysphoric, with sensory overload and my skin condition is flared and I'm going to a fucking party I need four drinks at the door.
November 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
They handed me prosecco going in the door and refilled Everytime it emptied all is well
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Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
November 15, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
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I'm dysphoric, with sensory overload and my skin condition is flared and I'm going to a fucking party I need four drinks at the door.
November 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I'm dysphoric, with sensory overload and my skin condition is flared and I'm going to a fucking party I need four drinks at the door.
I can't believe I'm about to say this but I am so fucking over busting these fat nuts. Fantastic I got away with it for a long time now it's gender dysphoria and frankly a waste of being borderline hyperspermic.
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
I can't believe I'm about to say this but I am so fucking over busting these fat nuts. Fantastic I got away with it for a long time now it's gender dysphoria and frankly a waste of being borderline hyperspermic.
I still can't get over how the Kennedy the curse forgot sounds like
November 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
I still can't get over how the Kennedy the curse forgot sounds like
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Donnica Lewinsky bouta go crazy in the streets
November 14, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Donnica Lewinsky bouta go crazy in the streets
It's a good thing I lost my bush to some hair removal cream by accident earlier cause I am serving FAT pussy in these pants you'd think plus size women's would have fupa allowance
If this everything shower doesn't turn me from thumb who desperately needs a shave to cunt I'm not going to the fantasy ball my friends throwing tomorrow (during the day no less. The only people wearing glitter during the day are streetwalkers and me apparently)
a person in a green costume says that 's it i 'm not going ..
ALT: a person in a green costume says that 's it i 'm not going ..
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November 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
It's a good thing I lost my bush to some hair removal cream by accident earlier cause I am serving FAT pussy in these pants you'd think plus size women's would have fupa allowance
I'm not saying Sasuke was right but in this case he wasn't fuckin wrong
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I'm not saying Sasuke was right but in this case he wasn't fuckin wrong
If this everything shower doesn't turn me from thumb who desperately needs a shave to cunt I'm not going to the fantasy ball my friends throwing tomorrow (during the day no less. The only people wearing glitter during the day are streetwalkers and me apparently)
a person in a green costume says that 's it i 'm not going ..
ALT: a person in a green costume says that 's it i 'm not going ..
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November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If this everything shower doesn't turn me from thumb who desperately needs a shave to cunt I'm not going to the fantasy ball my friends throwing tomorrow (during the day no less. The only people wearing glitter during the day are streetwalkers and me apparently)
They made me make chicken noodle soup with fuckin chicken breast instead of rotisserie it felt wrong but if I can do nothing else I can flavor broth I had to throw half the spice rack at it tho
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
They made me make chicken noodle soup with fuckin chicken breast instead of rotisserie it felt wrong but if I can do nothing else I can flavor broth I had to throw half the spice rack at it tho
Danzo when I get you danzo when I get you when I get you danzo
a man with a bandage on his head holds a cup in his hand
ALT: a man with a bandage on his head holds a cup in his hand
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November 14, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Danzo when I get you danzo when I get you when I get you danzo
Something something gender ambiguous monster
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Something something gender ambiguous monster
Hang on I gotta go give 22 year old a beating his descendants will feel for entering my dms saying he likes em older
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hang on I gotta go give 22 year old a beating his descendants will feel for entering my dms saying he likes em older
Capitalism must fall I just want a box to put a fuckin gecko in man
Shopping around for reptile enclosures I remembered how much of a fuckin pain it is. Everywheres spoiled for choice except my fuck ass lil island
November 13, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Capitalism must fall I just want a box to put a fuckin gecko in man
Shopping around for reptile enclosures I remembered how much of a fuckin pain it is. Everywheres spoiled for choice except my fuck ass lil island
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shopping around for reptile enclosures I remembered how much of a fuckin pain it is. Everywheres spoiled for choice except my fuck ass lil island