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would you guys still love me if i transitioned to being an AI-first account
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Had a draft about how I've gained 2 kg and I'm the heaviest I've ever been but I waited too long before posting and now I've lost all of it plus some extra lol
December 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Why did no one tell me that papaya is a dogshit fruit that tastes like a bland completely flavorless melon
December 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I looked at myself in the mirror while working out and I look like such a stereotypical gay guy with a mustache working out lol
December 17, 2025 at 7:34 PM
how woke of the ancient greeks to have the god of wisdom and military strategy be a woman
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Playing Alien Isolation and then watching Alien Earth after I close the game when I get too scared. I'm a real Alienhead
December 17, 2025 at 12:00 AM
how do i make my legs not look like i am diseased
December 16, 2025 at 10:50 PM
they should invent a xenomorph that has (consensual) sex with you
December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
what the fuuuuuuckk
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
My banana experiment worked lol (don't ask me what my banana experiment was)
December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
We should bring the rest of this site into the ketchup discourse. We should start a ketchup harassment campaign. At least 100 accounts should be banned and 10 people doxxed over ketchup opinions #i_heart_ketchup #kill_all_ketchup_haters
December 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
would you guys kiss a gorgeous man for a trillion dollars
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
December 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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somehow I only just learned this but last year they added Samsara to the Sims 4?
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I'm great in bed, I can sleep for hours, but like actually I'm great in bed I can sleep for hours. I have never woken up and not been able to immediately go back to sleep, even after getting a full 12 hours of sleep. If I wanted to I could totally sleep for an entire day
December 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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@handle.invalid has been verified by @bsky.app.
December 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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your 14yr old nephew is addicted to at least 4 different gambling apps on his phone where he's actively betting daily on the outcome of individual skirmishes in a real life war happening on the other side of the globe
November 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
this blanket is prime biscuit material
December 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
you can tell this game is from 2014 because it has unnecessary crafting mechanics
alien isolation looks very fun but i can't play it cause am a wuss and the thought of being scared scares me. it has been on my "maybe one day when i'm grown up" list for a decade. the only other horror game i've played was soma and i think i handled that well but being stalked sounds scarier 😭
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
lost my 26 run hades streak because i ran out of time, i'm killing myself
December 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
play my double-dutch bro
December 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
who up squeezing that sperm
December 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM