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do you mind? I'm trying to be fucking stupid over here
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A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
November 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
A #TwinPeaks exchange for our current times.
so full I think I ate like $70 worth of pistachios (an entire handful)
November 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
so full I think I ate like $70 worth of pistachios (an entire handful)
Robot overlords, are you listening? Deep fried babybel cheese sliders. Figure it out.
November 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Robot overlords, are you listening? Deep fried babybel cheese sliders. Figure it out.
There really is only two types of people, those who own up to farting, and evil psychopathic demons.
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 AM
There really is only two types of people, those who own up to farting, and evil psychopathic demons.
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I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
November 19, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I am increasingly of the opinion that people who change menus and look and feel of computer software just so that you know it's a new version should be personally forced to play tech support to my mother for five months.
There's nothing like a long drive to go into a dissociative spiral and panic plan your life for any and every crisis that could potentially happen
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
There's nothing like a long drive to go into a dissociative spiral and panic plan your life for any and every crisis that could potentially happen
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you know those earlier times when things felt real and you felt alive never happened, right?
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
you know those earlier times when things felt real and you felt alive never happened, right?
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Chat I need u to bully me into doing the dishes
November 19, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Chat I need u to bully me into doing the dishes
just getting violently high and not thinking about any of the *things* like the mature adult I am
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 AM
just getting violently high and not thinking about any of the *things* like the mature adult I am
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🎵CRAWLING
IN
MY
BRAAAAAIN
THIS WORM
IT WILL NOT HEEEEEL
MAYBE IT'S NOT A WORM
OR MAYBE IT REALLY ISSSS🎵
IN
MY
BRAAAAAIN
THIS WORM
IT WILL NOT HEEEEEL
MAYBE IT'S NOT A WORM
OR MAYBE IT REALLY ISSSS🎵
November 19, 2025 at 1:11 AM
🎵CRAWLING
IN
MY
BRAAAAAIN
THIS WORM
IT WILL NOT HEEEEEL
MAYBE IT'S NOT A WORM
OR MAYBE IT REALLY ISSSS🎵
IN
MY
BRAAAAAIN
THIS WORM
IT WILL NOT HEEEEEL
MAYBE IT'S NOT A WORM
OR MAYBE IT REALLY ISSSS🎵
bought hummus thay said it came with pita bread and they sent me a take out box made for sandwiches, just filled to the brim with the most liquid hummus ive ever met. no bread. just fuck me then right?
November 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
bought hummus thay said it came with pita bread and they sent me a take out box made for sandwiches, just filled to the brim with the most liquid hummus ive ever met. no bread. just fuck me then right?
"Baby dont worry, it's not a worm, please I need a sugar-water baby, let's not talk about the worm, sugar-water please,"
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
"Baby dont worry, it's not a worm, please I need a sugar-water baby, let's not talk about the worm, sugar-water please,"
Sometimes you gotta eat an entire pineapple in one go and just hope that isnt the way you die
November 17, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Sometimes you gotta eat an entire pineapple in one go and just hope that isnt the way you die
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if you ever find my brain please tell it we had really fun times together but I also understand why it left
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
if you ever find my brain please tell it we had really fun times together but I also understand why it left
Some of you never sat in a room slowly coming to realize many tiny spiders are descending from your ceiling at once and it shows
November 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Some of you never sat in a room slowly coming to realize many tiny spiders are descending from your ceiling at once and it shows
I’ve been marinating in a tub of essential oils for three days and I still feel evil???
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
I’ve been marinating in a tub of essential oils for three days and I still feel evil???
been really busy working on my grating high pitched screech laughter
November 13, 2025 at 9:14 AM
been really busy working on my grating high pitched screech laughter
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Tofino, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada 🇨🇦
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Tofino, Vancouver Island, British Columbia, Canada 🇨🇦
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I am about to take a double dose of edibles so please understand I am not responsible for anything I post starting in one hour
November 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I am about to take a double dose of edibles so please understand I am not responsible for anything I post starting in one hour
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Got kicked out of the local demonic cult after stepping outside of the ritual circle just seconds before it was complete as a joke a few too many times
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Got kicked out of the local demonic cult after stepping outside of the ritual circle just seconds before it was complete as a joke a few too many times
Imagine the type of blissfully unaware life you have to be living to be stressed out over a starbucks bear cup.
November 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Imagine the type of blissfully unaware life you have to be living to be stressed out over a starbucks bear cup.
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sorry, can’t, being a cutie patootie
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
sorry, can’t, being a cutie patootie
as long as I don't focus on the texture of my shirt I'll be fine
November 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
as long as I don't focus on the texture of my shirt I'll be fine
calamine lotion is like ranch for the human body and I need to be dipped in a vat of it with a pair of giant tongs
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
calamine lotion is like ranch for the human body and I need to be dipped in a vat of it with a pair of giant tongs
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i feel like i say more dumb stuff out loud when i don’t post
November 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
i feel like i say more dumb stuff out loud when i don’t post