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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · Jul 29

do you mind? I'm trying to be fucking stupid over here

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3h

Probably part of it was also those viral videos of people using it for "therapy" aka a personal psychosis enabler

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 11h

An illegal frollick here, a little traipse there, now I have fleas

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

agreed

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

with an administration that's only smoke and broken mirrors promising peace i expect this "ceasefire" to be some dollarstore gum for people to chew on, longterm it won't be a real solution at all

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

only man allowed in my home fr

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 1d

Edward swifferhands

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

back to our radically scheduled programming

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

can you sleep listening to something? even those like white noise "waves" or "walking in the woods" tracks i find can help. Sorry youre going through this

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

my true love would let me turn them into jerky so I could chew on them slowly

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah a lot of dark energy around that one best to not make eye contact

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

wait, was that guy who was creating a frog army in his backyard a few years ago not an environmental terrorist and actually just on to something?

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

that's where I am tho

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

I hope his feet get pins and needles when hes on the toilet later 🫡

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

it's gotta be the same curse as making too much pasta and trying to save some for another day

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

When the fax machine finally was put to rest there was a glorious time where the kids were allowed to use the 2nd line just for your parents to sneakily jump on and listen to your conversations

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

How'd you get soda in here? Coke

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 1d

I keep trying and failing

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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 2d

I haven't even seen that much, but I've still seen too much.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 2d

Scorpio: If you’re looking for answers from giant balls of plasma that are millions of miles away, it’s already too late. See a therapist. Eat a burrito.

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

I never get the same results doing personality quizzes like myers briggs and found out later this isnt just a fun lil quirk but raw dogging a disorder

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 2d

I desperately need to be sprayed down in one of those pop up hazmat showers

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3d

Liars Gravediggers Buildabears Thieves

cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3d

V*mpire hunters 😬

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 3d

Pretty much

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cleavergirl @littlegiantsquid.bsky.social · 3d

hey going back to dumb bitch idiot town cause I lost my vape again