Timmy Chalmette
@little-eff.bsky.social
Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
January 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
I dreamed I was in a restaurant that had a beef bourbuignon sandwich that looked amazing. Served on an onion roll with a slice of Swiss cheese.
Wherever I read that we can’t read in our dreams is full of shit.
Wherever I read that we can’t read in our dreams is full of shit.
January 22, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I dreamed I was in a restaurant that had a beef bourbuignon sandwich that looked amazing. Served on an onion roll with a slice of Swiss cheese.
Wherever I read that we can’t read in our dreams is full of shit.
Wherever I read that we can’t read in our dreams is full of shit.
Getting a 🩷 from the CEO of ANTIFA? Things really are starting to happen for me!
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Getting a 🩷 from the CEO of ANTIFA? Things really are starting to happen for me!
Prickle outside in the dark, away from prying eye. He smiles and admires his cock.
January 20, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Prickle outside in the dark, away from prying eye. He smiles and admires his cock.
That’s the goal, fucko!
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 5:47 PM
That’s the goal, fucko!
This brings a certain experience into diamond-sharp focus.
January 20, 2026 at 4:50 PM
This brings a certain experience into diamond-sharp focus.
Instead of replying "Me, too!" or "Came here to say this!" or even "This!" all of the time, I might record of short video of myself pointing up and making a cool/saucy face. Maybe I'll even superimpose "THIS" on it. Then when I see something I was going to say, I can just reply with that. Le epic!
January 19, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Instead of replying "Me, too!" or "Came here to say this!" or even "This!" all of the time, I might record of short video of myself pointing up and making a cool/saucy face. Maybe I'll even superimpose "THIS" on it. Then when I see something I was going to say, I can just reply with that. Le epic!
This is a fucked-up system. Why are people so eager to participate in this shit? Driving kids everywhere all hours of the day and night in the hope that they get seeing being good at sports so they can get a scholarship. It's fucking weird.
God I hope my kid is good at sports so they can go to school and not be saddled with crippling levels of debt for their whole life.
January 19, 2026 at 6:12 PM
This is a fucked-up system. Why are people so eager to participate in this shit? Driving kids everywhere all hours of the day and night in the hope that they get seeing being good at sports so they can get a scholarship. It's fucking weird.
God I hope my kid is good at sports so they can go to school and not be saddled with crippling levels of debt for their whole life.
January 19, 2026 at 6:08 PM
God I hope my kid is good at sports so they can go to school and not be saddled with crippling levels of debt for their whole life.
I just noticed a police vehicle from a nearby town drive by. I know “To Protect And To Serve” is not all-encompassing. “Preserving Our Quality Of Life” is pretty damn chilling, though.
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
I just noticed a police vehicle from a nearby town drive by. I know “To Protect And To Serve” is not all-encompassing. “Preserving Our Quality Of Life” is pretty damn chilling, though.
Surely the NYT will be breathlessly letting everyone know about these results.
January 17, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Surely the NYT will be breathlessly letting everyone know about these results.
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
I just encountered the second account in 24 hours that I would absolutely swear I've been following that I needed to follow again. I don't know if that's a bug or a common experience or due to a mixup on my part, but it feels weird.
January 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I just encountered the second account in 24 hours that I would absolutely swear I've been following that I needed to follow again. I don't know if that's a bug or a common experience or due to a mixup on my part, but it feels weird.
Good work solving the adjustable height thing, Diane. The washable cover is worth pointing out. And support calls dropped by half when we noted that it can take up to 24 hours to form. Got anything else to list as a selling point?
For God's sake, Jeff. Everything is a potential pet bed.
For God's sake, Jeff. Everything is a potential pet bed.
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Good work solving the adjustable height thing, Diane. The washable cover is worth pointing out. And support calls dropped by half when we noted that it can take up to 24 hours to form. Got anything else to list as a selling point?
For God's sake, Jeff. Everything is a potential pet bed.
For God's sake, Jeff. Everything is a potential pet bed.
Human imagination is so beautiful.
To hell with anyone who insists we give away the things that make us us and let machines take the wheel.
To hell with anyone who insists we give away the things that make us us and let machines take the wheel.
Six marimbas?! Gonna have to check this out today.
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Human imagination is so beautiful.
To hell with anyone who insists we give away the things that make us us and let machines take the wheel.
To hell with anyone who insists we give away the things that make us us and let machines take the wheel.
Always masked and armored and armed and always always terrified.
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Always masked and armored and armed and always always terrified.
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
www.welcometohellworld.com/justificatio...
“What do you want them to do? They are powerless smol beans who need your donations!”
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.
January 8, 2026 at 2:31 AM
“What do you want them to do? They are powerless smol beans who need your donations!”
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
This is what I want them to do. And not holding the door open for his cabinet picks.
Not that I expect deep nuance in a situation like this, but the perfect symmetry between the pros and cons here is pretty funny.
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
January 6, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Not that I expect deep nuance in a situation like this, but the perfect symmetry between the pros and cons here is pretty funny.
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
"Ours x. Theirs !x."
After only seeing the first three guys years ago, this nearly two-minute version of this feels like finding the Dead Sea Scrolls.
January 5, 2026 at 3:15 PM
After only seeing the first three guys years ago, this nearly two-minute version of this feels like finding the Dead Sea Scrolls.
Listen up @mikemay.bsky.social you may have got me with your little ruse but next time please don’t because I don’t know how much more I can be gotten.
January 2, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Listen up @mikemay.bsky.social you may have got me with your little ruse but next time please don’t because I don’t know how much more I can be gotten.
Happy New Year to everyone and I hope you get to smooch it up with your auld lang fine
January 1, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Happy New Year to everyone and I hope you get to smooch it up with your auld lang fine
It’s been some kind of year for sure. I had a few experiences I’d rather not talk about, but this is one I’m pretty proud of. I’ve never been a very motivated exerciser, and I won’t say that all of these challenges were Olympic. But this is my first perfect year in spite of some stuff. Small steps.
January 1, 2026 at 12:24 AM
It’s been some kind of year for sure. I had a few experiences I’d rather not talk about, but this is one I’m pretty proud of. I’ve never been a very motivated exerciser, and I won’t say that all of these challenges were Olympic. But this is my first perfect year in spite of some stuff. Small steps.
Today I Learned that Matthew Lillard's role in Twin Peaks: The Return is a continuation of his role in SLC Punk, thus making it a sequel to two otherwise unrelated properties.
I will watch the SLC Punk Duology as many times as needed to get the world in order
December 31, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Today I Learned that Matthew Lillard's role in Twin Peaks: The Return is a continuation of his role in SLC Punk, thus making it a sequel to two otherwise unrelated properties.
Didn't watch Loki so this was entirely novel to me and it is a gorgeous bit of modeling.
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2
TVA Multifunctional Computer, CAPTAIN JK
I watched 《loki》 some time ago, and I really liked the digital styling setting that combines retro and future in the show, so I rendered a detailed enhanced version of a multifunctional computer.
www.artstation.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Didn't watch Loki so this was entirely novel to me and it is a gorgeous bit of modeling.
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2
www.artstation.com/artwork/zPQ4r2