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Alycia. 30. Vaguely slavic wood witch. Manic pixie nightmare wench. Crypid enjoyer. trash for The Premise and Garashir. trekkie 🖖
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The amphibian trifecta, all in a single e'en. Send newts.
February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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Macbeth:

“I will not be afraid of death and bane, ‘til Birnam Forest come to Dunsinane”

The Great Birnam Wood:
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
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In lieu of a moment of silence for all the crypto people losing their shirts saying “who could have seen this coming‽” I instead offer 10 minutes of uninterrupted laughter and this video.
Bon appétit.
February 5, 2026 at 10:43 PM
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i would be overjoyed if the U.S. had a president as ethical and even-tempered as Chancellor Gowron
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 PM
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I've always said, pointing out hypocrisy to a right winger only makes their erection harder
Hypocrisy is a virtue to a fascist.
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs.

It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous.

"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!"

"ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"
January 23, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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Me before exercising: This will be easy.

Me while exercising: No sharper sufferance has ever wracked my fragile being!

Me after exercising: That was easy.
January 23, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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The energy I bring to Bluesky.
January 20, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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Me when people talk about what's happening on Twitter
January 10, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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brother gregor's fish dumplings
now in color
January 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!
January 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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If I'm a Vulcan, then how do you explain my boyish smile?

#StarTrek #Garashir
December 31, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
F A T B O I
January 2, 2026 at 10:45 PM
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Have some more extravagant jellyfish that may or nay not be space stations
January 1, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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Survive out of spite. 💚
January 1, 2026 at 12:29 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Many thoughts
December 31, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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“See you next yea-“
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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A furred shrimp.
December 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Win
Crab
Butter
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.

Wine
Money
Friend
December 28, 2025 at 10:44 PM
His feet make a love heart 🫶
December 28, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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merry wrightmas to all who celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM