Mark Lippert
@lippert.bsky.social
Once shot a man just for snoring too loud.
When you log Frankenstein in the Letterboxd app, there are lightning strikes. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
November 12, 2025 at 3:02 AM
When you log Frankenstein in the Letterboxd app, there are lightning strikes. ⚡️⚡️⚡️
I just saw a couple of kids dressed up as the main kids from Moonrise Kingdom. Outstanding.
October 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I just saw a couple of kids dressed up as the main kids from Moonrise Kingdom. Outstanding.
@sheilakathleen.bsky.social The book showed up today. It looks gorgeous.
October 23, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@sheilakathleen.bsky.social The book showed up today. It looks gorgeous.
I’m not sure how I feel a being older than Ma and Pa Kettle….
October 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I’m not sure how I feel a being older than Ma and Pa Kettle….
I added in the music that was playing in my head during the big finale of Weapons (2025). Warning: spoilers and it gets a little gory at the end.
September 18, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I added in the music that was playing in my head during the big finale of Weapons (2025). Warning: spoilers and it gets a little gory at the end.
Irene Ryan was only 45 when she played Granny on The Beverly Hillbillies? People aged more back then….
August 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Irene Ryan was only 45 when she played Granny on The Beverly Hillbillies? People aged more back then….
Business idea: a drive-thru oyster restaurant named Shuckin’ ‘n’ Drivin’.
August 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Business idea: a drive-thru oyster restaurant named Shuckin’ ‘n’ Drivin’.
Goddamn Siri just called 911 because the TV told her to.
July 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Goddamn Siri just called 911 because the TV told her to.
Meet Me In St. Louis is kind of a corny movie but Tootie is my spirit animal.
June 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Meet Me In St. Louis is kind of a corny movie but Tootie is my spirit animal.
Well, yet another Doctor Who era ends with a “huh….”
June 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Well, yet another Doctor Who era ends with a “huh….”
The returning champion on today’s episode of Jeopardy is dressed like Ned Flanders.
April 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
The returning champion on today’s episode of Jeopardy is dressed like Ned Flanders.
I’m giving up pączki for Lent.
March 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I’m giving up pączki for Lent.
@drathus.bsky.social It’s about time.
February 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
@drathus.bsky.social It’s about time.
Hold on! I just found another box way in the back of the cupboard!
“No, we don’t need to add salt to the shopping list,” I say, while pulling six boxes out of the cupboard.
February 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hold on! I just found another box way in the back of the cupboard!
@frankconniff.bsky.social If you find yourself in Milwaukee tomorrow…
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
@frankconniff.bsky.social If you find yourself in Milwaukee tomorrow…
New teeth. That’s weird.
February 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
New teeth. That’s weird.
Woke up to “I Got You Babe” yet again. Hope I don’t run into Ned Ryerson today.
February 3, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Woke up to “I Got You Babe” yet again. Hope I don’t run into Ned Ryerson today.
Woke up to “I Got You Babe” yet again. Hope I don’t run into Ned Ryerson today.
February 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Woke up to “I Got You Babe” yet again. Hope I don’t run into Ned Ryerson today.
Reposted by Mark Lippert
Loads of spelling mistakes in this.
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Loads of spelling mistakes in this.
Yikes. Out of all the Oscar nominees, I’ve only seen two.
January 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yikes. Out of all the Oscar nominees, I’ve only seen two.
About to start the first episode of the One Piece anime. See you guys in three years.
January 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
About to start the first episode of the One Piece anime. See you guys in three years.
Fucking fuckity fuck. Goddamn DAZN got rid of darts. Fuckers.
January 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Fucking fuckity fuck. Goddamn DAZN got rid of darts. Fuckers.
This has always been one of my favorite Onion articles.
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This has always been one of my favorite Onion articles.
Time to do my taxes!
January 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Time to do my taxes!