ObiWanCannoli
@libdbag.bsky.social
I’m not in a bad mood I’m just smart
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
This is exactly whats happening, Trump is skimming tarrifs money. Remember when Musk hacked the treasury? They're bleeding us dry
I honestly think the money is gone. I think a lot of our money is gone. 😐
I want Dems to demand an accounting of our coffers.
I want Dems to demand an accounting of our coffers.
November 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This is exactly whats happening, Trump is skimming tarrifs money. Remember when Musk hacked the treasury? They're bleeding us dry
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That felt like the Rajai Davis home run against the Cubs in 2016.
November 2, 2025 at 3:16 AM
That felt like the Rajai Davis home run against the Cubs in 2016.
Sad, a great Buckeye
The Jets have announced that former center Nick Mangold has died. He was 41.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Nick Mangold dies at 41
Mangold had been in need of a kidney transplant.
www.nbcsports.com
October 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Sad, a great Buckeye
Trump just dropped an f bomb live on tv
October 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Trump just dropped an f bomb live on tv
the only thing i miss about the bad place is the ability to commiserate with other miserable browns fans during the games
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
the only thing i miss about the bad place is the ability to commiserate with other miserable browns fans during the games
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But Americans need to understand that white supremacy is a global movement. The subject no one wants to touch is legions of white men, across all age groups, are radicalized. Their thirst for vengeance and violence is reshaping our discourse into something I’m not sure we can ever recover from.
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
But Americans need to understand that white supremacy is a global movement. The subject no one wants to touch is legions of white men, across all age groups, are radicalized. Their thirst for vengeance and violence is reshaping our discourse into something I’m not sure we can ever recover from.
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Watched Al Jazeera tonight, which I hadn’t done in a long time. It really crystallized just how poorly American media have covered the far right movement, particularly from the lens of it being a global threat. The Tommy Robinson rally in London was very reminiscent of Charlottesville. Total chaos.
September 16, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Watched Al Jazeera tonight, which I hadn’t done in a long time. It really crystallized just how poorly American media have covered the far right movement, particularly from the lens of it being a global threat. The Tommy Robinson rally in London was very reminiscent of Charlottesville. Total chaos.
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Not saying your friend is a dyslexic hooker, but she offered to cook my uncle's socks for $20.
September 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Not saying your friend is a dyslexic hooker, but she offered to cook my uncle's socks for $20.
Kirk was a gigantic POS...that is all
September 10, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Kirk was a gigantic POS...that is all
sense of humor..all funny people are smart, not all smart people are funny
I have been asked to expand this and
(a) your intelligence
(b) your sense of humor
(c) your penis (if you have one) or
(c) your vulva
(d) your vagina
Yes they're separate options.
(a) your intelligence
(b) your sense of humor
(c) your penis (if you have one) or
(c) your vulva
(d) your vagina
Yes they're separate options.
Would you rather be praised for:
(a) your intelligence
(b) your sense of humor
(c) your penis (if you have one)
(a) your intelligence
(b) your sense of humor
(c) your penis (if you have one)
August 4, 2025 at 10:51 PM
sense of humor..all funny people are smart, not all smart people are funny
👋 rocket scientist/astrophysicist here, let me explain what went wrong
Basically the engineers forgot that Australia is on the bottom of the world (the “butt” in astrophysics terms) and made the rocket go down instead of up
Basically the engineers forgot that Australia is on the bottom of the world (the “butt” in astrophysics terms) and made the rocket go down instead of up
NEWS 🚨: Australia's historic first-ever orbital rocket crashes after attempting to take off
It lasted about 14 seconds
It lasted about 14 seconds
July 30, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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All of these pro surveillance/ pro censorship bills are starting with porn sites, fan sites, and any NSFW content deemed “obscene”. Sex workers are an easy target to test the waters. Puritanical/ religiously motivated censorship WILL affect you eventually. If you don’t think that, you are wrong.
July 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
All of these pro surveillance/ pro censorship bills are starting with porn sites, fan sites, and any NSFW content deemed “obscene”. Sex workers are an easy target to test the waters. Puritanical/ religiously motivated censorship WILL affect you eventually. If you don’t think that, you are wrong.
Kramer just dropped an f bomb on Squawk Box
July 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Kramer just dropped an f bomb on Squawk Box
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because the people who run the WSJ legitimately care about the economy and Trump is a fucking calamity for investments
Why is a Murdoch property doing better journalism about this than the New York fucking Times and the TV networks
July 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
because the people who run the WSJ legitimately care about the economy and Trump is a fucking calamity for investments
July 1, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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Been reading this new book, a walkthrough of apocalyptic stories of the modern era. Goes well with Benjamin Labatut’s *The Maniac* (although none of the finesse of fiction in this cultural study)
June 21, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Been reading this new book, a walkthrough of apocalyptic stories of the modern era. Goes well with Benjamin Labatut’s *The Maniac* (although none of the finesse of fiction in this cultural study)
Explain your @
I got called a "liberal douche bag" on a Cleveland Browsn thread and I thought it was apt
I got called a "liberal douche bag" on a Cleveland Browsn thread and I thought it was apt
Explain your @
Glenn Danzig (aka old man danzig) was whining about how you couldn't make the Misfits nowadays. While on a sold out reunion tour. So I took the moniker, hes Glenn Anzalone again
Glenn Danzig (aka old man danzig) was whining about how you couldn't make the Misfits nowadays. While on a sold out reunion tour. So I took the moniker, hes Glenn Anzalone again
Explain your @
My username is a tribute to William Charles "Bill" Corbett, the 11th Clerk of the House of Commons of Canada, who served from 2000 to 2005. 🇨🇦 🫡
My username is a tribute to William Charles "Bill" Corbett, the 11th Clerk of the House of Commons of Canada, who served from 2000 to 2005. 🇨🇦 🫡
June 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Explain your @
I got called a "liberal douche bag" on a Cleveland Browsn thread and I thought it was apt
I got called a "liberal douche bag" on a Cleveland Browsn thread and I thought it was apt
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Explain your @
Glenn Danzig (aka old man danzig) was whining about how you couldn't make the Misfits nowadays. While on a sold out reunion tour. So I took the moniker, hes Glenn Anzalone again
Glenn Danzig (aka old man danzig) was whining about how you couldn't make the Misfits nowadays. While on a sold out reunion tour. So I took the moniker, hes Glenn Anzalone again
Explain your @
My username is a tribute to William Charles "Bill" Corbett, the 11th Clerk of the House of Commons of Canada, who served from 2000 to 2005. 🇨🇦 🫡
My username is a tribute to William Charles "Bill" Corbett, the 11th Clerk of the House of Commons of Canada, who served from 2000 to 2005. 🇨🇦 🫡
explain your @
evelynfaye was taken for my Riot account so I added the extra N bc of the champ Evelynn, Faye is my middle name. And I’m uncreative
evelynfaye was taken for my Riot account so I added the extra N bc of the champ Evelynn, Faye is my middle name. And I’m uncreative
June 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Explain your @
Glenn Danzig (aka old man danzig) was whining about how you couldn't make the Misfits nowadays. While on a sold out reunion tour. So I took the moniker, hes Glenn Anzalone again
Glenn Danzig (aka old man danzig) was whining about how you couldn't make the Misfits nowadays. While on a sold out reunion tour. So I took the moniker, hes Glenn Anzalone again
I tried to make a masturbation joke but I blew it
I made a masturbation joke… it had a good lead up, but turned out to be anticlimactic… ☹️
i made a masturbation joke, but it was kinda messy
May 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I tried to make a masturbation joke but I blew it
Kramer just said Ukraine started the war
April 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Kramer just said Ukraine started the war
Jim Cramer is an absolute clown. Complete shill, I’m sure people have made money listening to him but any credibility he’s ever had is now gone.
April 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Jim Cramer is an absolute clown. Complete shill, I’m sure people have made money listening to him but any credibility he’s ever had is now gone.
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“Boyz II Stronger Men: Achieving a Better Masculinity Through Slow Jams” (Simon and Schuster, 2026)
March 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
“Boyz II Stronger Men: Achieving a Better Masculinity Through Slow Jams” (Simon and Schuster, 2026)
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Kill Tesla, Save The Country
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
March 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Kill Tesla, Save The Country
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
open.substack.com/pub/therickw...
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Holy crap lol
WATCH: Cars set on fire at Tesla in Las Vegas, "resist" painted on the building. FBI investigating
March 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Holy crap lol