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god damn, i am - Weezer (1994)
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Bloodborne is so tragic... Lady Maria being a butch broke her unfuckable CHUD boss's mind so hard he made a force-femmes fuckdoll of her and wound up in a wheelchair with a non-working dick before he could test it out. Rip Gerhman the First Hunter you would have loved Grok
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 AM
holy shit dude! it's dracula!
January 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
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turns out the bosses in Cotton just leave if you're bad at the game
January 1, 2026 at 8:11 PM
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my top 10 (and some others) list is live on @giantbomb.bsky.social!! thanks again to the gang for inviting me :) i think i have a pretty cool list this year and i'm really happy there's only one AAA game on there because this was a really incredible year for indies of all walks
January 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Pretty meh year for me musicwise, didn't bother to look outside my existing library too much and was disappointed with a lot of albums i was looking forward to BUT...listening to Unwound gave me a new big fav and BTMI! are just always a good time.

To 2026! And to listening to wayyyy more new stuff!
January 2, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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01 Jan 2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:36 PM
My hypothetical GOTY 2025 list is really pathetic because the only game I actually finished that came out that year was Promise Mascot Agency. And that's it! The rest of my time was spent playing games that are absurdly BIG (UFO 50, Hundred Line, Umineko) and not getting through all of them.
January 1, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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you should listen to umriss in 2026
January 1, 2026 at 5:16 PM
January 1, 2026 at 1:07 AM
average interaction when i go into town in my skirt
December 31, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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The Firemen / Super Famicom / Human Entertainment / 1994
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Is spelunking to your death in "Never See Your Wife and Kids Again Cove" skinny privilege?
December 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Wanna keep my new year’s goals simple this time so I’m just gonna fix all of my personal flaws and become the idealized self
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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"brexiteers"? oh you mean eurodivergent people
September 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Pet
December 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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1998
December 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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nico robin part 4
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i was not aware hibari-kun had an official english release...what's one more birthday treat for the birthday boy...
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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communications [ #original #robot ]
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
watching someone stream a game called cape hideous and the main character is a lady who is always smoking three pipes at once. awesome. amazing. super, dude.
December 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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She is the original
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM