the dark empath
@lepidolites.bsky.social
it's ya boy! they/he. i don't care what fictional content u enjoy. ♋️♏️♏️ so watch out. 18+ only/CNTW
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that one post that's like 'i don't do anything i'm not making anything i just go to the grocery store and expect i'll be a household name' literally me
Can’t believe Hailee Steinfeld got Josh Allen pregnant
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Can’t believe Hailee Steinfeld got Josh Allen pregnant
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“Gooner slop”
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 AM
“Gooner slop”
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
“Gooner bait”
“Gooner art style”
Why are you so afraid of feeling aroused?
At least I will always have losing my virginity to Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
At least I will always have losing my virginity to Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe
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Yaoi on Ice🏒❄️🔥
#ilyarozanov #shanehollander #tilibramecontrata #palmito.png #hollanov #heatedrivalry #gamechangers
#ilyarozanov #shanehollander #tilibramecontrata #palmito.png #hollanov #heatedrivalry #gamechangers
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Paul Wall verse from Grillz has been stuck in my head on and off since Saturday
January 28, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Paul Wall verse from Grillz has been stuck in my head on and off since Saturday
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This is a Girl Scout troop in #Minneapolis who can't safely sell cookies door to door due to the ICE occupation. If you're looking for a small way to support the citizens, maybe buy a few boxes.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
Order your Faves on my Digital Cookie Site Today
That's right! You can order your favorite Girl Scout Cookies from me online, all while helping my troop and I do great things in our community and beyond! Check it out.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org
January 28, 2026 at 1:04 AM
This is a Girl Scout troop in #Minneapolis who can't safely sell cookies door to door due to the ICE occupation. If you're looking for a small way to support the citizens, maybe buy a few boxes.
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
digitalcookie.girlscouts.org/scout/troop5...
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draw weird doujinshi. Become god
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
January 28, 2026 at 6:55 PM
draw weird doujinshi. Become god
Living in New England is so fun bc sometimes ur house just starts screaming
January 28, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Living in New England is so fun bc sometimes ur house just starts screaming
Cat does NOT. Like me practicing line dancing
January 26, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Cat does NOT. Like me practicing line dancing
Omg the deductible on my new insurance is so cunt. But I’m also like. If only it was this low when I had my surgery dkdbdjdkdn
January 26, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Omg the deductible on my new insurance is so cunt. But I’m also like. If only it was this low when I had my surgery dkdbdjdkdn
I just wanna say that I CALLED this Super Bowl matchup and fuck the Patriots forever, amen
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I just wanna say that I CALLED this Super Bowl matchup and fuck the Patriots forever, amen
God I feel so bad but I cannot get into act 3 of Dawntrail. I keep returning to it bc I want to complete the story and I am finding it so unbearably boring. I’m sure it’ll pick up but doing this tour of the city in level 97 is like…what on earth is this pacing
January 26, 2026 at 2:23 AM
God I feel so bad but I cannot get into act 3 of Dawntrail. I keep returning to it bc I want to complete the story and I am finding it so unbearably boring. I’m sure it’ll pick up but doing this tour of the city in level 97 is like…what on earth is this pacing
Two hot showers in a snow day…excessive? Or just enough
January 26, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Two hot showers in a snow day…excessive? Or just enough
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I get too irrationally annoyed at things like this but this fic called Penn Station and Port Authority “too far away to walk to” and a “long train ride between them” girl come on one google maps search will tell you this is not true
January 25, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I get too irrationally annoyed at things like this but this fic called Penn Station and Port Authority “too far away to walk to” and a “long train ride between them” girl come on one google maps search will tell you this is not true
Yall. It’s fuckin cold
January 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Yall. It’s fuckin cold
My heated rivalry shirt + ao3 hat were a MAJOR hit at the club last night. Like we went to a HR night and left for a second location and it was just as much of a hit there. Kind of fun to enjoy something in the cultural zeitgeist for once
January 24, 2026 at 5:57 PM
My heated rivalry shirt + ao3 hat were a MAJOR hit at the club last night. Like we went to a HR night and left for a second location and it was just as much of a hit there. Kind of fun to enjoy something in the cultural zeitgeist for once
I can never answer those QRT questions with any detail lmaoooo
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I can never answer those QRT questions with any detail lmaoooo
[gestures helplessly] just all of it
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
[gestures helplessly] just all of it
> click compose new email
> ai popup asks if i want help writing it
omg you people can't do anything
> ai popup asks if i want help writing it
omg you people can't do anything
January 23, 2026 at 10:38 PM
> click compose new email
> ai popup asks if i want help writing it
omg you people can't do anything
> ai popup asks if i want help writing it
omg you people can't do anything
Ok not to alarm anyone but I think our queer/trans sports podcast is actually going to happen. Stay tuned
January 23, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Ok not to alarm anyone but I think our queer/trans sports podcast is actually going to happen. Stay tuned
Because I line dance I get ads for the most heinous club nights imaginable on IG. Just got one for an EDM/country mashup night. Get me out of here
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Because I line dance I get ads for the most heinous club nights imaginable on IG. Just got one for an EDM/country mashup night. Get me out of here
Whew lord those single digit numbers
January 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Whew lord those single digit numbers
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Having people you can be a little hater with for a second and move on will save you btw like a pressure release valve
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Having people you can be a little hater with for a second and move on will save you btw like a pressure release valve