Leonid Illyich Brezhnev
@leobrezhnev.bsky.social
Notorious L.I.B. General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet, Hero of the Soviet Union (X4), Marshall, Husband, Father, Atheist. He/Comrade
Plus free food & board, and his bus pass is paid by his employer.
Fact , Trump has made more money this year as president than he has his entire life.
And technically , he should not be making a dime.
Other than his presidential salary.
And technically , he should not be making a dime.
Other than his presidential salary.
February 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Plus free food & board, and his bus pass is paid by his employer.
PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES DECREES ALL DOLPHINS IN TERRITORIAL WATERS AND BEYOND ARE HIS PERSONAL PROPERTY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS FLIPPER
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES DECREES ALL DOLPHINS IN TERRITORIAL WATERS AND BEYOND ARE HIS PERSONAL PROPERTY THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ON THIS FLIPPER
Very excited, yes? Tonight is Arkhangelsk Invitational Grand Master Chess Tournament Finale. Expecting huge TV audiences.
February 8, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Very excited, yes? Tonight is Arkhangelsk Invitational Grand Master Chess Tournament Finale. Expecting huge TV audiences.
The President of the United States of America signs a decree that declares the President of the United States of America to be the President of the United States of America.
February 8, 2026 at 5:50 PM
The President of the United States of America signs a decree that declares the President of the United States of America to be the President of the United States of America.
This meeting could have been a regime change.
Netanyahu is meeting Trump in DC on Wednesday to discuss Iran.
February 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
This meeting could have been a regime change.
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
February 8, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Post your favourite Lord Of The Rings character. Wrong answers only.
So... invade Europe?
Greek Defence Minister Nikos Dendias: “Let me give you an example of how much Europe has let its defences down:
“We are a midsize, maybe even a small country. Yet the number of tanks we have is more than the tanks of the UK, France, Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands combined.”
“We are a midsize, maybe even a small country. Yet the number of tanks we have is more than the tanks of the UK, France, Germany, Luxembourg, Belgium, and the Netherlands combined.”
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
So... invade Europe?
So disappointed to find the Dalaï Lama in the Epstein Files.
February 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
So disappointed to find the Dalaï Lama in the Epstein Files.
HMS Incredulous
Make a warship mid:
HMS Strategic Victory
HMS Strategic Victory
February 7, 2026 at 12:43 AM
HMS Incredulous
So, this Nicolas Maduro guy, whatever happened with him?
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
So, this Nicolas Maduro guy, whatever happened with him?
This Republican Senator is fully behind Trump and welcomes his farts as the sweet smell of roses. But behind closed doors, far away from any electronic devices that could witness anything, she cries herself to sleep with many bottles of Jack Daniels.
Senator Katie Britt of Alabama stands fully behind President Trump in public, but at times seeks to wield influence behind the scenes, guided by her personal values as a mother and a Christian. Her approach faces an acute test as federal immigration agents pursue aggressive tactics in Minnesota.
The G.O.P. Senator Who Can’t Stop Thinking About the Boy ICE Detained
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
This Republican Senator is fully behind Trump and welcomes his farts as the sweet smell of roses. But behind closed doors, far away from any electronic devices that could witness anything, she cries herself to sleep with many bottles of Jack Daniels.
Trump yet again opened the doors into his rotten mind by doing a pervert racism, and we're so dizzy trying to follow the every whims of this moron that the racism just flies by as we all try staying afloat, bracing for the next obscenity.
February 6, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Trump yet again opened the doors into his rotten mind by doing a pervert racism, and we're so dizzy trying to follow the every whims of this moron that the racism just flies by as we all try staying afloat, bracing for the next obscenity.
Dulles? Why not JFK?
Bernie Sanders has said: Donald Trump is withholding billions of dollars in New York infrastructure unless he gets Penn Station and Dulles Airport named after him. The time is long overdue for sane Republicans to stand up to Trump.
February 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Dulles? Why not JFK?
If they are actively working at establishing a network of "mega-whatehouse" camps, I guess it's because they plan to use them imminently.
February 6, 2026 at 7:09 PM
If they are actively working at establishing a network of "mega-whatehouse" camps, I guess it's because they plan to use them imminently.
Keep striving, Faust boy.
February 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Keep striving, Faust boy.
Reposted by Leonid Illyich Brezhnev
Washington Post
February 5, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Washington Post
Washington Post laid off staff should organise form a soviet and start their own workers-owned paper. Revive the Daily Worker.
February 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Washington Post laid off staff should organise form a soviet and start their own workers-owned paper. Revive the Daily Worker.
But we've always been at war with the Middle East.
Love 2 cut my Middle East reporters before a war starts
February 4, 2026 at 8:24 PM
But we've always been at war with the Middle East.
Throw this man in the box full of snakes. But first, feed him the house delicacy: monkey brain.
Probably my most controversial movie hot take is that Indiana Jones 4 is better than Indiana Jones 2.
*runs away*
*runs away*
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Throw this man in the box full of snakes. But first, feed him the house delicacy: monkey brain.
Gulf of Finland Incident (2026)
Estonia has seized a Russian-linked container in the Gulf of Finland. Special forces boarded the ship and detained 23 Russian citizens.
February 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Gulf of Finland Incident (2026)
But he has his banquette at Hooter's
JD Vance is not in the Epstein Flies. Could he still be the Republican nominee in 2028?
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
But he has his banquette at Hooter's
What an interesting story arc
Marjorie Taylor Greene: MAGA, I think people are realizing, was all a lie. What MAGA is really serving is their big donors. Those are the people that get the special favors, they get the government contracts, they get the pardons.
February 4, 2026 at 7:13 PM
What an interesting story arc
Bezos is Deep Throat
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Bezos is Deep Throat
In Soviet Russia, intelligence is measured in high queue.
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
In Soviet Russia, intelligence is measured in high queue.
"The system sucks, this job sucks!"
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 AM
"The system sucks, this job sucks!"