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Jo Stafford
@legless2007.bsky.social
Butterflies, bats, birds, F1, F2, F3. It's all about the wings. The Archers, Allotment grower, street art fan, Peregrina. Widowed, sadness likely. She/her.
Ok good when an episode ends with “it’s over” we can be sure it’s not #TheArchers
January 9, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Marky’s gang? We can’t have this solved already, that would be a massive let down. #TheArchers
January 9, 2026 at 7:12 PM
I think it was Susan #TheArchers
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Did I miss the bit where we have peace in the Middle East? It still looks a bit fighty to me.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I wonder what’s really happening today while we watch Venezuela?
January 3, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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#TheArchers Borsetshire constabulary now have so much dirt on Ambridge residents that they’ll get their own police station for safety reasons. 🤣
January 1, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I really hope nothing like this happens in my neighbourhood because honestly if I’m interviewed like this with all my neighbours I’d be confessing to anything. Is this what being interviewed by the police is like?? #TheArchers
January 1, 2026 at 7:49 PM
How can George not know he’s an arsehole? #TheArchers
December 31, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Where is she?? #TheArchers
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas

He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic

Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates

He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
In summer I keep my neighbours in home grown heirloom tomatoes and in autumn I am rich in apples and foraged walnuts, mushrooms and quinces that they give me. I feel so fortunate.
October 7, 2025 at 7:40 PM
It really is an excellent #tomato year.
August 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
It’s my 6 year allotmentversary. On this day I sent Andrew this photo (he was in A&E after a motorbike accident) and told him this was totally fine! It’s not as lush today as usual, the drought has been hard, but it’s better, and I did it all myself (he died the following January). #allotment #widow
August 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It took me 2.5 hours to sort out the chaos of 40 tomato plants in my tiny yard this morning. It turns out they do quite well if you abandon them for 2 weeks with auto irrigation. Rewarded with the first ripe Artisan Golden Bumblebee. #tomato
August 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Got this really cool, ghostly picture by accident the other day in Dillon Beach, CA. It is a Heermann's gull with both it's shadow and reflection.

#birds
August 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Home from a lovely European adventure mostly by train to the Hungarian Grand Prix via Paris and Vienna. Now I can settle down and watch the race. It’s fair to say you go to F1 to see it, feel it and smell the burning rubber, but the race can be hard to follow. #F1
August 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Out of office on. It’s full time motorsport (tv then travel then live) for the next couple of weeks. #F1 #F2 #F3
July 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
You know you spend too much time in Spain when you're refreshing your languages to try and be polite in upcoming holiday and you think "what's French for por favor?". There will definitely be Spanish, my default foreign, accidentally slipping in with attempted French, German and Hungarian.
July 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I hope these Jersey Devil tomatoes stop expanding and start ripening soon! #tomato
July 18, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Post work door-to-door courgette distribution to the neighbours successfully completed, it's still early enough in the season that they answer the door to me when I'm trying to get rid of excess produce.
July 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Pitched my tent in a field at Silverstone, lounging under a tree and there’s a bunch of some kind of Hairstreak butterflies at the top of the ash tree in mature hedgerow above my head. I don’t have my binoculars. This is a tragedy. People are looking at me funny, wondering why I’m staring at a tree.
July 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
We have lift off from the garden ant nests and the hundreds at gulls in the sky above are having a great day #FlyingAnts
June 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Colleague "you eat a lot of salad". Wait until she sees how much courgette I find myself eating #allotment #growyourown
June 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM