Franglaise
@franglaise.bsky.social
Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit
Je jete une bouteille à la mer
Anyone S France ish (within 2 hours Hérault?) knows of a CH Dermatologie dept that takes patients relatively quickly by any chance ?
I have a rdv locally
In June 😱
Needs to be a hospital dermatology dept not private derm
Tia x
Anyone S France ish (within 2 hours Hérault?) knows of a CH Dermatologie dept that takes patients relatively quickly by any chance ?
I have a rdv locally
In June 😱
Needs to be a hospital dermatology dept not private derm
Tia x
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Je jete une bouteille à la mer
Anyone S France ish (within 2 hours Hérault?) knows of a CH Dermatologie dept that takes patients relatively quickly by any chance ?
I have a rdv locally
In June 😱
Needs to be a hospital dermatology dept not private derm
Tia x
Anyone S France ish (within 2 hours Hérault?) knows of a CH Dermatologie dept that takes patients relatively quickly by any chance ?
I have a rdv locally
In June 😱
Needs to be a hospital dermatology dept not private derm
Tia x
Plumber just left with a cheery « a demeng meteng! »
Electrician due soon
Having, what I think’s called, « a cheeky glass »
Only 4 days to Friday
Santé
Electrician due soon
Having, what I think’s called, « a cheeky glass »
Only 4 days to Friday
Santé
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Plumber just left with a cheery « a demeng meteng! »
Electrician due soon
Having, what I think’s called, « a cheeky glass »
Only 4 days to Friday
Santé
Electrician due soon
Having, what I think’s called, « a cheeky glass »
Only 4 days to Friday
Santé
Ooh ac in pieces on the floor
Exciting stuff
More as we get it
I bet you can’t wait
Gripping
Exciting stuff
More as we get it
I bet you can’t wait
Gripping
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Ooh ac in pieces on the floor
Exciting stuff
More as we get it
I bet you can’t wait
Gripping
Exciting stuff
More as we get it
I bet you can’t wait
Gripping
Ça fait du bieng
Live picture of the sky in S France
I’ve been relegated to the terrace as the chauffagiste is working in all the rooms!
I’m starting to tune into his twang
Luckily he knows a decent electrician, roofer, plaquiste etc so I’m v contente
Live picture of the sky in S France
I’ve been relegated to the terrace as the chauffagiste is working in all the rooms!
I’m starting to tune into his twang
Luckily he knows a decent electrician, roofer, plaquiste etc so I’m v contente
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Ça fait du bieng
Live picture of the sky in S France
I’ve been relegated to the terrace as the chauffagiste is working in all the rooms!
I’m starting to tune into his twang
Luckily he knows a decent electrician, roofer, plaquiste etc so I’m v contente
Live picture of the sky in S France
I’ve been relegated to the terrace as the chauffagiste is working in all the rooms!
I’m starting to tune into his twang
Luckily he knows a decent electrician, roofer, plaquiste etc so I’m v contente
On doing the bins (god I love doing the bins!) I spotted a new (to me) boulangerie full of books
What’s not to like
I asked for chocolatines & she didn’t even raise an eyebrow!
I’m taking a leaf out of @chrisfromparis.bsky.social book & feeding the plumber!
Bieng
S France
What’s not to like
I asked for chocolatines & she didn’t even raise an eyebrow!
I’m taking a leaf out of @chrisfromparis.bsky.social book & feeding the plumber!
Bieng
S France
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
On doing the bins (god I love doing the bins!) I spotted a new (to me) boulangerie full of books
What’s not to like
I asked for chocolatines & she didn’t even raise an eyebrow!
I’m taking a leaf out of @chrisfromparis.bsky.social book & feeding the plumber!
Bieng
S France
What’s not to like
I asked for chocolatines & she didn’t even raise an eyebrow!
I’m taking a leaf out of @chrisfromparis.bsky.social book & feeding the plumber!
Bieng
S France
I’m playing « Will the plumber turn up? » today
What fun
On the plus side I’m up & dressed so can start attacking my to do lists
C’mon c’est lundi
What fun
On the plus side I’m up & dressed so can start attacking my to do lists
C’mon c’est lundi
a woman sitting at a desk with her eyes closed and the words oh monday already
ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with her eyes closed and the words oh monday already
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’m playing « Will the plumber turn up? » today
What fun
On the plus side I’m up & dressed so can start attacking my to do lists
C’mon c’est lundi
What fun
On the plus side I’m up & dressed so can start attacking my to do lists
C’mon c’est lundi
Ouf the rose colour of sunset against the buildings & the mild temperature really lifts the soul
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ouf the rose colour of sunset against the buildings & the mild temperature really lifts the soul
It’s dusk in the south of France
Or Camus time as I like to think of it
Daylight is fading & lights are being put on
The windows/shutters are still open so one gets a glimpse into others’ lives
The sounds, sights & smells
Just the best time of day
Aaaahhhhhh
Or Camus time as I like to think of it
Daylight is fading & lights are being put on
The windows/shutters are still open so one gets a glimpse into others’ lives
The sounds, sights & smells
Just the best time of day
Aaaahhhhhh
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s dusk in the south of France
Or Camus time as I like to think of it
Daylight is fading & lights are being put on
The windows/shutters are still open so one gets a glimpse into others’ lives
The sounds, sights & smells
Just the best time of day
Aaaahhhhhh
Or Camus time as I like to think of it
Daylight is fading & lights are being put on
The windows/shutters are still open so one gets a glimpse into others’ lives
The sounds, sights & smells
Just the best time of day
Aaaahhhhhh
It’s orange juice!
Just orange juice
It’s only 10h40!!
Bon dimanche y’all
Just orange juice
It’s only 10h40!!
Bon dimanche y’all
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It’s orange juice!
Just orange juice
It’s only 10h40!!
Bon dimanche y’all
Just orange juice
It’s only 10h40!!
Bon dimanche y’all
Reposted by Franglaise
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
Sorry more S France spam
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Sorry more S France spam
Oh the lights & the architecture make my heart sing ❤️
S France just now
S France just now
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Oh the lights & the architecture make my heart sing ❤️
S France just now
S France just now
The lights are magical if you look up
Enjoying them like a child would
Which is a good thing
S France this evening
Enjoying them like a child would
Which is a good thing
S France this evening
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The lights are magical if you look up
Enjoying them like a child would
Which is a good thing
S France this evening
Enjoying them like a child would
Which is a good thing
S France this evening
It’s very nice and all but I’m not sure it’s actually great news it being 15°C, way after nightfall, in December, in S France but hey ho
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It’s very nice and all but I’m not sure it’s actually great news it being 15°C, way after nightfall, in December, in S France but hey ho
Been v windswept & interesting - headed out after dark!
This is the crèche (nativity) in the mairie (S France)
We were lucky there weren’t any protestors
(France is meant to be laïque - secular - so full separation of church & state)
This is the crèche (nativity) in the mairie (S France)
We were lucky there weren’t any protestors
(France is meant to be laïque - secular - so full separation of church & state)
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Been v windswept & interesting - headed out after dark!
This is the crèche (nativity) in the mairie (S France)
We were lucky there weren’t any protestors
(France is meant to be laïque - secular - so full separation of church & state)
This is the crèche (nativity) in the mairie (S France)
We were lucky there weren’t any protestors
(France is meant to be laïque - secular - so full separation of church & state)
Live from S France
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Live from S France
Stall at the Xmas market in France selling tartiflette (molten cheese, potatoes, ham type thing)
I think I may have snorted out loud on seeing the huge vat marked vegetarian only to spot it was also full of ham
I think I may have snorted out loud on seeing the huge vat marked vegetarian only to spot it was also full of ham
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Stall at the Xmas market in France selling tartiflette (molten cheese, potatoes, ham type thing)
I think I may have snorted out loud on seeing the huge vat marked vegetarian only to spot it was also full of ham
I think I may have snorted out loud on seeing the huge vat marked vegetarian only to spot it was also full of ham
Went to the bins (highlight of day!) to find a mini impromptu vide grenier
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Went to the bins (highlight of day!) to find a mini impromptu vide grenier
Sunshine yay!
Bon weekend ya filthy animals
Bon weekend ya filthy animals
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Sunshine yay!
Bon weekend ya filthy animals
Bon weekend ya filthy animals
Bonjour from S France (pic taken yesterday - still dark at 7h here)
Have a good one y’all
Have a good one y’all
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Bonjour from S France (pic taken yesterday - still dark at 7h here)
Have a good one y’all
Have a good one y’all
Ooh ooh nail supplies have arrived from Italy!
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ooh ooh nail supplies have arrived from Italy!
Well it’s been a strange old day
I’ve upset a lot, & I mean a lot, of keyboard warriors
I’ve been to new coiff & had possibly the best haircut of my life
Taken The Teenager to motorbike shop (even though every fibre of my being didn’t want to)
Baked cake & made honey/mustard/garlic chicken
I’ve upset a lot, & I mean a lot, of keyboard warriors
I’ve been to new coiff & had possibly the best haircut of my life
Taken The Teenager to motorbike shop (even though every fibre of my being didn’t want to)
Baked cake & made honey/mustard/garlic chicken
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Well it’s been a strange old day
I’ve upset a lot, & I mean a lot, of keyboard warriors
I’ve been to new coiff & had possibly the best haircut of my life
Taken The Teenager to motorbike shop (even though every fibre of my being didn’t want to)
Baked cake & made honey/mustard/garlic chicken
I’ve upset a lot, & I mean a lot, of keyboard warriors
I’ve been to new coiff & had possibly the best haircut of my life
Taken The Teenager to motorbike shop (even though every fibre of my being didn’t want to)
Baked cake & made honey/mustard/garlic chicken
What a pensive* looking Chonk
*wondering when next meal is
*wondering when next meal is
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What a pensive* looking Chonk
*wondering when next meal is
*wondering when next meal is
This is a Calvin action shot
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This is a Calvin action shot