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Franglaise
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Franglaise. Languedoc 🇫🇷 Introvert. Sweary. Shitposter. Pics: Calvin, Chonk, dodgy food & random nice stuff I see (France). Prone to occasional ranty outbursts. Here for cats/floofs/nice views/cheese/daft shit
Je jete une bouteille à la mer

Anyone S France ish (within 2 hours Hérault?) knows of a CH Dermatologie dept that takes patients relatively quickly by any chance ?

I have a rdv locally

In June 😱

Needs to be a hospital dermatology dept not private derm

Tia x
December 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Plumber just left with a cheery « a demeng meteng! »

Electrician due soon

Having, what I think’s called, « a cheeky glass »

Only 4 days to Friday

Santé
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Ooh ac in pieces on the floor

Exciting stuff

More as we get it

I bet you can’t wait

Gripping
December 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Ça fait du bieng

Live picture of the sky in S France

I’ve been relegated to the terrace as the chauffagiste is working in all the rooms!

I’m starting to tune into his twang

Luckily he knows a decent electrician, roofer, plaquiste etc so I’m v contente
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 AM
On doing the bins (god I love doing the bins!) I spotted a new (to me) boulangerie full of books

What’s not to like

I asked for chocolatines & she didn’t even raise an eyebrow!

I’m taking a leaf out of @chrisfromparis.bsky.social book & feeding the plumber!

Bieng

S France
December 8, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I’m playing « Will the plumber turn up? » today

What fun

On the plus side I’m up & dressed so can start attacking my to do lists

C’mon c’est lundi
a woman sitting at a desk with her eyes closed and the words oh monday already
ALT: a woman sitting at a desk with her eyes closed and the words oh monday already
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December 8, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Ouf the rose colour of sunset against the buildings & the mild temperature really lifts the soul
December 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
It’s dusk in the south of France

Or Camus time as I like to think of it

Daylight is fading & lights are being put on

The windows/shutters are still open so one gets a glimpse into others’ lives

The sounds, sights & smells

Just the best time of day

Aaaahhhhhh
December 7, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s orange juice!

Just orange juice

It’s only 10h40!!

Bon dimanche y’all
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Reposted by Franglaise
"Say it!"
"No!"
"Say it, Hans."
"My name's not Hans!"
"I WILL drop you."
“Fine, okay, you win!”
“I need to hear you say it.”
"Die Hard is a Christmas movie!"
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sorry more S France spam
December 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Oh the lights & the architecture make my heart sing ❤️

S France just now
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The lights are magical if you look up

Enjoying them like a child would

Which is a good thing

S France this evening
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
It’s very nice and all but I’m not sure it’s actually great news it being 15°C, way after nightfall, in December, in S France but hey ho
December 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Been v windswept & interesting - headed out after dark!

This is the crèche (nativity) in the mairie (S France)

We were lucky there weren’t any protestors

(France is meant to be laïque - secular - so full separation of church & state)
December 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Live from S France
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Stall at the Xmas market in France selling tartiflette (molten cheese, potatoes, ham type thing)

I think I may have snorted out loud on seeing the huge vat marked vegetarian only to spot it was also full of ham
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Went to the bins (highlight of day!) to find a mini impromptu vide grenier
December 6, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Sunshine yay!

Bon weekend ya filthy animals
December 6, 2025 at 7:15 AM
It’s #Caturday
December 6, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Bonjour from S France (pic taken yesterday - still dark at 7h here)

Have a good one y’all
December 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Ooh ooh nail supplies have arrived from Italy!
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Well it’s been a strange old day

I’ve upset a lot, & I mean a lot, of keyboard warriors

I’ve been to new coiff & had possibly the best haircut of my life

Taken The Teenager to motorbike shop (even though every fibre of my being didn’t want to)

Baked cake & made honey/mustard/garlic chicken
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
What a pensive* looking Chonk

*wondering when next meal is
December 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This is a Calvin action shot
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM