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Matt
@leastimcreative.bsky.social
Doom scrolling Lvl 5

Also Os, Commies, UVA, Caps, Hammers. Dogs too.

We're all so, so cooked.
First year I’ve truly been a “meh those ads were all pretty awful” guy. I’m getting old, or future that bleak and dumb?
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Genspark, get me out of this nightmare.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Alexa ran through all those sabotage scenarios… and then just didn’t say they wouldn’t happen
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Wait did they de-age John Hamm?
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Ring: 10 million dogs a year go missing. Our new thing can find over 1 a day. Give your privacy over to us and you’ll get a .00365% chance of finding your dog.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 AM
I think that was a statement in the Redfin commercial? I think that was a Redfin commercial?
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
They should make the American biathoners try to hit those targets with a god given assault rifle
February 8, 2026 at 4:48 PM
“Political Outrage” trending on Bluesky is like saying “Sports” is trending on ESPN
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 PM
West ham! Points!
February 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Will this be the last Olympics of the decade?
February 6, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Reposted by Matt
The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring
February 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
NPR’s answer to this question was… nothing? What are they holding out for?
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Releasing more files to distract from Minneapolis is using the AmEx to pay off the Visa
January 30, 2026 at 7:52 PM
So many words to say absolutely nothing.
The Minnesota Chamber of Commerce has released this letter on behalf of more than 60 CEOs of Minnesota-based companies.
January 25, 2026 at 8:35 PM
So now anyone who practices their 1a right is a “domestic terrorist”, and anyone who practices their 2a right is a “would-be assassin”. Noted.
January 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Remember when the dems whole campaign strategy was “lol these guys are so weird” and not “no for real these guys are actual nazis”
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 AM
The humanoid robot
January 22, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Good to see Kendall Roy land on his feet
January 22, 2026 at 12:24 PM
How are they not all getting up and walking out??
January 21, 2026 at 2:02 PM
“China doesn’t have any wind farms”

China:
January 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Hyping up coal to this audience, may as well double down on the phonograph too
January 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
“They can’t believe these numbers” yea bro that’s the point! They’re fundamentally unbelievable
January 21, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Does he know the people in Davos can’t vote for him?
January 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Just one more peace prize and half those files will vanish with a snap of his fingers
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
We’ve reached “it’s now unsafe to celebrate Martin Luther King Jr.”
Fayetteville MLK Day parade postponed due to 'safety issues,' organizers say

The annual Martin Luther King Jr. Parade in Fayetteville has been postponed due to "safety issues," organizers have announced.
Fayetteville MLK Day parade postponed due to 'safety issues,' organizers say
The annual Martin Luther King Jr. Parade in Fayetteville has been postponed due to "safety issues," organizers have announced.
www.wral.com
January 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM