Awesome! Though throw is being generous here. Touchdown wobble?

Think he was going for Arron Rogers

“I know our company has a horrible reputation… oh there’s no but, that’s it.”

I swear they de-aged John hamm too? John hamm?!

Not watching til they bring out a Clydesdale

Neighbors where one of them knows the other one took their Economist magazine last week and is upset with them but won't confront them

Lol what was the story of his missing teeth here?

“Would rather go to the Italian alps than Oklahoma City” is a burning hot take

This lumpy?

“Double recess and pizza Fridays everyday!” *post*

I hate it when my staffers jump on my account at 11pm to send 50-700 deranged tweets in a row

wtf does “fake” mean here?

Not a single news source is covering this this morning. When will they realize nobody should care about anything else right now except every single horrid step this admin takes. I’m happy for Lindsey vonn skiing down a hill, but THE PRESIDENT CALLED A BLACK COUPLE APES. wtf are they doing

Honestly props for the time and attention to find that many unintentional homophones