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Turk & Pearl
@lazydogbone.bsky.social
Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), deeply flawed & humble. Mostly right about everything though.
Beats me... I'm just a dumb old machine gunner. but that would get around federal pardons.
December 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
That this would be a surprise to anybody is beyond me. I suspect he'll preemptively pardon his entire Administration.

I also wouldn't be shocked if he offered blanket pardons to anybody working for ICE and CBP
December 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Who cares. No enlisted dude in the hanger is listening to circle jerk that's happening on the stage in from of them.

I can promise you, their minds are captivated by the three kegs of beer from King Street Brewing and the fact they got to shut down at 2:10pm on a Friday for a party.
December 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Thanks!
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Wait until you see ePortfolio…

I had to use that and blackboard for a class this semester and it was incredibly clunky and confusing.

I don’t use, “hey, I’m 51. Cut me some slack.” often… but I did this semester. A lot.
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Where's Tim Pool and Nick Fuentes? 😂
December 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Apparently it's called a "Mud Lance"... (Mud flat rescue thingy for Gunner/Flight Engineers)

www.fireproductsearch.com/mud-rescue/
Mud Rescue - Fire Product Search
Mud Rescue involves the use of specialist equipment to recover people and animals from the mud or sinking sand that lies along coasts, rivers and lakes.
www.fireproductsearch.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM
So, every once in awhile, we have somebody get stuck in the mud flats here. The PJ's had a tool that is connected to compressed air and water. Imagine a ski pole with holes drilled in it. You slide it down in the mud next to the legs and inject the air and water breaking the suction.
December 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Steven Miller need to transition to the next realm... whatever that means.
December 12, 2025 at 8:08 PM
We have masked Federal forces in our streets and cities...

When I was young and impressionable, this is what every conspiracy theorist warned me about at Gun Shows in York, PA back in the early 90's.
December 12, 2025 at 8:06 PM
LOL

Make life as miserable as possible for these creatures
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
How about performatively loud sneezing?

Like, I get it… you’re sneezing. Do you need to make a show out of it?
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Note to self: When fleeing Authoritarianism in America, do not go to Alberta.
a man in a black shirt and tie is writing on a notebook .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and tie is writing on a notebook .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:43 AM