Turk & Pearl
@lazydogbone.bsky.social
Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), deeply flawed & humble. Mostly right about everything though.
$200+ for a fucking book has always, and will always, be a ridiculous concept to me.
December 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
$200+ for a fucking book has always, and will always, be a ridiculous concept to me.
“Affordability” is a Democrat hoax.
$39 for chicken breast? Are you kidding me?
$39 for chicken breast? Are you kidding me?
December 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“Affordability” is a Democrat hoax.
$39 for chicken breast? Are you kidding me?
$39 for chicken breast? Are you kidding me?
There is no better way to start a morning that with a buttermilk bar and a Bustelo, black.
December 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There is no better way to start a morning that with a buttermilk bar and a Bustelo, black.
This face means, “it’s time to take me for my night walk…”
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
This face means, “it’s time to take me for my night walk…”
It’s 5*F out this morning… she has zero interest in curling up on her thick pad. Deciding instead to stretch out on the hard packed snow and ice on the deck.
I’m sure my neighbors think I’m abusing this dog.
*as I make her warm chicken, carrots, & rice for breakfast*
I’m sure my neighbors think I’m abusing this dog.
*as I make her warm chicken, carrots, & rice for breakfast*
December 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
It’s 5*F out this morning… she has zero interest in curling up on her thick pad. Deciding instead to stretch out on the hard packed snow and ice on the deck.
I’m sure my neighbors think I’m abusing this dog.
*as I make her warm chicken, carrots, & rice for breakfast*
I’m sure my neighbors think I’m abusing this dog.
*as I make her warm chicken, carrots, & rice for breakfast*
I don’t have to do pull-ups in public in a display of fitness and toughness.
I know who I am, what I’ve done, and what I’m capable of doing.
I’d rather be a quiet professional.
I know who I am, what I’ve done, and what I’m capable of doing.
I’d rather be a quiet professional.
December 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I don’t have to do pull-ups in public in a display of fitness and toughness.
I know who I am, what I’ve done, and what I’m capable of doing.
I’d rather be a quiet professional.
I know who I am, what I’ve done, and what I’m capable of doing.
I’d rather be a quiet professional.
Pearl walks don’t stop just because it gets cold out.
Service before self, I guess.
Service before self, I guess.
December 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pearl walks don’t stop just because it gets cold out.
Service before self, I guess.
Service before self, I guess.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
She’s always lookin’ out for me.
December 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
She’s always lookin’ out for me.
“We've come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to praise you like I should”
Through the hard times and the good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to praise you like I should”
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
“We've come a long, long way together
Through the hard times and the good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to praise you like I should”
Through the hard times and the good
I have to celebrate you, baby
I have to praise you like I should”
Cute, right?
WRONG!
This asshole is growling at me because… …because I’m LOOKING at him. 🤣
WRONG!
This asshole is growling at me because… …because I’m LOOKING at him. 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Cute, right?
WRONG!
This asshole is growling at me because… …because I’m LOOKING at him. 🤣
WRONG!
This asshole is growling at me because… …because I’m LOOKING at him. 🤣
“And now, let the jagged edge of sobriety be dulled.”
~Robert Neville, I Am Legend
~Robert Neville, I Am Legend
December 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“And now, let the jagged edge of sobriety be dulled.”
~Robert Neville, I Am Legend
~Robert Neville, I Am Legend
Standard Turk & Pearl walk on the flats.
So nice to be out there alone.
So nice to be out there alone.
December 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Standard Turk & Pearl walk on the flats.
So nice to be out there alone.
So nice to be out there alone.
We honor the wiener with an inflatable statue in his likeness for the holidays.
Here he it is, fully erect.
Here he it is, fully erect.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
We honor the wiener with an inflatable statue in his likeness for the holidays.
Here he it is, fully erect.
Here he it is, fully erect.
She found this stick on our walk and couldn’t be more proud of it. 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
She found this stick on our walk and couldn’t be more proud of it. 🤣
Wait… is that a mushroom?!? 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Wait… is that a mushroom?!? 🤣
He’s got the exact face of a kid at Chuck E. Cheese who just cashed in 4,300 tickets for a $6 plastic globe.
Pure, uncut, childhood pride.
...and the trophy looks like it was designed yesterday and handed to the first person that asked for it. God damn, this timeline is fucking stupid.
Pure, uncut, childhood pride.
...and the trophy looks like it was designed yesterday and handed to the first person that asked for it. God damn, this timeline is fucking stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
He’s got the exact face of a kid at Chuck E. Cheese who just cashed in 4,300 tickets for a $6 plastic globe.
Pure, uncut, childhood pride.
...and the trophy looks like it was designed yesterday and handed to the first person that asked for it. God damn, this timeline is fucking stupid.
Pure, uncut, childhood pride.
...and the trophy looks like it was designed yesterday and handed to the first person that asked for it. God damn, this timeline is fucking stupid.
I quit on Yak Traks and started making my own cleated shoes.
December 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I quit on Yak Traks and started making my own cleated shoes.
That’s the face of a dame that knows she’s about to go on a walk.
December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
That’s the face of a dame that knows she’s about to go on a walk.