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Turk & Pearl

@lazydogbone.bsky.social

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Coffee lover,Whiskey sipper, sky surfer, Dad, Beer league hockey player, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈ally, dog poop picker-upper, Helmand Valley Pedro 👣🚁, Pro Democracy, USAF Combat Search & Rescue (Ret), flawed, humble, but genuinely good dude.

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 12d

A #NoKings 🧵

I was radicalized in the military, but not in the way you think.

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 6h

What's wrong with the over 45 White crowd in this country?

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 6h

They should cut the rates to zero and just see what happens… we’ve already given up on the constitution.. who cares at this point

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 6h

By all accounts, I’d say the South has risen again just fine… we have literally racists and bigots running the country

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 1d

The fear these people have for anything that isn't white Christian Nationalism is unimaginable to me.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 1d

a man in a suit and tie is on snl television

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is on snl television

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 2d

How about a picture of my wiener!

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 2d

I've enjoyed watching McMichael's journey... been fun watching him grow. Wasn't sure he'd crack the lineup a few years back.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 2d

Republicans better get to the gerrymandering because if this shit continues, the midterms are gonna be “to big to rig!”

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 2d

Somebody in decent shape could run by, soccer kick one of those cops in the head, and run off before any of them could get up and chase… these officers really need to be more situationally aware.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

Save this season to do what? Go 9-7, squeak into the playoffs, and get blown out in the first round again?

It seems like a lot of people have forgotten what we had to endure to draft Roethlisberger at 11.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

The problem with Audi is, they’re incredible when they’re working properly and you forget about the $3k you dumped into it changing an issue.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

Somebody should start a GoFundMe to see how much we could raise to have @jessicatarlov.bsky.social slap Gutfeld in the mouth on air.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

…start with trading Ramsey and Watt for draft picks.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Thank you for your service.

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

I’ve never even thought about that angle with Carnegie and the Rockefellers… 🤔

History is littered with stories of what happens to people when they start flaunting their wealth at those who provided it.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

Maybe two separate planets isn’t enough

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

Out in Oceanview.

Is power up on campus? …It’d be nice to not have to miserably suffer through my Social Work classes today.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

I wish men and women could live on two separate planets and just visit each other on a moon to procreate.

It’s a shame we need each other for our species to survive.

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

Exactly.

I don’t need to search for information about facists, the climate, or an out of control Gestapo roaming our city streets. But what I do have to search for, is sports and entertainment.

Correlation does not imply causation.

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

It’s amazing. I don’t think people truly appreciate the ability of the cameras in their phones. I took a Canon G2 Powershot to AFG in ‘03… it had a 3x lens, was 3.2 megapixel, and took the picture as soon as you shutter button.

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

I actually enjoy the limitations of my old iPhone… it forces you to focus on the composition of the shot. That said, I played with a friend’s 17 Max this weekend and was like, “this is incredible!”

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Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

🔥Zzzzzzzing!🔥

Turk & Pearl @lazydogbone.bsky.social · 3d

Unreal

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Landon🪶 @landonkat.bsky.social · 8d

🎶Racist Piece of Shit🎶
A song for Trump🎶
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Fishbone - Racist Piece Of Shit (Live on KEXP)

YouTube video by KEXP

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