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Lazybrian
@lazybrian.bsky.social
Gen X Gay Sarcastic
"I don't want to"
Lego🧱 Trek🖖, Cats😻, Art🧶🖌️, My own bad opinions💩.
Pinned
Me. January 21 2008
Downtown San Francisco.
🎶And we've got nothing
To be guilty of, our love
We'll climb any mountain🎶
November 30, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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"Dog Descending a Staircase" by James Rosenquist, 1979.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My coffee grinder was leaking grounds every time I used it so I tried to clean it. I blew it put and shook it for twenty minutes before I decide to take the thing apart. Gross.
November 29, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I got a mousepad from Podshop.biz and I LOVE IT! It's so cute.
But I have to admit it took me too long to figure out who these two were. @greatesttrek.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
What I'm working on: A mini gift wrapping room.
November 29, 2025 at 12:46 AM
🎶U used to call me on my cel-u-lar device🎶
the only good Drake song is the one Erykah did better
Erykah Badu’s mixtape ‘But You Caint Use My Phone’ came out 10 years ago today 🔊
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I have one neighbor who is obsessed with no leaves on her lawn and exactly 0.00% of the rest of the block cares.
It's like the Uxbridge house on Delta Rana IV over here.
November 27, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Seeing your enemies fail.
7. What's something that isn't therapy, but feels like therapy?
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I made a lasagna.
November 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Sam Kirk is the hottest one.
It's now Trashy Movie season. We'll watch any Hallmark type film, but no Xmas one until next month.

First up, Lease on Love with the beautiful Dan Jeannotte.
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Meet me in the Memphis living room and we can talk about how Jeff Koons is a no talent with connections.
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Of course I'm taking a chicken to space, duh.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Do you want to laugh your face off? Watch this.

youtu.be/x_EBZOeperE?...
November 26, 2025 at 7:15 PM
What an improvement!
I would listen to it everyday.
Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 PM
And the lower deckers are the ones that have to find it and clean it up.
"Hey, lower deckers go find that upper decker."
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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this week, I'm thankful I don't have kids or religious beliefs
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The new FDA director.
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Imagine me standing on a stage yelling at an actor playing my 8th grade health teacher for singling me out for a mistake almost everyone made and embarrassing me in front of everyone and making a joke about me being a sissy and I hate him so much. Why did he do that? He's such an asshole.
It would probably wind up being a "Welcome to Me" situation and nobody needs that.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
It would probably wind up being a "Welcome to Me" situation and nobody needs that.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
George is doin' commercials.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRKU...
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I don't know why I'm obsessed with this but, the video that Trixie released five hours ago already has more views than the Whitney Cummings video she released a week ago.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
All the thanksgiving cactus colors.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
HOW CAN NO ONE IN STARFLEET EVER GET A SHOT OFF BEFORE THE BADDIE KICKS THE PHASER OUT OF THEIR HANDS!! DIDN'T THESE PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL FOR THIS?!
THEY ALL TALK ABOUT HOW HARD TACTICAL TRAINING WAS! WELL, I GUESS IT WAS. YOU'RE ALL PRETTY BAD AT IT.
Bunch o nerds.
#StarTrek

except tuvok
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM