𓅃 Lazarus 𓅃
@lazarusphx.bsky.social
🔶 31 trips around the sun🔸🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ Trans🔸They/Her🔸∞🔸🔞🔸 #TheLand I 💙🔸PFP: @garnetto.com | Banner: @burgerkapitany.bsky.social (my edit) 🔶
If you see a free loadout loot the matriarch when they did nothing but watch its your patriotic duty to gun them down.
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If you see a free loadout loot the matriarch when they did nothing but watch its your patriotic duty to gun them down.
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Sea Lion
Bald Eagle
Muskellunge
American Bison
Peregrine Falcon
Sea Lion
Bald Eagle
Muskellunge
American Bison
Peregrine Falcon
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Cassowary
Humphead wrasse/Napoleonfish
Orcas (THEY WERE REALLY FAR AWAY BUT I SAW EM)
Atlantic puffins
Feral flock of ringnecks where there shouldn't be ringnecks
Cassowary
Humphead wrasse/Napoleonfish
Orcas (THEY WERE REALLY FAR AWAY BUT I SAW EM)
Atlantic puffins
Feral flock of ringnecks where there shouldn't be ringnecks
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Mountain lions
Coyotes (so many)
Black bear
Barred tiger salamander
Rufous hummingbird
Mountain lions
Coyotes (so many)
Black bear
Barred tiger salamander
Rufous hummingbird
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you have seen in the wild:
Sea Lion
Bald Eagle
Muskellunge
American Bison
Peregrine Falcon
Sea Lion
Bald Eagle
Muskellunge
American Bison
Peregrine Falcon
This is objectively untrue, there are fucking ghosts.
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This is objectively untrue, there are fucking ghosts.
Enjoy some shark coochie
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Enjoy some shark coochie
Happy Thanksgiving, TAke a look y'all: img_4346.jpeg
November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Happy Thanksgiving, TAke a look y'all: img_4346.jpeg
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Gay Trump be like: “They’re telling me there’s a shortage of tops, have you heard of this? Bottoms are having to top, vers are having to make difficult decisions. It’s terrible folks. We’re gonna be looking into this very strongly.”
November 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Gay Trump be like: “They’re telling me there’s a shortage of tops, have you heard of this? Bottoms are having to top, vers are having to make difficult decisions. It’s terrible folks. We’re gonna be looking into this very strongly.”
Neolithic realtor:
"It has a lot of natural light"
"It has a lot of natural light"
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Neolithic realtor:
"It has a lot of natural light"
"It has a lot of natural light"
You house actually likes being on fire you should help it be on fire
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
You house actually likes being on fire you should help it be on fire
The "House" in House of God stands for House music
True Chicago Pope
True Chicago Pope
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:13 PM
The "House" in House of God stands for House music
True Chicago Pope
True Chicago Pope
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There is no evidence Hillary blew him
November 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
There is no evidence Hillary blew him
No one is 100% gay/straight
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
No one is 100% gay/straight
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Note the background cockatiel action shot in the second pic
November 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Note the background cockatiel action shot in the second pic
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Oh snap!?
November 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh snap!?
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Ooooooo
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Ooooooo
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The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
It didn't matter.
Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.
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If the new york mayoral election has taught me anything it's that the "socialist running a major city" devil is definitely the strongest.
November 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If the new york mayoral election has taught me anything it's that the "socialist running a major city" devil is definitely the strongest.
He's yesavage (yeah)
Slider, splitter, fast pitch
Slider, splitter, fast pitch
October 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
He's yesavage (yeah)
Slider, splitter, fast pitch
Slider, splitter, fast pitch
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my Neopets Version, Kau Tools
October 28, 2025 at 4:10 PM
my Neopets Version, Kau Tools
In retrospect, John Schneider's deicison to sub in 4 players who cannot hit has hurt the Jays' offense.
October 28, 2025 at 5:48 AM
In retrospect, John Schneider's deicison to sub in 4 players who cannot hit has hurt the Jays' offense.
Jays game is stressig me the FUCK out
October 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Jays game is stressig me the FUCK out
If neopolitan is your favorite flavor of ice cream you're a liberal
October 28, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If neopolitan is your favorite flavor of ice cream you're a liberal
I tried watching League of Legends worlds the other day and there were 2 kills at 12 minutes. Genuinely I never wanna hear an e-sports fan call sports boring ever again 😭
October 25, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I tried watching League of Legends worlds the other day and there were 2 kills at 12 minutes. Genuinely I never wanna hear an e-sports fan call sports boring ever again 😭
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there’s the “hmm, this might be a furry, i may have seen this bumper sticker for sale at a con” kind of car
and there’s the “multiple furry stickers on the spoiler and the license plate is ‘STIMKY’” kind of car
and there’s the “multiple furry stickers on the spoiler and the license plate is ‘STIMKY’” kind of car
October 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
there’s the “hmm, this might be a furry, i may have seen this bumper sticker for sale at a con” kind of car
and there’s the “multiple furry stickers on the spoiler and the license plate is ‘STIMKY’” kind of car
and there’s the “multiple furry stickers on the spoiler and the license plate is ‘STIMKY’” kind of car