𓅃 Lazarus 𓅃
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It's just the best boxed Mac. Not even close.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
It's just the best boxed Mac. Not even close.
@shrugsyolo.bsky.social its spreading
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 AM
@shrugsyolo.bsky.social its spreading
Drop ceiling wood-walled basements will never not be the coziest shit
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Drop ceiling wood-walled basements will never not be the coziest shit
I think you picked the easiest time of the year in America for that
November 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I think you picked the easiest time of the year in America for that
The dB output of your house is gonna get so loud it's gonna shake the earth apart
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The dB output of your house is gonna get so loud it's gonna shake the earth apart
You should take the rolls away.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
You should take the rolls away.
I'm so glad Jesus scared someone today so hard they died so we get to eat kick ass food or w/e
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I'm so glad Jesus scared someone today so hard they died so we get to eat kick ass food or w/e
It's open season to respond with "this gift fucking sucks"
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's open season to respond with "this gift fucking sucks"
Tags: inflatable, domestic_violence
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Tags: inflatable, domestic_violence
Where my money was.
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Where my money was.
What's the goat right now? Oat and egg? Coconut and egg?
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
What's the goat right now? Oat and egg? Coconut and egg?
You weren't kidding I don't get this one at all
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
You weren't kidding I don't get this one at all
Tf is getting out of control
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Tf is getting out of control
They also are perfectly fine with rapists as long as they're wearing the right colors!
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
They also are perfectly fine with rapists as long as they're wearing the right colors!
Ok what about a tie
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Ok what about a tie