Layhuman
@layhuman.bsky.social
Here for THE Arsenal. Saka supremacy. Politics/English teacher in Germany, so occasional content on such matters.
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This Christmas, I hope we all remember why we got into this sport in the first place.
It isn’t about money, it isn’t about transfer dopamine, it isn’t even about winning.
It’s about policing the opposing manager’s use of the technical area.
Happy holidays to you and yours. ❤️
It isn’t about money, it isn’t about transfer dopamine, it isn’t even about winning.
It’s about policing the opposing manager’s use of the technical area.
Happy holidays to you and yours. ❤️
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
This Christmas, I hope we all remember why we got into this sport in the first place.
It isn’t about money, it isn’t about transfer dopamine, it isn’t even about winning.
It’s about policing the opposing manager’s use of the technical area.
Happy holidays to you and yours. ❤️
It isn’t about money, it isn’t about transfer dopamine, it isn’t even about winning.
It’s about policing the opposing manager’s use of the technical area.
Happy holidays to you and yours. ❤️
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I took a picture.
December 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I took a picture.
Could have brought Gyokeres on for pens, no?
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Could have brought Gyokeres on for pens, no?
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can their keeper calm tf down and just let one in
December 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
can their keeper calm tf down and just let one in
Benitez really hates Jesus huh
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Benitez really hates Jesus huh
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE WE DENIED A CORNER
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES ARE WE DENIED A CORNER
Really want to see the xG for this half lol
December 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Really want to see the xG for this half lol
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Martinelli’s delivery has been spot-on, he’s cooking
December 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Martinelli’s delivery has been spot-on, he’s cooking
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Think pretty much everybody sorta forgot how good Gabriel Jesus is and underestimated what he might bring to the team upon coming back from injury.
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Think pretty much everybody sorta forgot how good Gabriel Jesus is and underestimated what he might bring to the team upon coming back from injury.
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I would enjoy an Arsenal goal now.
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I would enjoy an Arsenal goal now.
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We really should be ahead
December 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
We really should be ahead
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uncle Nørgaard is showing he’s still got it, love him
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
uncle Nørgaard is showing he’s still got it, love him
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Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
December 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Tottenham v Liverpool match report (tl;dr version)
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
Goal.
Frank incensed.
Mirth.
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Konservative-rechtsextreme Mehrheit besiegelt in der finalen Abstimmung die Entkernung des EU-Lieferkettengesetzes. Keine Klimapläne, keine Entschädigung von Opferen, Pflichten nur noch für eine Handvoll Unternehmen:
Heute wurden im EP ganz konkret Menschenrechte geschreddert. Ein schwarzer Tag.
Heute wurden im EP ganz konkret Menschenrechte geschreddert. Ein schwarzer Tag.
December 16, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Konservative-rechtsextreme Mehrheit besiegelt in der finalen Abstimmung die Entkernung des EU-Lieferkettengesetzes. Keine Klimapläne, keine Entschädigung von Opferen, Pflichten nur noch für eine Handvoll Unternehmen:
Heute wurden im EP ganz konkret Menschenrechte geschreddert. Ein schwarzer Tag.
Heute wurden im EP ganz konkret Menschenrechte geschreddert. Ein schwarzer Tag.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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Pretty abject! Man United just got 27 shots off against them. Before their goal, we were defending like we were down a man. There have usually been more human/fitness/availability factors behind the less impressive performances, but that wasn’t one of them.
But if Gabriel Jesus is happy, I’m happy.
But if Gabriel Jesus is happy, I’m happy.
December 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Pretty abject! Man United just got 27 shots off against them. Before their goal, we were defending like we were down a man. There have usually been more human/fitness/availability factors behind the less impressive performances, but that wasn’t one of them.
But if Gabriel Jesus is happy, I’m happy.
But if Gabriel Jesus is happy, I’m happy.
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What I would like to see in the second half is Arsenal score a goal and at the same time, if possible, don’t allow Wolves to score a goal. I think this would go a long way towards winning the game.
December 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
What I would like to see in the second half is Arsenal score a goal and at the same time, if possible, don’t allow Wolves to score a goal. I think this would go a long way towards winning the game.
Ødegaard on for Martinelle and put Eze on the left, then bring Jesus on for Gyokeres ASAP for however many minutes he can manage. He probably won't score himself but neither will Gyokeres and Jesus will at least save us from the horseshoe of death
December 13, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Ødegaard on for Martinelle and put Eze on the left, then bring Jesus on for Gyokeres ASAP for however many minutes he can manage. He probably won't score himself but neither will Gyokeres and Jesus will at least save us from the horseshoe of death
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
What an obsequious, toadying, servile, brown-nosing, corrupt little cunt Gianni Infantino is.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
The FIFA 'peace prize' is the most cringe-worthy, pathetic thing I've ever seen in my life.
Football deserves better than this travesty of a ceremony and ruling body.
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Arsenal are nine points better off versus the equivalent 24-25 fixtures.
1 CRY H (+2)
3 BUR A (Ipswich) (-)
3 SUN A (Southampton) (-2)
3 TOT H (-)
1 CHE A (-)
1 BRE H (+2)
1 CRY H (+2)
3 BUR A (Ipswich) (-)
3 SUN A (Southampton) (-2)
3 TOT H (-)
1 CHE A (-)
1 BRE H (+2)
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Arsenal are nine points better off versus the equivalent 24-25 fixtures.
1 CRY H (+2)
3 BUR A (Ipswich) (-)
3 SUN A (Southampton) (-2)
3 TOT H (-)
1 CHE A (-)
1 BRE H (+2)
1 CRY H (+2)
3 BUR A (Ipswich) (-)
3 SUN A (Southampton) (-2)
3 TOT H (-)
1 CHE A (-)
1 BRE H (+2)
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One thing I always want to ask these masculinity entrepreneurs is why men can’t look to women as role models, and can’t see in women models of human virtue and thriving that are worth emulating. After all, women look to men for these all the time.
Sure, Galloway is better than Peterson
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
But he still believes the natural order of things requires men to be supreme. Men must protect, provide and procreate. It's dressed in progressive language, but it's fundamentally a patriarchal box to trap men in
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Scott Galloway on the masculinity crisis: ‘I worry we are evolving a new breed of asexual, asocial males’
When his book Notes on Being a Man was released last month, it raced to the top of the bestseller lists. The US author, tech entrepreneur and podcaster explains his theories on dating, crying – and th...
www.theguardian.com
December 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
One thing I always want to ask these masculinity entrepreneurs is why men can’t look to women as role models, and can’t see in women models of human virtue and thriving that are worth emulating. After all, women look to men for these all the time.
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I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics
Trump on Somalis: "We're gonna go the wrong way if we keep taking in garbage into our country. Ilhan Omar is garbage. She's garbage. Her friends are garbage."
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I know it's too easy to grow numb to the constant flood of bigotry that comes out of his mouth but it does seem morally important you don't allow yourself or anyone else to become desensitized to this vile racism as a normal part of our politics