Taylor (Not Swift)
@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social
Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
Today I realized that I spent TWENTY SIX FULL DAYS (all 24 hours) of my life on one estate and now I think I’m having an existential crisis.
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Today I realized that I spent TWENTY SIX FULL DAYS (all 24 hours) of my life on one estate and now I think I’m having an existential crisis.
All I want in life is to have enough money to donate to PBS so I can watch a Ken burns documentary like
a man in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
Alt: leonardo DiCaprio in a yellow shirt is sitting in a chair holding a cup and pointing
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:17 AM
All I want in life is to have enough money to donate to PBS so I can watch a Ken burns documentary like
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Everyone else worrying about the last year of the contact
Me:
Me:
December 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Everyone else worrying about the last year of the contact
Me:
Me:
BLESS THIS PERFECT HIMBO.
Phillies, DH Kyle Schwarber reportedly agree to 5-year deal, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.
(MLB x @CohnReznick)
(MLB x @CohnReznick)
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
BLESS THIS PERFECT HIMBO.
Nick my dude if you’re seeing confidence and joy… please go get your eyes checked.
December 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Nick my dude if you’re seeing confidence and joy… please go get your eyes checked.
Is Jalen on drugs? Has he gone BLIND?
December 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Is Jalen on drugs? Has he gone BLIND?
Refs hate the birds.
December 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Refs hate the birds.
Just ended a call with my parents by saying “go birds, unfortunately” so that’s where I am with this team.
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Just ended a call with my parents by saying “go birds, unfortunately” so that’s where I am with this team.
I do love that F1 drivers feel their feelings out loud.
December 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I do love that F1 drivers feel their feelings out loud.
PAELLA ALERT!
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
PAELLA ALERT!
Me watching the American Revolution by Ken Burns:
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Me watching the American Revolution by Ken Burns:
What if… I was right in my feelings about Bryce Harper before I was blinded by his Phanatic cleats?
December 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
What if… I was right in my feelings about Bryce Harper before I was blinded by his Phanatic cleats?
I don’t have a caption, I just need you to see this.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don’t have a caption, I just need you to see this.
My office turned up the office wide white noise machines and added glade plug ins outside my door and I’m being accosted by all senses right now.
December 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
My office turned up the office wide white noise machines and added glade plug ins outside my door and I’m being accosted by all senses right now.
Ed and I have started The American Revolution and holy shit was our northeast PA education SHIT.
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Ed and I have started The American Revolution and holy shit was our northeast PA education SHIT.
Totally reasonable and comfortable work setup happening.
December 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Totally reasonable and comfortable work setup happening.
All of that long weekend and I still don’t want to work.
December 1, 2025 at 1:13 PM
All of that long weekend and I still don’t want to work.
As a member of team “we can’t rule out that McLaren nerfed paistri” I am EXTREMELY STRESSED about Oscar’s last pit stop.
November 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
As a member of team “we can’t rule out that McLaren nerfed paistri” I am EXTREMELY STRESSED about Oscar’s last pit stop.
I’m pissed I now need to pick out an outfit for dinner bc my eagles gear won’t work.
November 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m pissed I now need to pick out an outfit for dinner bc my eagles gear won’t work.
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the people shaking their heads about fans booing the Eagles offense have failed to consider that they deserve it
November 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
the people shaking their heads about fans booing the Eagles offense have failed to consider that they deserve it
Update: I predict a crowded, but grumpy tree lightning.
What was my town thinking doing the tree lighting DURING THE EAGLES GAME?!
November 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Update: I predict a crowded, but grumpy tree lightning.
Refs hate the birds.
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Refs hate the birds.
What was my town thinking doing the tree lighting DURING THE EAGLES GAME?!
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
What was my town thinking doing the tree lighting DURING THE EAGLES GAME?!
Time for a nap before go birds.
November 28, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Time for a nap before go birds.
Someone get Sarah Hyland a jacket! Girlie looks cold!
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Someone get Sarah Hyland a jacket! Girlie looks cold!