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Taylor (Not Swift)

@lawyerrabbit.bsky.social

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Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills. Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.

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Franzke & LA @franzkela.bsky.social · 8h

You know you’re old when the the 2001 Sixers are a throwback jersey

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 8h

The sixers throwbacks are going to be the thing to pull me all the way back in.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 18h

He’ll sit even if he doesn’t fit.

A fat black cat in a blue bow tie sits with one leg in a tiny box.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

This post brought to you by The Chair Company.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

Potentially unpopular opinion - I think HBOs comedies are better than their dramas.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 1d

Man I hope my client on my 1PM call likes cats:

A woman sits criss cross applesauce on an office chair. On her lap are a brown tabby cat and an orange tabby cat. everyone is snuggling.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 2d

We’re watching the first episode of The Chair Company and so far this is just a documentary of what Ed would be like if he just followed his instincts 😭😂

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 3d

This is how The Ringer talks about Jalen Hurts

Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 3d

the cope on fox tonight has been good

A screenshot from Fox News' The Ingraham Angle

Laura Ingraham is on the left half of the screen talking to Vivek Ramaswamy remotely and he is on the right half of the screen

The chyron reads "By winning, Democrats are actually losing"

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 3d

I did pet a very good golden retriever on the way home. He/she just hangs on on their porch and has been my favorite post wine stop for YEARS. Except now the pupper has a sugar face 😭

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 3d

I am whatever level of stressed out a French 75 and a glass of riesling over 3+ hours makes you absolutely have to walk home.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

Oh and I got re-elected as judge of elections so that’s cool too!

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

A busy yet uneventful day at the polls, wrapped up and dropped off the supplies in time to get a milkshake from my fav local ice cream joint and now crawling into bed and reading positive news? What a day.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

This might be the most positive night on blue sky since the eagles superbowl.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

For an off year municipal election these voters sure are grumpy.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 4d

TOOF! (Just one!)

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 5d

How your email finds me:

A brown tabby cat with a white tummy and paws sits up in his moms lap with his paws on the desk. He is yawning (and showing off his single tooth) but it looks like he’s screaming. R

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 6d

How do we uncurse the sixers?

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 8d

Honestly it’s our own fault for letting them back in.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 8d

Put on the sixers for the first time this year, they’re down 15 and have missed at least 5 shots in a row?

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 8d

While we were gone, bubbles commandeered the Costco cat scratcher and the cats are now only allowed to use it with his express permission (which they must earn)

A very very fluffy black rabbit is sprawled out oozing from the doorway of a cardboard Costco warehouse cat scratcher.

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 8d

Good news guys! I’m home and I have a new phone!

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 12d

Anyway I dropped my phone in the Moselle River on vacation so i have been incommunicado. It’s been sort of freeing.

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Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 17d

The only person younger than Ed and I on this river cruise is the captain 😂😂

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 17d

Hearing our tour guide in Luxembourg talk about how wonderful open borders are has my American brain like 🫨

Taylor (Not Swift) @lawyerrabbit.bsky.social · 18d

EVEN IF that was the case - you gotta slap a sick ass panther on that thing ASAP.

Don't Fret. It Adores You @seed-corn-thoughts.bsky.social · 19d

He has a *totenkopf* tattoo, which he is trying to defend with "I was drunk in Croatia and did not recognize the second-most prominent symbol of Nazism after the fucking swastika".

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