Laurel Violet
@laurelviolet.bsky.social
Bipolar, biracial, bisexual.
I'm somebody's little weasel.
I'm somebody's little weasel.
Rooting for the asteroid
The odds are about 1% that the football field-sized object could hit the Earth, but that makes it the closest call in more than 20 years.
Astronomers are tracking an asteroid that could hit Earth in 2032
The odds are about 1% that the football field-sized object could hit the Earth, but that makes it the closest call in more than 20 years.
www.npr.org
February 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Rooting for the asteroid
Grapes are so expensive now that you have to eat the ones in the bottom of the bag.
January 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Grapes are so expensive now that you have to eat the ones in the bottom of the bag.
Defeat the porpoise!
December 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Defeat the porpoise!
New nails today:
December 14, 2024 at 10:50 PM
New nails today:
Just put my stripper wine in the fridge for the traditional Saturday night when I drink.
December 14, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Just put my stripper wine in the fridge for the traditional Saturday night when I drink.
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share this post if you too want your opening dominated by a barbie
February 6, 2024 at 5:09 PM
share this post if you too want your opening dominated by a barbie
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A less friendly and perhaps more accurate framing than the book's blowjob of the facts is "elon stalked his ex and showed up at her workplace uninvited, with a gun"
no fucking way dude elon crashed grimes' recording session for cyberpunk 2077 with a flintlock and demanded to be in the video game
September 19, 2023 at 3:19 PM
A less friendly and perhaps more accurate framing than the book's blowjob of the facts is "elon stalked his ex and showed up at her workplace uninvited, with a gun"
I myself have often wondered this
in that case why isn’t everyone picking the more fun third option
September 19, 2023 at 11:00 PM
I myself have often wondered this
Always tell someone when you're going hiking or eating beets. And always set a timer when you take a Drug.
September 19, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Always tell someone when you're going hiking or eating beets. And always set a timer when you take a Drug.
Dad's addition: the Fabulous Slumberbirds
September 17, 2023 at 12:16 AM
Dad's addition: the Fabulous Slumberbirds
I've been catching Zs for days now baby / I know you love my sleepy ways now baby / You might call me sleepyhead now baby / Put my body in my bed now baby / Nap it up, I'll take it
September 17, 2023 at 12:08 AM
I've been catching Zs for days now baby / I know you love my sleepy ways now baby / You might call me sleepyhead now baby / Put my body in my bed now baby / Nap it up, I'll take it
She's got legs, she knows how to use them / She's an adult fully ambulatory human
September 13, 2023 at 1:19 AM
She's got legs, she knows how to use them / She's an adult fully ambulatory human