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Greg the Unimaginative
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jan 10
To all affected peoples out there: you are loved. You matter. Your existence is not abnormal.
You will always be welcome in my household - please reach out if you want someone to talk to
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Sydney FC sign another international to bolster their front line for the upcoming season:

sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
Sydney FC Sign Haitian International Forward
Sydney FC have lit up their front line with the exciting capture of 23-year-old, Canadian-born, Haiti international forward Laurie-Ann Moïse.
sydneyfc.com
September 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Signings of international players continue at Sydney FC with the annoucement of Riley Tanner (USA-born, Panamanian national team):
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
August 27, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Princess Ibini to leave Sydney FC for an overseas opportunity #ALW
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
Sydney FC Farewell Women's Greatest Appearance Maker
Sydney FC is saying goodbye after 10 years to Princess Ibini with the club legend keen to explore overseas playing opportunities.
sydneyfc.com
August 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
laserboy4000.bsky.social
Fuck that was good
nwslsoccer.com NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · Aug 25
The pass from Sofia Huerta 🎯
The header from Jordyn Huitema 🔥
August 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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On a plate 🍽️

With her 32nd assist, Sofia Huerta becomes the all-time NWSL regular season assist leader 🔥
August 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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reignfc.com
A NEW RECORD 👑

Sofia Huerta now holds the @nwslsoccer.com assist record with 32 regular season assists. ✨

Congratulations Sofia!
August 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Tori Tumeth re-signs with Sydney FC:
"I am extremely competitive and I want to win every single game. Last year we fell short of our goals and this year I’m adamant that won’t happen again. We want to compete for the Championship.”

sydneyfc.com/news/star-de...
Tenacious Tumeth Signs Again
Sydney FC defender Tori Tumeth has re-signed for the Sky Blues A-League Women's 2025-26 season after a successful stint with Australia.
sydneyfc.com
August 20, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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It’s official - Fridolina Rolfö has signed for Manchester United ✍️🇸🇪
August 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Sydney FC announced the signing of an international striker for the upcoming season:
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
Sydney FC Sign American Attacker Jodi Ulkekul
Sydney FC have pulled off one of the signings of the Ninja A-League Women’s off-season, signing highly-rated American attacker Jodi Ülkekul.
sydneyfc.com
August 15, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Bianca Galic signs with Sydney FC on a THREE YEAR contact!! 🎉🎉
sydneyfc.com/news/bianca-...
Sydney FC sign Grand Final match winner Bianca Galic
Sydney FC have signed Croatian Internationalist Bianca Galic from the Central Coast Mariners on a three year deal
sydneyfc.com
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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Anyone except China, the Koreas, and Japan
matildasactive.bsky.social Matildas Active Support @matildasactive.bsky.social · Jul 28
The draw for the 2026 Asian Cup is tomorrow!

Who do you want the Matildas to be drawn with?

#wacaus2026
July 28, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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NIGERIA ARE CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA FOR THE 10TH TIME 🇳🇬 👏

📷: @fifawwc.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
laserboy4000.bsky.social
The Dub kicks off again on October 31st, 2025.
aleagues.com.au/news/when-do...
3 photos in a collage. First is Pablo Escobar looking forlorn sitting on a child's swing set, second is Sam Kerr looking forlorn whilst sitting on an Esky, third is Pablo Escobar standing in an empty swimming pool looking forlorn. Text across the image says "me until October 31st"
July 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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You're damn right. She'll always be player of the match cos she's that damn good
reignfc.com Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · Jul 20
Immediate impact on her return 😤

Sofia Huerta is today's Player of the Match.
July 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Why am I getting the feeling she'll get no minutes at all and then end up being worse off for it all
wfinsight.bsky.social The Women’s Football Insight @wfinsight.bsky.social · Jul 18
Première Ligue 🇫🇷

French champions Lyon have announced the signing Teagan Micah from Liverpool

The 27 year old Australia international goalkeeper has spent the last 2 years in the WSL

She has signed a 1 year deal with the French giants until June 2026
July 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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The Australian Professional Leagues, everybody 👏👏
Well done to the proofreaders
A screenshot of an email sent by the APL. The email details the important dates and timings of ticket sales for the upcoming 2026 Women's Asian Cup, but the title of the section reads "Important Dates & Timinings"
July 18, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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The real stars of tonight's football match.
#SWEENG
Screen capture of two children sitting in plush reddish chairs at the football stadium. Both wear dark England shirts and over-the-ear headphones. The one of the left is enraptured with his pink-encased tablet computer. The one on the right has tipped his chair seat up and is looking up at the sky.
July 17, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Charlotte McLean from Tampa Bay Suns to Sydney FC
A football transfer graphic showing Charlotte McLean smiling at the camera. Text above her head says "Bring her home" Market value: lots of dollarydoos Position: Queen of defence
July 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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victoryvikings.bsky.social
Well, we just went to FIFA to have words about clearing #AussieKayla but unfortunately, it was blocked off and some very aggressive security personnel were in no mood to let us talk to Gianni. Obviously the world is terrified at the prospect of #AussieKayla and The Matildas sweeping all before them.
July 17, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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First official photo of Ellie Carpenter after signing with Chelsea
A very poorly Photoshopped image. Originally showed Sam Kerr holding her Chelsea jersey to the camera whilst standing in a corporate box at Chelsea's home stadium, but now shows Ellie Carpenter's face, screaming in celebration, with her name pasted poorly over Kerr's name in the jersey. The jersey number has also been changed to show number 21 instead of Kerr's 20
June 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Some bold defending from Slovenia! They certainly like their dangerous back-passes #AUSvSVN
June 26, 2025 at 11:38 AM
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I don't wanna hear people in Perth whinge again about never having Tillies games.
When they have a game, they don't bother to show up. The stadium is half empty 🙁
June 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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"Giráldez will replace current Lyonnes manager Joe Montemurro, who will leave the club to coach the Australia women’s national team in the coming weeks, according to sources familiar with the deal."

Why is this taking a million years to announce? 😵‍💫
The level of mad I'll be if it's not a good fit...
May 31, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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You could say that Lindsay is heaps good at scoring goals #USAvCHN
May 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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USWNT fans heading into halftime after scoring two goals in 7 minutes 😄
May 31, 2025 at 10:28 PM