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Greg the Unimaginative
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Optical Engineer | Women's football fanatic | Sci-fi nerd | 🇦🇺 | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ are welcome here
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jan 10
To all affected peoples out there: you are loved. You matter. Your existence is not abnormal.
You will always be welcome in my household - please reach out if you want someone to talk to
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Sep 18
Sydney FC sign another international to bolster their front line for the upcoming season:

sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
Sydney FC Sign Haitian International Forward
Sydney FC have lit up their front line with the exciting capture of 23-year-old, Canadian-born, Haiti international forward Laurie-Ann Moïse.
sydneyfc.com
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 27
Signings of international players continue at Sydney FC with the annoucement of Riley Tanner (USA-born, Panamanian national team):
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 26
Princess Ibini to leave Sydney FC for an overseas opportunity #ALW
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
Sydney FC Farewell Women's Greatest Appearance Maker
Sydney FC is saying goodbye after 10 years to Princess Ibini with the club legend keen to explore overseas playing opportunities.
sydneyfc.com
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 25
Fuck that was good
nwslsoccer.com NWSL @nwslsoccer.com · Aug 25
The pass from Sofia Huerta 🎯
The header from Jordyn Huitema 🔥
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · Aug 25
On a plate 🍽️

With her 32nd assist, Sofia Huerta becomes the all-time NWSL regular season assist leader 🔥
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Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · Aug 25
A NEW RECORD 👑

Sofia Huerta now holds the @nwslsoccer.com assist record with 32 regular season assists. ✨

Congratulations Sofia!
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 20
Tori Tumeth re-signs with Sydney FC:
"I am extremely competitive and I want to win every single game. Last year we fell short of our goals and this year I’m adamant that won’t happen again. We want to compete for the Championship.”

sydneyfc.com/news/star-de...
Tenacious Tumeth Signs Again
Sydney FC defender Tori Tumeth has re-signed for the Sky Blues A-League Women's 2025-26 season after a successful stint with Australia.
sydneyfc.com
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Soccerdonna @soccerdonna.de · Aug 15
It’s official - Fridolina Rolfö has signed for Manchester United ✍️🇸🇪
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 15
a woman in a red sweater with the word same on her chest
Alt: a woman in a red sweater with the word same on her chest
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 15
Sydney FC announced the signing of an international striker for the upcoming season:
sydneyfc.com/news/sydney-...
Sydney FC Sign American Attacker Jodi Ulkekul
Sydney FC have pulled off one of the signings of the Ninja A-League Women’s off-season, signing highly-rated American attacker Jodi Ülkekul.
sydneyfc.com
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 1
Maybe she's just not a Bunnies fan?
What about Balmain Tigers
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 1
You can't convince me this isn't a dinosaur
bsky.app/profile/nafn...
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 1
Ultra good camouflage.
Turns out eucalypt trees have never had branches - it's been log insects all along

Kinda explains the warning around not camping under eucalypt trees because they drop their branches so often
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 1
Cassowaries - a flightless bird that's about 6 foot high and has been gifted machetes on its feet
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Aug 1
Makes you wonder how the fuck anyone hasn't noticed it until now 🤣
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 31
Bianca Galic signs with Sydney FC on a THREE YEAR contact!! 🎉🎉
sydneyfc.com/news/bianca-...
Sydney FC sign Grand Final match winner Bianca Galic
Sydney FC have signed Croatian Internationalist Bianca Galic from the Central Coast Mariners on a three year deal
sydneyfc.com
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 28
Anyone except China, the Koreas, and Japan
matildasactive.bsky.social Matildas Active Support @matildasactive.bsky.social · Jul 28
The draw for the 2026 Asian Cup is tomorrow!

Who do you want the Matildas to be drawn with?

#wacaus2026
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · Jul 26
NIGERIA ARE CHAMPIONS OF AFRICA FOR THE 10TH TIME 🇳🇬 👏

📷: @fifawwc.bsky.social
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 25
two women are sitting on a blue couch talking to each other and that 's why we get along .
Alt: two women are sitting on a blue couch talking to each other saying "and that 's why we get along"
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 25
No one's as cool as Batman amirite
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 25
Have you watched Man Of Steel? I thought that was the best Superman movie up to that point - I'm curious how you think the new one compares
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 25
The Dub kicks off again on October 31st, 2025.
aleagues.com.au/news/when-do...
3 photos in a collage. First is Pablo Escobar looking forlorn sitting on a child's swing set, second is Sam Kerr looking forlorn whilst sitting on an Esky, third is Pablo Escobar standing in an empty swimming pool looking forlorn. Text across the image says "me until October 31st"
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 21
You're damn right. She'll always be player of the match cos she's that damn good
reignfc.com Seattle Reign FC @reignfc.com · Jul 20
Immediate impact on her return 😤

Sofia Huerta is today's Player of the Match.
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 20
I cannot agree more on this statement. Particularly on some warm, freshly-baked bread
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Greg the Unimaginative @laserboy4000.bsky.social · Jul 19
Certainly not without the headphones - I'm sure they'd help
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