moron, large
@largermoron.bsky.social
I'm not a good person. Ask anyone who knows me. I’m mean and bitter and a failure at everything that I say I believe.
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moron, large
@largermoron.bsky.social
· Jan 8
i'm a fucking moron
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“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
February 17, 2026 at 8:37 AM
“How soon?” asked Toad.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
“Quite soon,” said Frog.
what i fi were n't such a piece of huam tgarnage
February 17, 2026 at 12:17 AM
what i fi were n't such a piece of huam tgarnage
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'Tis gone mad! Stand clear!
February 16, 2026 at 9:00 PM
'Tis gone mad! Stand clear!
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Am I alone in wishing to be out of here?
February 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Am I alone in wishing to be out of here?
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Hattie Mae came today and some of our young guests caught a bunch of grasshoppers for her. 🥹
February 16, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Hattie Mae came today and some of our young guests caught a bunch of grasshoppers for her. 🥹
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In so far as one denies what is, one is possessed by what is not, the compulsions, the fantasies, the terrors that flock to fill the void.
February 15, 2026 at 11:30 AM
In so far as one denies what is, one is possessed by what is not, the compulsions, the fantasies, the terrors that flock to fill the void.
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This is most unsettling. Leave me.
February 15, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is most unsettling. Leave me.
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We are NOT gonna try to make “Minneapolis Strong” happen.
Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.
Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.
Big numbers. Big impact. The numbers speak for themselves when it comes to the effects of Operation Metro Surge. What can you do? Support businesses. Donate. Volunteer for a grocery run. As Assistant Chief Gaiters said today, we're Minneapolis Strong.
February 14, 2026 at 1:09 PM
We are NOT gonna try to make “Minneapolis Strong” happen.
Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.
Give people money instead, you useless toad. Strong Minneapolis has been doing all the things you say here for months, with no help from you. You did jack shit except send your cops to help ICE.
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Moon palace has done it again
February 13, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Moon palace has done it again
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(I know that’s actually not a permanent solution and pretending bad things aren’t happening is not a great survival strategy in the long run, but there was nothing I could do about it now.)
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 PM
(I know that’s actually not a permanent solution and pretending bad things aren’t happening is not a great survival strategy in the long run, but there was nothing I could do about it now.)
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We are all dead, and we spoiled the world before we died. There is nothing left. Nothing but dreams.
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 AM
We are all dead, and we spoiled the world before we died. There is nothing left. Nothing but dreams.
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I don't know. I don't know.
February 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I don't know. I don't know.
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Forty years of darkness!
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Forty years of darkness!
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That upset the humans and it sort of upset me, too, which you wouldn’t think it would
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
That upset the humans and it sort of upset me, too, which you wouldn’t think it would
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My sorrow is too great to speak anymore.
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My sorrow is too great to speak anymore.
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I know a “fuck off” when I hear one. So I fucked off.
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I know a “fuck off” when I hear one. So I fucked off.
the cool thing about saying "it doesn't matter" about stuff is that you get to a point where nothing matters to you and you wonder if you'll ever be able to be a person again
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
the cool thing about saying "it doesn't matter" about stuff is that you get to a point where nothing matters to you and you wonder if you'll ever be able to be a person again
i’m the worst person i know
February 8, 2026 at 8:54 AM
i’m the worst person i know
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it’s weird seeing a picture of your childhood dog in someone else’s meme post. when did i share that photo? i don’t share photos.
February 6, 2026 at 8:36 PM
it’s weird seeing a picture of your childhood dog in someone else’s meme post. when did i share that photo? i don’t share photos.
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not to be constantly complaining but i hate all of this
February 5, 2026 at 5:07 PM
not to be constantly complaining but i hate all of this
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This is an evil place.
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
This is an evil place.
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